#like OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!

[llumimoon]

My favorite Normal hc is that he’s really sweet and friendly with his friends and strangers but he’s fucking BRUTAL with his family.

I just think it’s really funny HAVAVSJAHSND like “here’s a tip, be a better sister! God!” and “Someone’s dead? Is that what you said? So that’s one us, and how many you guys?”

Normal’s tolerance for his family’s bullshit is SO LOW atm !! Get their ass !!!

[casadefreewill]

I’ve honestly been pretty neutral about shadowpeach for the last three seasons (like sure whatever, I don’t have a strong preference either way) but BUT

ohhhhhhh

Ohhhhhhhhhh

OOOHHHHHH

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I get it now

[f1-birb]

https://www.tumblr.com/alasarys/711173374688329728/mf-youve-got-the-video-dont-you-ln-yeah

here u go

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yes this one, mhm mhm I see it and I humbly add this one too bc same thing kind of

but yes (if this is the same anon I actually never can tell, I will need to start seeing anon nicknames or emojis or something to tell you all apart or if you're repeat offenders lol)

mute Lando nortrell style - whether it be like my mute baker Lando au, or Max Fewtrell - F1 driver au, or within the existing world, or a new au

like Lando losing his voice but nobody panic bc Max is fluent in all things Lando, or if it runs deeper than that and Lando is genuinely mute or selectively mute

there a lot of ways this could go and I like several of them anon

[asahicore]

i love you (singing tfw)

(not a romantic declaration but a declaration of my love for this song).

uh huh … F FIIIIIIIIIIIVE WEBSIIIIIIIIITE breeeeeeeze BAYBAY ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh that feeling when i love you feels like youuuuuuuu heartbeat hope you’ll see! please just stay with me just stay witb me 🥺🥺🥺

its the way i dont even like this song that much sorry... like its good but out of their cute songs 10 months and nfs come out on top !!! go cry about it !!!!

[plaindangan]

Ok Peko. Since you just admitted to be a dommy mommy for Mahiru, Is there anyone else you shown it too? Was it by on purpose or did you so happen to slip into a conversation with someone else and they noticed?

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!

"Well...just...one?" Peko admitted, a pink hue settling on her cheeks as she remembered the incident. "It was by accident..."

-

Ibuki was such a handful. Peko swore that girl woke up every morning completely refilled with energy and added sugar ontop of it. Unfortunately for Peko she had to deal with hyper Ibuki while she was busy in her dojo training. And, boy, was the musician not letting up the annoyance factor.

"Oooh, what a cool sword!!! Ooooohhhh, what a serious atmosphere! Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh, what a tight outfit that Ibuki doesn't have the curves for!!!"

On...and on...and on!!! Ibuki didn't stay silent and it was hard to concentrate...but not impossible. Peko can still get into a meditative stance....

Only for Ibuki to hop onto her laugh with a goofy smile.

"Heeeeeyaaaaaaaaaa! What are you doing Peko-Peko?~" That was the last straw for Peko. She glared down at Ibuki with her fierce red eyes, sending a shiver of fear down the guitarist's spine as she realized she maaaaay have messed up a tad.

"Ibuki...I'm trying to meditate. I need complete and utter silence. If you fail to heed my request then..." Leaning further, Peko's voice fell into a cold, yet dominating, whisper. "I assume that you require discipline from Mommy for your poor behaviour? Is that what you want...to be disciplined by Mommy?~"

"M-m-m-mommy, a-a-ah, n-no, I..." Peko pointed towards the corner of the room.

"Stay there and stay quiet. If I hear a peep expect a session with my wooden sword across that behind of yours for a bit...but." Slowly a smirk came upon your face. "If you listen to Mommy and obey her...well, I just suppose I can reward you a bit for listening~"

Reward? Currently, Peko was changed into blue gi...a gi that she parted at the top to show off a bit of her large cleavage.

Which, to a raging boob lover like Ibuki, was all the incentive needed to get that musician dashing to the corner and keeping her trap shut until it was time to cash in~

-

"I-I let it slip that one time...although." Peko giggled warmly. In her arms was a very 'hungry' Ibuki, whose was face buried in the swordswoman boobs and also couldn't help but suck on her nipples too~

Perhaps, Peko should let her desire slip more often?

[skaald-of-the-hearth-fires]

What Lies Beneath spoilers.

-deep breath-

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Al...Almorra? Almorra?!?!

-excited bouncing in chair-

OOOHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOOOO ITS ALMORRA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

anyways. ALMORRA. love love love. LOVE how Commander is actually reacting to this like. Not quite wanting to talk to Gorrik about it. which for non-Vigil Commanders COULD be read as 'I'm not sure if I'm hallucinating or not lol' but for ME? where my IDENTITY is Vigil? Where I am SOME MUST FIGHT SO THAT ALL MAY BE FREE and will DIE for that? -chefs kiss-

love you Anet love you Anet love you Anet

ALLLLMOORRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I cannot WAIT to enter this instance that's gotta be coming up. wanna hurry up with these jade blocks SPEEDY and hear Gorrik talk again. HE GLITCHES OUT AND THAT IS ALMORRAS VOICE OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANET ANET PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

it feels like - for years I've been obsessing about dead characters and nobody or my Commander batting an eye. just SCREAMING when they show up and Commander's like. 'yup.' and other characters like. 'ahh, yeah. this.' and I'm shrieking at the screen and headcanoning the Commander shriveling up inside trying to be all stoic. but I'M screaming. all thru, like, PoF and S4 and IBS.

and it's AMAZING

because NOW? now my Commander is going 'oh. OH. oh. oh dear. I need - I need to leEEAAve...' like in her ACTUAL dialogue! and I can TELL. I can TELL she's FEELING stuff. leaving it VERY much up to the imagination tho Anet, good job. up to the imagination BUT! giving me enough to know it's actually there. LOVELY LOVELY. aaaaaaahhhhhhhh AAAAAAAAHHHHH ITS ALMORRA EEEEEEEEEEEE

it's not just that I'm HEADCANONING that Commander is having a reaction, which I would do anyway. it's that she's ACTUALLY ACTUALLY ACTUALLY having a reaction!!

AND everyone else has no clue. it's like. way to go meta Anet. putting my own feeling of isolation and 'why does Commander never care about her dead friendos :(' INTO THE COMMANDER! now it's 'Commander is sad nobody else cares about her dead friendos :(' WAYYYY TO LET ME PROJECT ANET!! WAY TO LET ME SELF-INSERT!!! WAY TO GIVE MY SADNESS SOME ACTUAL REPRESENTATION (who'd have thought you could have a story like this where the emotion of sadness needed more representation. like usually its MINORITY things that are underrepresented but SADNESS? BRO I FEEL SO SEEEEEEEN)

lovely lovely lovely. aaaaaarrrrrrghhhh love it love it love it. BC now my Commander is IN ON IT yk? and I'm still screaming WAYYY more than she is of course. I'm screaming myself hoarse. I'm banging on my table. I'm just - AAAASDLFKJASDLKFJALKSDFJA KDJGALKDJLKASJDFLKAJDSFLKJ (bleh now my throat hurts. anyway.) AALDKFJADLKGJALKGJALKDFGLAKDJFLKAJD FLKAJDGLKAJDGLKSJFDLKJSDFLKGJSLKDFGJSLKDFGLSKDF

okay! instance now. fighting down into. 'the hole' like. YIKES? oh. YIKES? yikes. Almorra???

did I say how I'm a huge fan of how the Commander is actually caring about this

avoiding eye contact (GOOD catch, Gorrik, you are amazing) THANK YOU ANET

I FEEL SO VALIDATED

I FEEL SO SEEN

I feel so JUSTIFIED

I've held onto the pain of characters' deaths for YEARS (and yes I know it's just Almorra - and that has to be significant, that it's only Almorra and nobody else, not like the other times, but I'm living vicariously through just the one. it hurts more when there's just one instead of casually cycling through them. I can IMAGINE and PROJECT the others onto this emotion I am LOVING IT) anyway - I've held onto these characters' deaths for YEARS and it's PAYING OFF

THANK YOU ANET

okay. down to business now. not much of Almorra in this cave. sadly. (actually at this point I'm getting more into the thing and going. hey. this is a good thing. Commander is DYING inside she does NOT need more Almorra right now.) leyline!! FUN!!

Gorrik waddling around checking things. (also have I mentioned I'm very intrigued by his new leadership arc. I think he's hyperfixating on this detective business. and this leadery business. it's amazing and adorable)

he's waddling around being all Gorriky and studious and intense and also professional at the same time. love him. love the boi. love him to pieces. aaaahahhhhh. love his voice too. his specific voice. it's Gorrik. aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh love him.

baddies!

...

WARMASTER! FORGAL! KERNSSON!!! OH YOU DID NOT JUST - AAAAAAAHHHHH WHATTTTT THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!! FORGALLLL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AAAAAAHHHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHH I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN WAAYYYYYY TOO LONG EEEEEEEEEEE WH-aaaaaattt

are those voice lines!? HE'S TALKING TO ME! I know those lines! that's him being my BESTIE! that's him being PROUD of me! I remember those like YESTERDAY (bc I replay the PS wayy too much) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS FORGAL ITS FORGAL ITS FORGAL AAAAAAAAHHHHH IM DYING ITS MY BRO FORGAL ITS FORGAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M DEFENDING HIM FROM THE THINGIES!!

IS HE ACTUALLY HERE? IS HE? IS HE? IS HE? LIKE WHAT'S THIS - HES INJURED BUT NOT DEAD? WHEN WAS THIS???? ANET??? ANET??? ANET???? OOOHHHH???

WAIT THOSE LINES DON'T GO IN THAT ORDER

WAIT THEY DON'T GO TOGETHER. AT ALL. WHAT - THAT CHANGES THE MEANING ENTIRELY - OHHHHHHHHH FORGALLLLL O NONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOO NO NONO AAAAAHHH

I have zero clues what is going to happen I am HERE for this WHOLE THING!! I can predict NOTHING this is my FAVE

my FAVE instance I decided!! THIS IS TOO GOOD!!

THE WHOLE GAME HAS BEEN BUILDING UP TO THIS!! TEN YEARS!! THIS IS SO WORTH IT!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

nooooo he's goneeeee

OH MY ACTUAL COMMANDER IS ACTUALLY ACTUALLY SHE IS ACTUALLY AWARE THAT SHE'S BEING MESSED WITH MENTALLY!! she couldn't not!! after Mordremoth!! and Jormag!! and ALL THE OTHER THINGS LOL!! SHE'S FIGHTING IT!! SHE KNOWS!! SHE HATES IT!! SHE'S ON GUARD!!

YEAH I'LL GO HELP YAO (but where did Forgal go and is he coming back??? is he?? AAAAHHHH)

Yao I am here! OH YIKES

Eir??? that's kinda random! BUT OK!! I AM HERE FOR IT LETSGOOO

(also: they BETTER get to Trahearne at some point. if they don't get to Trahearne I will QUIT this game FOR GOOD!!!!!!) (just kidding. I cannot leave after an instance as amazing as this. no way. I do NOT have that level of self-control.)

Also: maybe Trahearne is too high-profile. Order mentor, Almorra, and Eir are all relatively low-profile in terms of story impact and closeness to player. I personally? love Almorra and Forgal specifically to PIECES. I am a Vigil main THROUGH AND THROUGH. I love them wayy too much. To me they ARE on par to Trahearne. and I've always just sorta. let Eir be Eir. significant yeah! as a member of DE and important in the PS! but not on par with Forgal and Almorra and Trahearne.

also, man, I haven't seen Forgal in WAYY too long. Eir? I saw her memory fairly recently, the last year or so yeah? Last time I dealt with a Forgal memory was Mordremoth lol.

despite all this: I AM LOVING IT. I AM LOVING EVERYTHING.

BUT ALMORRA - THAT ONE TAKES THE CAKE - THAT ONE ALWAYS TAKES THE CAKE

MOST RECENT

her death was the most painful in-game. more than Trahearne. I didn't cry when Trahearne died you know that? I was in shock. but for Almorra? I was crying sobbing tears streaming down my face shrieking dying. (there's psychological analysis I can put into that another time.) but ALMORRA - whoooeeee

this mission will NEVER hit as hard to non-Vigil mains. just sayin'. they might get Sieran or Tybalt instead of Forgal but it's Almorra who REALLY -

ppl talk about best race to play the story as but I am a DEFINITE proponent of the idea that there's a best Order to play as. and it's hands-down Vigil. 100%. thoroughly. IBS shoulda showed you that but THIS takes the cake. THIS makes it official. like - yo. it's ALMORRA

anyway gonna go die screaming some more

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH AAHHH AAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ADLKJFALKFJALKDJFALKJDFLKAJDFLKAJDFLKAJFLKAJDFLKAJDFLKAJD A LKSDFLKAJDFLKAJD LKAJDFLKAJDFLKAJSDF LKAJSDFLK JASLDKFJLAKSJDFLKASDJFLKAJSDF

[time-to-dream]

,,tell the world with tumblr who the fuck I am"-concept? Like, who the fuck I am? I? Oh right... Jeah, now makes this hole concept sense. I am totally exited what will happens in this blog... I feel the dreams already. Oh and I mean this literally. I can even see them, they are three egg formed black clouds around a story that happen and they stand next to each other. Jeah, autism strange, but I like it, jeah.

I don't know, have I write my first dream down here? Oh, wait the description says, it's time for some weird shit, so hey ho let's go and rock this universe a bit... Hahah, just a bit is just a joke. Things like ,, you can not believe what the imaginary personality, I create in my head, has told me today." And then I write the conversation down and don't forget I do these things really and the person's name I am talk about is ,,the duchess" after this one big bang theory episode, where sheldon talk out with her. Maybe it's even the same person, sheldon and I talking to.

Oh universe, this blog will be so cool and makes tons of fun!!! Especially for me, but I hope also for you.

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!!!!! Sooooo muuuch fuuuuuuunnnnn!!!!!!!!!

Can't wait for it!

Can't wait for it!

Can't wait for it

!!!!!!!

Nearly all my wishes comes true, by the way and tho twos, who doesn't are these, that I just need to do, by myself. Oh wait just forget that I am the universe too, just like you and in some way I used the last blog to ,,manipulate" me into happiness with many small steps and makes so many else, that only I know and that helps me a lot in life. Just by the way...

And now?? Give me an U, an N, an I, an V, an E, an R, an S, an E!!! U-N-I-V-E-R-S-E!!!!!!!

Dreams comes true.

[unusual-ly]

About the Lion King. I was just telling my mother in the theater "if they don't have the Hula distraction scene I'll riot" and then they had THAT scene instead and I just SCREAMED WITH LAUGHTER like... okay, they didn't have the Hula scene, but what they did have was just as good!

Ikr??? I was thinking to myself “are they gonna do it??? Are they gonna do the hula???? They’re not. They’re totally not. I will be disappointed...”

Timon: Madames et monsiers...

Me:

O H

Timon: Be... our...

Me:

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[chimchimchoo]

Fly Me to the Moon :: Ch 4

Genre: Pure fluff crack

Word Count: 1,506

Pair: Yoongi x Jimin

Collaborated with @tayvengeance

Chapters: 1 2 3 4

“CHEER UP THIS SAD, EMO BOY!”

02-222-3333

Jimin stared at the note on the bathroom wall for a solid 5 minutes before he pulled out his phone and typed in the number.

authors note: we do not own any of the pictures, for better formatting so it’s more comfortable to read, check it out on AO3! AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14944508/chapters/34790039 Twitters: Tae’s Sujin’s <3 - Tae & sujin

Chat With Hobi_wan_kenobi

2015.12.26

12:00

SUGA:

Hey

Hobiiiiiii

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

Hyungg

MY SUGAR

MERRY (belated) CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

SUGA:

You messaged me merry christmas everyday

from the 20th until yesterday

and even though Christmas is over

you are STILL at it

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

*gASP*

Sugar, every day is christmas until January

why are you like this to me :(

don’t kill my christmas spirit

speaking of christmas

did you have a bANGIN NIGHT?

SUGA:

why did you crop that pic of all of us

NO ONE IS SAFE FROM BECOMING A MEME

also

We didn’t have sex

why is that your first thought

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

i’m extremely disappointed

i’ve seen the way you two look at each other

did you at least TELL HIM YOUR FEELINGS?

come on, we all know you two are so whipped for each other

come o  n

SUGA:

I told him.

He reciprocated

we kissed a few times (a lot)

I held him as we slept

Woke up with him

god, do you know how amazing it is to fall asleep

and wake up with someone you love?

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

Oh?

oH

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCKING FINALLY

THANK THE MOTHER FUCKING LORD

TOOK YOU TWO LONG ENOUGH

If either of you hadn’t done anything about it anytime soon

i owuld have smashed your heads together mySELF

SUGA:

You all act as if we’ve been in love for years

and have been putting off our engagement.

I’ve literally known Jimin for like a month.

and

AND

SOCIAL ANXIETY PREVENTS ME FROM HAVING

SIMPLE CONVERSATIONS, OKAY

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

yes i understand that sugar

but in all my years knowing you

i’ve never seen you once look at anyone like this

besides a fucking piano

(at least its a human this time)

(thank fucking god)

SUGA:

IT’S NOT LIKE I WAS GONNA FUCK MY PIANO

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

there arE KINKS OUT THERE HYUNG

KINKS YOU COULDN’T POSSIBLY IMAGINE

it’s okay i’ll love and accept you however you are

:)

SUGA:

My only kink is the way Jimin looks at me

when I know he’s thinking about us

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

jesus christ hyung

you’re whipped

SUGA:

I know.

I am.

Help me.

I don’t know what to do.

I can’t ruin this.

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

this is very cliche

but just keep being yourself hyung

chim chim obviously likes you for who you are

SUGA:

But

what if I do something

and he realizes just how messed up I am?

I can’t bring him home to my family.

Will that ever come between us?

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

Hyung

he likes /you/

not your family

I think the description i wrote before,

“sad emo boy”

just about summed up who you are

and he was drawn in just by those words

you don’t have anything to be concerned about hyung

I hear him mutter about you during dance breaks

and worry about whether you’re getting any sleep or not

it’s kind of disgusting how much he worries

SUGA:

He texts me a lot late at night.

checking in on me.

I kind of look forward to those texts.

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

well i mean

he is your /boyfriend/ now

what kind of person would you be

if you didn’t

SUGA:

Holy shit.

He’s my boyfriend.

I have a boyfriend

And his name is Park Jimin

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

damn fucking right you do

now go tell that to the whole world

Chat With YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STOP CHANGING THE CHAT NAME

2015.12.26

12:30

SUGA:

Hey

guys

I’m dating Jimin

can you believe?

My Boyfriend Is Park Jimin

iq.148:

look at him you guys

the emo boy is whipped

Worldwide Handsome:

About time you two got together.

Kookie Monster:

But lik Jimins a whol soft boy

nd ur a whol emo boy

The.V.Zone:

YES. Y E S

I FUCKIF TOLD U GYUS THAT THEY WOULD HIT IT OFF ON CHRISTMAS

Kookie hun bun i kno ur my lovely bf but u owe me $50

Kookie Monster:

they warnd me abt ths in High school musical

i shldv known

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

SUGA:

WAIT YOU BET ON THIS, TAE?

The.V.Zone:

oh cum on

it was 2 easy

evryone was in on it too

rite guise

iq.148:

what

uh

no

Worldwide Handsome:

I did no such thing.

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

tae what are you on?

Kookie Monster:

Tae, tht was jst u n me

The.V.Zone:

oh damn

well i have $50 now

DRINKS ON ME GUYS

except for kook

Kookie Monster:

u cnt use a minrs money 2 buy drinks

The.V.Zone:

oh shush honey

money iz money

juss give it to me in cash boo

in fact chim chim is going to yoongi’s tonight

just come over

u kno

come over™

SUGA:

ew don’t solicit sex from Jungkook on this chat

iq.148:

jesus christ taehyung

go fold your laundry or something

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

Worldwide Handsome:

You know, sugar free cereal was created to help young boys

to stop masterbating, because people believed the sugar in

their cereal caused impure thoughts.

SO STOP EATING THE SUGAR FREE CEREAL

AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF

The.V.Zone:

yes mom™

SUGA:

Speaking of Jimin

where is he?

I thought FOR SURE my boyfriend would have something

to say regarding my initial message

The.V.Zone:

he’s prolly busy eating sugar free cereal

Kookie Monster:

but he dsnt need

wait

WAIT

th cereal stops u frm jackn off

i get it now

The.V.Zone:

oh you innocent boy you

my baby boo

this is why i love you

iq.148:

jesus christ

Worldwide Handsome:

Mochi_Moves:

I woke up to 65 messages

what’s going on

Aww Mint Yoongi

look at you

telling the whole world i’m your boyfriend

c:

i love waking up to sweet things

SUGA:

You went BACK to sleep after I went home?

baby, we could have stayed in bed longer if you

were tired.

Mochi_Moves:

Its hard to sleep when you’re on my mind all night c:

wait WHEN DID TAE MAKE A BET ON US

Worldwide Handsome:

Oh my goD!

They are so domESTIC~

Kookie Monster:

aftr u sent th frst txt to him

Hobi_wan_kenobi:

I’m gonna throw up

they’re so fucking cute

The.V.Zone:

Kook honey why dont u luv me like this

SUGA:

Hoseok I’ll make you rue the day u called me emo

Mochi_Moves:

but honey if he didn’t

he wouldn’t have written your number on the stall

and we would have never met like this :c

Kookie Monster:

ur not a rmantic lik yoongi

SUGA:

Call me emo boy in every universe, so that I know

Jimin will find me in each one.

Mochi_Moves:

Awww Mint Yoongi

you’re making me blush

<3

iq.148

eugh

stop

pls

Worldwide Handsome:

luckily the other one is always in his producing room

so while we do live with him

we like never see him

It’s like living with Batman.

We know The Batman lives with us, but we only ever see Bruce Wayne.

SUGA:

damn I have enough emotional baggage to be compared

to Batman.

Kookie Monster:

Iv nvr seen Yoongi n Batman in th same room

iq.148:

Kook…

The.V.Zone:

oh honey, this is why i luv u

Mochi_Moves:

He’s always in the producing room??

Does he at least come out to eat??

Jin hyung do you feed him?

Does he sleep?

Worldwide Handsome:

You think I slave away making the finest cuisine available

in my price range and DON’T force him to eat it?

Trust me, I get him to eat.

It’s when I have to work late and can’t make dinner that he’s

on his own.

Mochi_Moves:

I’m glad I can count on you hyung c:

iq.148:

why am I never around for Jin’s best meals :(

SUGA:

Try not working the graveyard shift

Then maybe you’d get to eat the delicious meals he makes

Worldwide Handsome:

I mean I label the tupperware with the leftovers.

What more do you want from me?

Is it too much work to open a fucking refrigerator, Namjoon?

SUGA:

holy shit take this to the roomie chat

Kookie Monster:

Tae my mum said I cn com ovr tonite btw

The.V.Zone:

ahh yes

come over™

Hobi_wan_kenobi

jfc tae keep it in your pants

Worldwide Handsome:

HE ASKED HIS MOTHER PERMISSION TO COME OVER TO

YOUR PLACE

NOT CUM ALL OVER YOUR PLACE

JFC

The.V.Zone:

yes mom™

Mochi_Moves:

Honey I don’t think I should come over tonight

someone needs to babysit these two

SUGA:

Mochi_Moves:

or

you can come babysit with me

c:

The.V.Zone:

no plz

i dont want to see u 2 droolin over each other

SUGA:

okay, but like weren’t you two literally together

the entire week of christmas?

why the rush to have Kookie over, Tae?

The.V.Zone:

:)

iq.148:

that smile concerns me

Kookie Monster:

Tae, u said wed wtch all th Iron Man mvies

SUGA:

This is so innocent

Worldwide Handsome:

I don’t think Jungkook knows how to even kiss with

a lil bit of tongue.

The.V.Zone:

you clearly don’t know him :)

Mochi_Moves:

tae please keep this to yourself thx

Kookie Monster:

Taeeee wat lies r u feedn

SUGA:

Jungkook… ISN’T innocent?

Is

Is that what I’m getting?

Kookie Monster:

>.<

dnt lisn to Tae

The.V.Zone:

he’s full of surprises I tell u

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The.V.Zone:

it’s just u n me bby

Kookie Monster:

ur tearin ths famly aprt

The.V.Zone:

i only need u in my life <3

Kookie Monster:

[findtheword]

Rereading the first Skulduggery Pleasant book and got to a bit quite early on where I was like ‘oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh’. Some authors are goood at doing that.

[scoobydoomistakes]

I was going to tell my sister about how awful/amazing the Scooby Do and Kiss movie looks but I kind of stopped mid sentence. She said "Scooby Doo and Kiss? Is that like a pg version of Netflix and chill?"

Carl the Animator: “…that’s the funniest thing ever.”

Ted the Animator: “I won’t deny it… when I first read that, I nearly had a coffee spit-take all over the desk.”

Carl the Animator: “It should totally be a popularly-used expression.”

Ted the Animator: “She does have a Dalek in her photo… we should do whatever we can to appease her, who knows what she’s capable of!”

Carl the Animator: “…she has a what now?”

Ted the Animator: “She’s with a Dalek. Y’know, in her profile photo?”

Carl the Animator: “Huh?”

Ted the Animator: “…and to think you call yourself a geek, young man.”

Carl the Animator: “…wait, so when they had that shirt in the movie….”

Ted the Animator: “Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

Carl the Animator: “Never woulda guessed!”

Ted the Animator: “That’s awesome, I totally thought it was called “The Tour” ‘cause they didn’t want to use real branding.”

Carl the Animator: “The movie just keeps yielding delightful surprises. I knew I submitted a copy to the Louvre for good reason.”

Ted the Animator: “...wait, you did what?”

Carl the Animator: “Don’t get your hopes up, they still haven’t replied to me.”

Ted the Animator: “It’s not our fault! Warner-Brothers sent us the wrong materials.”

Carl the Animator: “We had to MacGyver it a bit with the stuff we had, but it all worked out in the end... even if I still don’t understand half of its beautiful madness.”

Ted the Animator: “Close, for sure… it was from two years ago, but there have already been some more movies since then.”

Carl the Animator: “How many have we done since that, exactly?”

Ted the Animator: “Uhhhh… Lego Scooby-Doo!… Haunted Hollywood Scooby-Doo! and WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon… Scooby-Doo! Shaggy’s Showdown… and one coming up called S.C.O.O.B. that’ll release in 2018.”

Carl the Animator: “…I don’t remember half of those.”

Ted the Animator: “Yeah... sometimes, I feel like our timeline is kinda wonky.”

Carl the Animator: “We’re the best, what can I say. They couldn’t find better animators if they tried.”

Ted the Animator: “I think it has more to do with the fact that we’re willing to put up with crazy scripts and deadlines.”

Carl the Animator: “We manage! Remember, kids… when life gives you deadlines you can’t beat, just fill up your project with basically anything, and no one’ll know the difference.”

Ted the Animator: “…I don’t think that’s accurate, beneficial, or legally-sound advice to be giving out.”

Carl the Animator: “Hey, it’s worked for drawin’ the historian guy in this episode.”

Ted the Animator: “…I’d prolly try to stop you, but those frames are so funny it would be a crime against humanity to make them go away.” 

Carl the Animator: “Hey, cool! We liked it, for sure.”

Ted the Animator: “It was an unusual experience… after a while, your brain just gets used to not having any dialogue you understand, and it all becomes a blur.”

Carl the Animator: “Polish Scooby’s voice acting was the best thing ever.”

Ted the Animator: “Overall, I feel it’s the same experience as all foreign films… with a language barrier, it’s a lot harder to judge quality of acting. You can’t pick up on inflections and timing in the same way.”

Carl the Animator: “But sometimes, it sounds super funny, like when that one guy sounded like he was shouting “TACOS!”

Ted the Animator: “…sure. That too.”

Carl the Animator: “Yup, but sadly, still no reply from the Louvre.”

Ted the Animator: “It was something special, that’s for sure... fun to work on, especially when every single scene requires in-depth analysis to figure out what the heck is happening.”

Carl the Animator: “Basically a perfect movie. All it needed was dinosaurs.”

Ted the Animator: “Well, perfect is a stretch, especially with the female characters being handled a bit... gratuitously. I saw some guy named Colin write up a big analysis of it yesterday, which summarized it pretty well.”

Carl the Animator: “If he didn’t love the bikini gargoyles, he clearly doesn’t understand art.”

Ted the Animator: “I’m afraid he didn’t, and I think I agree with hi–”

Carl the Animator: “Ooh! OOH! Email from the Louvre!”

Ted the Animator: “...uh-oh.”

Carl the Animator: “...’does not fulfill our rigorous standards of artistic merit?’ Oh, what do they know.”

Ted the Animator: “Alas, bikini gargoyles can only get you so far, Carl.”

[orphanblaque]

wellaintshesweet replied to your post “ok so it seems like people are thinking that mateo turned out to be...”

He just spoke with his normal voice instead of the Latin lover narrator voice that he was using for the voice over

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

ok. thank you! 

[phillipcole]

Post-AGT Appearance 821: Jeff and Jenn Show October 26

Many other tv and radio broadcasts would use that small portion, but some would hold back fearing repercussions.  As each station and show made these decisions with varying degrees of haste, my old friend Jenn Hobby would decide it was safer, and more appropriate for her audience, to instead use the brief dialogue that preceded that small snippet, however a technical problem would keep the clip running through the quoted section and slightly past before someone started a sudden station break.

Hobby: Well Jeff, I know this is controversial, but we decided to air the portion of the tape everyone’s talking about before Phil and Beyonce start singing.

Dauler: Is it good?

Hobby: Phil’s still on top of his game and if Beyonce’s going into comedy now you can all say you heard it here first.

Dauler: So play it, Jenn.

Hobby: Here goes.

PBC: Wow, wow, you are great!

Knowles: Thank you Phil?

PBC: So what made you agree to sing with me?

Knowles: Those incriminating photos had a lot to do with it.

PBC: Ha ha ha I know it’s hard for you to come out as a country music fan.

Knowles: Ha ha ha.

PBC: You should try square dancing you know.  When the legs get tired someday it might be all you can handle.

Knowles: Is it hard?

PBC: It is when you’re around...oh you mean square dancing.  Just follow erections, I mean directions.  The worst part was learning what does eat doe means.

Knowles: You mean dosey doe?

PBC: I thought that was what the goats ate.  Does eat oats and goats eat oats.  I don’t know.

Knowles: So Phil, were you a Destiny’s Child fan growing up.

PBC: Listened to you all the time growing up on Radio Disney.

Knowles: Ha ha ha ha ha.

PBC: I even heard that Christmas special.  I liked the fact you didn’t all look alike.  Those girls on En Vogue...I had to watch the videos over and over trying to figure out which was which.

Knowles: What about our videos?

PBC: Did you do videos?

Knowles: So now it’s official.  Our song comes out on April 28.

PBC: I can hardly wait.

Knowles: Why wait.  Let’s sing now.

PBC: Why not, Michigan deserves it!  Hit the music.

PBC and Knowles: Her name is Av’nelle, Avonelle Hector.

If you want things to go well, you must elect her.

PBC: Ohhhhhhh oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh ooooooooooooooh ooooohhhhh.

Knowles: ohhhhhhh ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

PBC: Ahhhhhhhh aaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

PBC and Knowles: Her name is