#I’m just WAITING for Normal to go OFF on both Lark and Sparrow I think he deserves it

[llumimoon]

My favorite Normal hc is that he’s really sweet and friendly with his friends and strangers but he’s fucking BRUTAL with his family.

I just think it’s really funny HAVAVSJAHSND like “here’s a tip, be a better sister! God!” and “Someone’s dead? Is that what you said? So that’s one us, and how many you guys?”

Normal’s tolerance for his family’s bullshit is SO LOW atm !! Get their ass !!!

[kaseyskat]

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hi kai ! it’s so difficult because i think i’ve rambled about most of my favorite aus in the server BUT most recently i’ve been thinking a lot about. the dnd movie au. because it’s fun! and though i’m pretty sure you already know about this one i’m gonna ramble about it hehehe

okay so (SPOILERS FOR THE DND MOVIE BELOW!)

one of my favorite oakfam tropes is to put lark in a position of responsibility for the lives of others and this is especially fun when it applies to putting him in charge of hero and normal for one reason or another. in this au, it’s because he is the main character: after splitting off from sparrow (they left their royal life behind for adventure) because sparrow wanted to settle down, lark goes rogue and makes some powerful enemies along the way! enemies that target him- except these enemies don’t realize that he has an identical twin.

lark is too late to save them. he rushes to sparrows place when he realizes sparrows in danger, and him and rebecca both are already gone. suddenly, lark is left in charge of two young kids and he has no idea what to do with his life from here on out, he wasn’t ready for this!

luckily, he figured it out. one night at the tavern he meets a guy named grant, whose husband kicked him out recently. they decide to get into a life of crime to improve their lives, meeting a self-taught wizard named terry along the way! when hero is old enough, she joins them on their missions. normal, though, always stays home- lark and hero both agree that normals too soft to adapt to a life of crime, and it’s easier to let the old grannies next door keep an eye on him.

one day though, lark leads the group on a suicide mission. a mysterious warlock informed them of an ancient amulet that could be used to bring one person back from the dead. it was the answer to all of larks problems: he wouldn’t have to tell his father, the current king of neverwinter, that sparrow was dead if he could just bring him back! hero and normal could have their own father back, and things could go back to the way they used to be.

naturally, it doesn’t work. lark and grant are caught, terry and hero barely escape with their lives and end up on the run together, and normal? well, as he lived at home waiting for his uncle and sister to return, he’s approached by a mysterious elderly man claiming to be his great grandfather, asking if normal wants to learn magic and become the heir to the throne of neverwinter, since his family clearly isn’t coming back for him. normal, tired of being left behind, says yes.

and that’s where the movie plot really kicks in! lark and grant break out of prison and go on a quest to find terry, hero, and normal, terry and hero both believe normal was kidnapped and have also been formulating a plan to get him back, the king of neverwinter has mysteriously fallen into a coma with his father, the old king, come to reclaim his throne with the help of a mysterious warlock friend, and normal? just wants a normal life with someone who won’t leave him.

and that’s all i’ll say for now <333 i think about it constantly though hehe