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Last night I got a little greedy and ordered more than I could handle. I'd been snacking on and off all day, mostly soft foods like baked goods. I had been drinking for a little bit too and really had a craving for this mexican place in my town. I was feeling a little excessive and got a chimichanga (deep fried burrito) with tomatoes, and cheese sauce all over it. The burrito itself is huge, but the dinner I ordered comes with a side of rice and a side of beans that also had cheese on it, as well as some chips. I was naughty and snacked a little bit more while I waited for my delivery to arrive.

I love this meal, but about halfway through I started to feel really full. It doesn't reheat well, though, so I pushed through. I grabbed another drink and rallied on. By the time I was finished, my stomach felt rock hard and I couldn't lay back without uneasy, nauseous burps. I was feeling a little off, I definitely knew I was pushing it. I stood to get another drink, hoping that a little movement would help. Standing helped a little bit. I was able to burp and release some gas. I took small sips of my drink and controlled my breathing. I decided that I might try going outside for a smoke, hoping that would help me forget how full I was and help me control my breathing.

Fuck, was I wrong. One hit gone wrong and I started coughing. My stomach was so full, each cough got closer and closer to a heave. I was able to quell the pain in my throat with a few sips of my drink, but things weren't settling well. I felt so bloated, my stomach was groaning under my palm, chastising me for thinking I could eat five pounds of fried meat and cheese in one sitting. To be safe, I returned to my bathroom, leaning against the wall in front of my toilet while I groaned and tried to settle my stomach.

Between the painful groans were burps, each getting deeper and wetter than the other. Swallowing felt like a mistake, and none of my burps seemed to make me feel any better. If anything, I felt fuller with each belch. I leaned over the toilet and spit. I know it's only a matter of time now. The usual dizzy feeling or cold tingle down the spine that signal the need to vomit weren't present in this moment, the only thing I could think about was how full I was. Taking a deep breath is hard, my breathing becomes shallow and I'm worried with each inhale which exhale will be the one that finally releases it. I burp a few more times, some mucus hacks its way up my throat and I spit that in the toilet. I pat my hand against my stomach, it's hard and unwavering. I dare to take a deep breath and I feel my stomach clench. I don't throw up, not immediately, but I get up on my knees and steady myself, ready for what is to come.

As I shift positions, so do the contents of my stomach. I burp, wet and long. For a moment I think this is it, but my stomach doesn't yet heave. I leaves me breathless and disappointed, impatient and uncomfortable. All I can think about is how full I am, and how desperate I am to feel better. It hurts; it's a solid, churning stone settling in my stomach. It makes every bit of me feel stiff, difficult to move. I wish I could move, but I know that being anywhere other than hovering over my toilet right now is a severe mistake.

I burp, and I retch but still nothing comes. I can feel the pressure growing, though. My meal is sitting at the back of my throat, it is only a matter of time. The gasses in my stomach are growing, I burp a few more times. Each time could be the moment I spew. I only burp once or twice before finally, I get some relief.

The first time I vomit it's mostly just liquid, the sips of drinks I'd taken trying to settle my stomach before making the mistake of setting it off with a coughing fit. I heave twice, right after the other, puking up probably about a glass of liquid between the two heaves. I feel the pressure in my stomach growing, I ground both of my hands on the floor. It's about to get bad.

The first heave was large. It started with a burp, but quickly turned chunks of meat and beans and tortilla into projectiles towards the porcelain of my toilet bowl: chunky, but still liquidy with my drinks. The heave was deep, and long. In the middle of the heave, I burp, creating a second, more powerful wave of vomit to follow. I feel a squirt of liquid between my legs as I heave; not enough to leak through my pants, but enough for me to notice. I try to catch my breath.

I manage a few deep breaths before my stomach tries to heave up my dinner once more. I retch once, coughing up spit. I burp, and up with it comes a thick stream of chunks. Some of the toilet water splashes up and hits my face as my barely digested dinner plops into the bowl. I burp again, and realize I still don't feel any less full from before. I know the next heave is coming, nothing but stomach acid and a cough. Another heave produces only mucus. I rub my stomach, irritated that it has yet to find relief.

Rubbing my stomach is relieving only in the sense that it jostled it enough to try and retch productively again. I burp, I sit up a bit more, I know my stomach isn't finished yet. My stomach is reeling and I'm exhausted, I know I'm not finished yet but I'm ready to be. This dinner was a mistake, I am suffering the consequences.

Again, I heave a few more times but my retches are hardly productive. I feel a bubble start deep in my gut, it makes its way up my throat. I burp, deep and long. For a second I think it will be just that, but at the last second my stomach heaves and I throw up a bit of liquid. I cough, and retch a small bit of liquid up once more. For the second time, my stomach betrays me and retches again as I'm getting sick, producing a more powerful wave of vomit directly after the first. I'm able to take one breath before I'm getting sick again. The power from the first few retches isn't there, but there's still quantity. It's thick, I can feel chunks of it still rub against my throat as it's expelled. My stomach is tense, I'm not allowed to swallow or breathe until I've managed to bring up liquid one more time.

I sit up a little bit, I rest my forehead against my arm. I have a moment to breathe. I still feel bloated and full, but not as sick as before. My stomach still rumbles though, I feel my mouth water and struggle to swallow. I burp again, spitting into the chunks below. I try to catch my breath. I heave, and struggle to bring up thick chunks of my meal. My stomach contracts again, forcing up even more food. I wonder if this batch even got to digest, it feels so thick I could chew it. I spit, and wonder if my stomach will release any more of its contents.

My stomach is still upset, but it's not heaving anymore. After several seconds I lean back against my wall. I burp several times. I'm sure that if I'd had water to drink in that moment, that I would have gotten sick again, maybe before I was able to reach the toilet. I didn't have water, though, and that's probably for the better. I still felt full, but I didn't feel sick anymore.

That is, for about another twenty minutes or so....

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Got my first ever long belly rub from my boy (and anyone who isnt me) while he was visiting this weekend 😩 And then the next day I got a migraine which made my tummy spin and got even more belly rubs after we had shakes and fries for dinner…and then I left marks all over his body as thank you….

I feel so good around him I love letting my belly hang and bloat out of my clothes while we watch tv. He’s a flustered and shy baby but I catch him watching my body constantly and it’s just like damn yes pls touch my belly and thighs and ass 24/7 pls. He’s also…so tiny so he can’t really reach my ass and belly since my torso is so long??? Make me feel sexier pls fuck 🥵🥰

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hi there it's your superbowl snacks anon, can I be 🩵 maybe? im having a lovely weekend, spent yesterday w/ my partner at the farmers market where I always get tons of food, had half a huge breakfast burrito and a giant truffle and some ice cream they didn't want, plus a mini pecan pie and an espresso drink that cleared out my belly pretty well yesterday... but today I had a big cream cheese pastry and the other burrito half that id stuffed in my bag, plus more coffee and my favorite strawberries with Nutella and a mug cake...which was enough to need to nap off my gurgling belly, it was so deliciously loud and achy... and then I stuffed myself again with chicken nuggets and teriyaki noodles and 2 hard apple ciders and oh. my belly is SO swollen. I wanted more gurgles and to make sure all this doesn't get stuck in me so I took a full dose of laxatives with the cider too so I can only expect the bloat to increase. just going to keep drinking liquids and holding and rubbing my tight stomach, it needs pressure or it feels like I'll pop. But I feel like I deserve to be spoiled a little this weekend and I have ice cream in the fridge sooo surely that will fit in me too... and maybe another mug cake... I need to massage this all through my gut before I have to work Monday because I hate having a bloated tummy there, hope 12 hours will be enough... help?? <3 (oh ps weighed myself and went from 117 to 124 between Friday night and Sunday morning if anyone is into that)

You had an indulgent af weekend and I feel my belly sympathy gurgling from reading all that you’ve stuffed into your own gut 🩵

I also hate going to work bloated and full from my weekend indulgences. It’s the most uncomfortable feeling in the world (especially with a 7lbs food baby sitting heavy in your belly). Did your laxatives work, lovely? I hope they gave you at least a little relief before you had to start your shift Monday.

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I've been getting a tummy kink and today I tried the coke and mentos bloat and oh my god. I'm so round now!! My stomach is huge and feels so weird and so good and so bad and !!! I cant stop touching it and feeling how firm it is.

Hehe coke and mentos are like the tummy kink baptismal performance. Welcome to the club officially, sweetheart 💕

Thank you for sharing with me it made me feel all fuzzy knowing people want to tell me their first times ☺️

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my tummy when i woke up this morning:

this is day five (FIVE??) of being all stopped up from stress. everything i eat just sits in my lower belly like stones. my guts are all puffed up from indigestion too, protruding from my hip bones as meal after meal after meal gets stuck in my belly. and i’ve been overeating from stress, so my tummy is extra full.

it’s so solid that when i press on it, there’s no give. it looks like just a bloated little pouch, but it’s so firm and tight, grumbling softly as all the trapped bubbles make their way through my guts.

my tummy hurts. i’m so full already, and i haven’t eaten anything yet today. i went ahead and took a laxative because i can feel my guts stretching around the heavy swell of five days worth of food. i don’t know how much more of this i can take 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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i think more boys should have grumbly tummies n be embarrassed about it

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okay so!! carnival puke story :33 i don’t have any pics unfortunately because i was with people and for another reason you’ll see why in a bit but i will try to be as descriptive as possible hehe

so to start, on the way to the carnival i drank a lot of water which made me nauseous of course cuz i have a small tummy lolsies but anyways the first ride was okay but the handle got pushed into my stomach really hard which made me lurch a bit but it was okay.

after the first ride i got some fried oreos which was pretty good and it settled pretty okay in my tummy but the ride after that my whole friend group was feeling sick it was soooo nauseating like i had my eyes shut so tightly, not to mention im very small so im literally floating out my seat with how insane this ride is…i gagged and puked up in my mouth- still though, managed to keep everything down and just swallowed it back.

here is where things go left. so, i got some mac and cheese bites which were superrrr yummy and some lemonade to wash it down- however, the lemonade was warm because they ran out of ice. i downed it before getting on the ride and just knew it wasn’t going to settle. i was whining and complaining the whole time in line, crouched down clutching my tummy just hoping i could get through it.

so we had to wait quite some time before the ride because and by then i was visibly nauseous like my friend asked if i wanted to get off and i was like it’s okay because we’re already strapped in and honestly i thought i could make it but that lemonade was sloshing and churning and definitely needed to come up.

the ride began, i don’t know how to describe it but it was like a big swing and it was bringing us further up until we were upside down. i felt my stomach lurch but it was too late to get off and we were already in the air T^T

so by this point we’re almost being spun completely around like hanging in the air and we were upside down for a while, i burped and just a surge of the most chunk acidic vomit filled my mouth like cheeks puffed and everything. tried to hold it till we got of the ride and ended up just letting it spill out my mouth onto the platform while upside down <\\\3 i was actually laughing through a good majority of this because it’s just so stupid like what do you mean i’m seriously vomiting on this ride and barely even had to try like this is an emeto dream XD but anyways!!

ride stops, my friends apologize for my mess through a fit of giggles while i’m running off to puke behind the ride. thick chunks of my press and macaroni accompanied by sprays of sour lemonade splattered onto the grass while my friends giggled and laughed about it- only slightly embarrassing but it was really funny for the most part because of how quickly everything progressed.

and yeah :33 i brought up a couple more productive waves and then i was okay but i still feel super bloated and icky so x_x will definitely be nursing this tummy ache the rest of the night

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petite & already nauseous tummy bloat before and after mother’s day dinner @_@ blehhh i feel so icky and full :( sick to my tummy ughhhh

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so nauseous ugh T^T like the kind where even the thought of food is making me feel sick. puked up my matcha latte back into the cup cuz it was too sweet for my tummy and blehhh ive just been feeling so icky all day!! but im on vacation blehghhhhh :((( dunno what to doooo

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Linger not, sweet knight… I am quite undone without your gaze 🎀✨

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🫣is anyone else seeing this

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F is for feast failure and flatulence.

We’ve been at sea for a few weeks and this voyage has been underway for several days.

Early this afternoon I felt funny. No other way to possibly describe it. But an hour or so after it became funny in the tummy.

Then I started burping, a lot. It felt like horrid acid reflux, but that didn’t quite make sense. I went to the restroom hoping to splash some cold water on my face.

Funny in the tummy was starting to feel more like nausea, so imagine my dismay to find several other women waiting for bathroom stalls. Nearly all of them were gray or green in the face and those who weren’t looked very uncomfortable. The ship wasn’t rocking badly at that point and their defensive stances, hands on their tummies and quiet moans all indicated that I wasn’t alone in my digestive distress.

Before I could even react, I heard retching from one of the stalls, followed by that distinct splash. I let out a burp again, I couldn’t help it. My stomach felt even worse.

The bathroom smelled awful so I turned around and walked out. Back to work with big gas bubbles shifting in my gut. It hurt. The burps wouldn’t stop and I wanted to relieve the pressure growing down south. But I couldn’t be sure it wouldn’t be loud, smelly, or worse.

Fast forward a few hours to now. I’m belching uncontrollably, my stomach is aching. Even worse, cases of what seems to be food poisoning are rising on board.

My colleagues made me an appointment with medical. I couldn’t stop burping, and the cramps in my lower belly were impossible to hide. It was oh so embarrassing to have them notice, inquire about it, but they wanted to help. We all think I might have had the bad food, my tum has never felt like this before.

I’m still so gassy, just trying to ease the discomfort until seeing the medics and praying I get to them before I start blowing out from both ends, as is with food poisoning.

Oh, god.

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Test sketches for my upcoming project

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overfull and a little angry

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Oh also hydrate throughout if you can and don’t push yourself too far too fast! Also take long breaks in between sessions! I’m talking several weeks, especially if there’s major diarrhea or any kind of vomiting. dehydration is a substantial risk and you want your body to rest so the experiences can stay sexy intense and not scary or unsafe 💕

Hi. First time anon here. I've recently been experimenting with laxatives (double dose of chocolate ExLax) but it's never urgent enough and doesn't make my guts churn the way I want. I have a pretty strong stomach but I want to spend a day running to the toilet, barely making it (or not). I want to be desperate and I want to tell you every detail. What do you suggest? -🌸

Hi 🌸 aren’t you sweet!

If you’re looking for something to piss off your insides as well as run everything out of your system, I suggest Dulcalax. It has a near 50/50 good/bad effects for users, and I personally have had some intense experiences with it.

The active ingredient in ExLax is Senna, and I’ve also never had a big reaction to safe levels of it. Miralax is also a good one. Try to experiment with different types of stimulant laxatives and see which one you have the most satisfying results with for your body ☺️

Excited to hear the results!!

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Hi. First time anon here. I've recently been experimenting with laxatives (double dose of chocolate ExLax) but it's never urgent enough and doesn't make my guts churn the way I want. I have a pretty strong stomach but I want to spend a day running to the toilet, barely making it (or not). I want to be desperate and I want to tell you every detail. What do you suggest? -🌸

Hi 🌸 aren’t you sweet!

If you’re looking for something to piss off your insides as well as run everything out of your system, I suggest Dulcalax. It has a near 50/50 good/bad effects for users, and I personally have had some intense experiences with it.

The active ingredient in ExLax is Senna, and I’ve also never had a big reaction to safe levels of it. Miralax is also a good one. Try to experiment with different types of stimulant laxatives and see which one you have the most satisfying results with for your body ☺️

Excited to hear the results!!

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