#I’m watching my parents house therefore I must harass the wiretap

[ivanhoe-dont-do-it]

while both are insidious, Alexa gets whimsicality points over siri bc she will say “I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that” if you ask her to open the pod bay doors, which Siri conspicuously will not, though Alexa will argue about the relevance of the request