#I'M HERE FOR COOL THING NOT FAZBEAR BEING RUN BY A TODDLER
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I guess it makes sense that the Storyteller Mimic is a giant Aldi nightlight and not an actual Guy but like. That's so boring :(
#gonna have to go searching for tiger rock lore because this is BORING#WHERE'S THE COOL ROBOT???#I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE 75 FOOT LADDER SOME TIT THINKS AN OLD GUY CAN CLIMB TO THE BOTTOM OF IN SIXTY SECONDS#OR THE FUCKING PISS LEMON TREE THAT OBSTRUCTS THE VIEW OF THE MAIN STAGE AND CREATES AND ACCESSIBILITY NIGHTMARE#I WANT THE COOL ROBOT#I'M HERE FOR COOL THING NOT FAZBEAR BEING RUN BY A TODDLER#........ the implications of it all happening like this are fucked for my blorbo specifically though#BUT THIS IS BESIDES THE POINT WHERE'S MY GUY#WHERE'S THE COOL ASS THING#SPENT MORE TIME LOOKING UP WORDS THAN I DID READING THE FUCKING THING#AND IT WAS FOR THERE NOT TO BE A GUY AND I'M SAD BECAUSE WHERE'S THE GUY#GIMME THE GUY
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