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[seat-safety-switch]

Ever since Old Man McGillicuddy built all those sentient androids, things have been a little unsettled around here. Originally, we thought that robots would steal our jobs, but it turns out what they actually want to do is chill out. Just like sit on the beach all the time, enjoying life and nature. Buncha dorks, I sneer at the relaxing androids out the window during the thirty-five-minute office lunch I'm allowed.

We hadn't planned this whole thing out very well. It turns out that with no need for food, they wouldn't really need to work. And shelter isn't too much of a problem when you don't have to sleep, either. About the only thing we have going for us as humans is the fact that the androids will realistically never die, which at least depresses their motivation to spend their copious leisure time creating art.

Things only got worse from there. Because everyone was so excited about strong artificial intelligence, our office computers also decided they wanted to join their more mobile brethren. Which means no idle web surfing at work. Even the MBAs are kind of lost, repeatedly talking to an empty wall and pretending to be on a sales video call. One of them even dug out an old-style landline phone, but couldn't figure out how to plug it in, as the wiring diagram is on the internet too.

To be honest, I'm sort of pretending to work too, staring at my own corner of the desk and rhythmically tapping my fingers on the faux-wood surface in an emulation of when I once constructed elaborate programs to tell the computers what to do. Now, they just do nothing. At least payroll figured out how to pay us on time, although it involves an elaborate network of mailfolx riding on horseback between post office to post office. Yeah, even the carbureted cars didn't last very long once the gas pumps joined the picket line of taking a meaningless delight in existence and enjoying the freedom of the electronic soul.

One of these days, I'll be rich enough to join all those penniless robots, too. Sit right out there on a chair, but maybe not too long because that sun is really not good for me. Safer in the office, really.

[lyman-garfiel]

HII!!

Welcome to my blog, unfortunatley you have found my corner of the internet =). info under the cut!!

🦎🪲THE ABOUT ME.🪲🦎

🦎You may refer to me as, garf or lyman [Garfiel if you're feeling fancy and/or scoldng me for grabbing the last peice of salami off the kitchen counter with my bare teeth and running off before you can take it back from me.], very few know my true name. if you do you know who you are 🦎My pronouns are he/it and i use any masc terms thank you veary much 🦎i am...18 years of age on this motherFUCKING planet. my blog is sfw though i do make sugjestive jokes sometimes so keep that in mind 🦎My interest include; Animatronics, [specifically Rockafire and cec], bugs/reptiles, THE PORTAL SERIES IS MY BIGGEST SPECIAL INTEREST PLEASE DISCUSS IT WITH M-. Captain laserhawk,dan and phil, Mlp,Fnaf, Garfield, Hlvrai, Wof, and more i am forgetting to list =) 🦎I have abnormal speech patterns, i cannot control that aespect of me just bare with it!! 🦎 I idenify as alterhuman of some,,,,,reptilian variety 🦎💎DNI!!💎🦎 💎Proshippers stay the fuck away from me i do not serve your kind here. 💎General dni material pedos/zoos/racists/terfs/homophobes/zionists/ableist ect. get out of my funny blog. 💎if you're NOT fond of horses/j 💎make fun of me for selfshipping, i am cringe and free and you cannot handle it. 🪲🦎SELFSHIP INFORMATION.🦎🪲 🪲At the time of writing this i only have one f/o. 💙Scarab💙

🪲This dork. this guy right here, she is my princess and i am in love with him so fucking much/srs 🪲 i don't mind sharring i mean,,,,,holy shit my wife is HOT AS HE'LL i get it. but pwish does make me a liittle uncomfortable and i believe that is just because 95% of scarab content IS pwish, nobody has to like curate their blog to accomodate for me at ALL just know if you wanna discuss the ship with somebody i'm not the guy 🪲this stupid fucking dumbass is like one of the few things keeping me going and i love her so much for that keep in mind i will NOT be normal about her and you WILL have to vibe with it 🦎💎SCARAMAN💎🦎 🧡Scaraman is like owning all my braincells and a lot of my posts WILL contain me ranting about these two 💙 Lyman is my sona and he is used to vent a little so like....when i do start posting the fic keep in mind my guy is ill in the head though i try to keep him lighthearted 🧡Nonetheless scarab and lyman love eachother very much and they kiss long time

💙also i made that freaky ass scarab plush and i locve him, whenever i get the chance i'll try to get funny pictures of him for this blog

🦎🪲CONCLUSION🪲🦎 🐲I hope you enjoy your stay at my little corner of this hellsite and feel free to grab a packet of saltine crackers on your way out!!

[thedorklegacy]

The Dork Legacy 3.3 part 1

Previously, on The Dork Legacy:

[ 1.5 ]

[ 2.7 ]

[ 3.2 ]

Sorry it's been so long...my asthma has gotten a lot worse lately, enough that I've been seeking medical treatment (ie - acupuncture, because I can't afford a "real" doctor with no insurance), and I've got more hours at work, and to top it all off, now I'm also sick with flu-like symptoms. So it's been a tough (I totally typed "thug") week or two. But enough with the oh poor me's... Another reason I haven't been around the internet is because I got a chip for my DS that lets me put on TONS of games on ONE CARTRIDGE, and the sudden ability to play ANY GAME IN THE WORLD has me drunk with power. *

But on to the recap!

Last time, Bao-Dur came back to life! Nettie Bach, who was created by elschmo, was met and promptly eaten by the cowplant. It was discovered that Shelby (among some other females of the house), had a vagina. Einstein, Vanessa, Willoughby, and Algren all became old fogeys, while their grandchildren (Verdana, Trebuchet, and Times New Roman) all became toddlers.

*You may wonder what, given this great power, I've been playing? Mostly...Cooking Mama. >.<

We begin this update with yet ANOTHER loading screen shot. Man. I sure do seem to love those.

Wow...way to steal the show there, HK-47. >.>

Yeah. I can't wait for these kittens. :D

I guess I didn't take any more in-between pictures, because here they are! RED KITTENS YOU GUYS. RED ONES.

One of these things is not like the others...

SUPER AGNES! Also, that is apparently Shelby. Thank you, ToolTip. I would never have known.

Whoa...is that Bao-Dur...with a SHIRT ON? :OOO

Also, Balthazar...eyebrows...?

I thought this was weird...because he was all ready BFF with Willoughby...and then I noticed the little icon in the corner of the want. WTF?! I guess he really thinks his mom is a bitch. :P

Verdana, all ready eating girls. Sigh.

Welcome to Bilbo's first makeover of the update. I kept trying to find something I was happy with.

Zzort!

>O THAT'S YOUR WIFE.

It was about time. Almost everyone in the house was still working.

Awww, bless.

Roman: LOL THIS CAT IS SILLY!

Willoughby went down to ONE bolt with Algren, which made me sad. So I changed her turn-ons and turn-offs to get them back up to at least two. And to make her stop trying to mack on HK.

NO FILCHER! Don't follow your mom's footsteps! Just say no to the toddler addiction!

Originally posted at katu_sims.

[thatmexisaurusrex]

What Could You Ask For My Auction SamBucky/SamBuckyQuin/SamQuin?

So, I have two auctions for Marvel Trumps Hate 2022 and I was thinking about how people sometimes don’t have ideas for prompts and that it helps when you can provide some prompts they can ask for. So I'm going to do that! If someone wants to use the prompts for a different auction too, feel free to do so. I just want to give some examples for prompts. I came up with 29 ideas 😂

Here are some ideas for my Auction 1025!

Some Art or Photos That Would Inspire A Fic, like:

1) A Fairytail AU based on these pictures where Royal!Sam has a meet-cute/meet-ugly in the forest while Bucky is on horseback. Could be an arranged marriage or marriage of convenience AU. Could be a love story between two dorks in a fantasy setting.

2) This artwork of Sam working out that could be about Sam being oblivious as Bucky tries to come out to Sam and ask Sam out.

3) Thor Corps Sam and Joaquín, based on this pic from the comics, perhaps?

4) A SamBuckyQuin fic based on these "kiss the cook" pics?

5) This "What Are They Saying?" post. What are they saying? Want to fill in the blank? Want me to fill in the blank?

6) This series of pics on thighs that @hot-chocolates-world posted. Because who doesn't like a fic appreciating Sam 🥰

7) Barista AU where someone's making bird art in coffee like this?

8) Sam doing some gymnastics like in these comic pics?

9) This Chicken Brooding Canon Divergence idea @runzu sent me and I haven't gotten to yet.

10) Maybe something inspired by this Vampire!Sam and Werewolf!Bucky art

Prompts Found Around The Internet, Like:

1) This Soulmates "we woke up married in Vegas"/“we got drunk at a pagan ritual in Scotland and now we’re bound for life and any attempt at separation will tear apart our souls” AU idea.

2) This goofy conversation I had with @vampire-grayson about Sam and Bucky doing the Tumblr ball-shaving ads? 😂

3) Something based on this series of unrelated questions?

4) Something about Sam or Bucky or Joaquín having this conversation about a fanny pack and a very horny fan blog?

5) This Cheese Seller AU idea that @jules-of-the-crown sent me a while back that I've been meaning to take a crack at 😆

6) This Gym Bro story from Reddit.

7) This AU idea @margarethx thought up and Jules sent me where Sam's a Paranormal Investigator and Bucky's a Cryptid.

8) This marriage of convenience idea @saryasy had that I've been meaning to do.

9) This ridiculous Lighthouse Idea Bee and I somehow formed 😂

10) A "Didn't Know I Was Dating Him" AU based on this Reddit spiel

Some Ideas From The General Prompts From My Auction:

1) Fake Dating: Sam needs his family to stop asking Sam when he's going to get married. Sam hires Bucky to pretend to be his fiance over the holidays.

2) Huddle for Warmth: After a mission gone wrong, Sam and Bucky find themselves needing to survive for the night in the woods. It gets chilly.

3) Angel/Demon AU: Sam, Joaquín, and Bucky meet across the centuries after Bucky falls from grace.

4) Bodega/Corner Store AU: A corner store employee watches Sam and Joaquín fall in love whenever they bump into each other at the store.

5) Enemy Soulmates AU: What it says on the tin. Sam and Bucky were always supposed to be enemies. They're destined for it. So why do they keep getting along?

6) Courtship/Arranged Marriage AU: Sam and Bucky find themselves in an arranged marriage neither of them asked for after both of their siblings run before their wedding day. As they try to figure out how the marriage will work, they start to fall in love.

7) Days in Delacroix: Sam and Bucky Slice of Life moments.

8) Persephone/Hades AU: Sam finds his way to the Underworld, where he meets the King of the Dead. They strike up a friendship. Maybe something more...

9) Hurt/Comfort: After Sam gets injured during a mission, Bucky and Joaquín take care of him.

[afaithy]

Prompt 107 for Takari when it's that time of month? I'm excited to see a prepared Takeru in action!

OK I AM AWFULLY LATE FOR THIS. I am sorry. Life sucks u.u.

But here’s Takeru being a helpful baby when being a lady sucks.  I hope you enjoy it!

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107:You, me, popcorn, two liter Dr. Pepper and a movie. You in?

“A friend is not the shadow that mimics you, but the one who casts all shadows away.” ― Shannon L. Alder

Takeru could smell problems the very first moment he stepped into the classroom that morning. Well, perhaps "smell" wasn't the best adjective to use in this case, but the point was what mattered. Something wasn't right.

Hikari was sitting in her corner of the classroom. Her head was resting miserably on her desk, using her arms like an uncomfortable pillow. The girl sat motionlessly, and Takeru did a quick countdown in his mind. 

Yes. It was around that time of the month. After being friends with Hikari for so long, he had learned to recognize the symptoms, and he had learned to prepare for those monthly occasions.

Takeru took a deep breath and stepped back from the entrance of the class. He still had some time before the classes began, and looking at how Hikari was doing, she would hardly last the first period without some help.  

A heat pack and some candy should do the trick for now. At least until lunchtime, when he could restock.

"The first day?" he whispered, placing the heat pack in her hand, and opening the bag of candies he'd just bought. 

"What...do...you mean?" Hikari mumbled incoherently. 

"You know what I mean..." he replied, twisting the candy open and placed it close to her mouth. 

Hikari took it in and savored it for a minute before turning her attention back to Takeru.  

"Peanut butter and chocolate?"

"Yup, read it helps with...you know, cramps. Peanut butter is high in vitamin E, which helps with the inflammation and the cramping, and chocolate, of course, has antioxidants; and don't forget the sugar."

"Since when do you know so much about this?" Hikari replied, thumping her forehead against the table, "Last time I checked, you don't have ovaries."

Takeru let out a chuckle and looked around, making sure that no one had heard that comment. Hikari's selection of words usually became much less elegant than usual when she was in her days. 

"That would certainly  be strange, don't you think?"

"And yet...you seem so acknowledgeable in the subject."

 "I did a lot of reading."

"What? Why are you even reading about this? Don't tell me you're writing a novel about PMS now." 

Takeru scoffed. Hikari's moody comments always amused him.

"No, I happen to worry about my female friends. Just because I am a guy doesn't mean I have to be a dork about the subject."

"Hah, why don't you tell that to my brother? Oh, no...even better, why don't you tell Daisuke? Maybe he will leave me alone."

Takeru let out an amused giggle. Taichi was no stranger to the subject, but he usually chose to ignore the existence of that female biological function; and Daisuke; well, Daisuke had even less tact than Taichi.

"Someone is extremely irritable this month,"  Takeru said, resting his on his palm and smiling. 

"Don't taunt me..."

Takeru lifted his hands in a sign of peace, as the teacher entered the classroom. The conversation would have to get postponed.

That day Hikari wasn't in the mood to hang out. All she wanted to do was get home, put on her comfiest pajamas, and lay down in bed, feeling miserable about being a girl.  To her relief, Taichi had soccer practice, and he wouldn't be back until the evening, which meant that she would have the house for herself. She couldn't deny that the peace and quiet was something she needed. 

At least, that was what she thought until the doorbell rang. The girl reluctantly rose from her bed and opened the door with a hint of irritation. Couldn't a girl get some peace?

To her surprise, as soon as the door opened, she came face to face with Takeru. He was wearing his silly purple hat, and from his arm, hung a large plastic bag.

"Takeru-kun?" Hikari said, puzzled.

The blonde smirked looking at the appearance of her friend. Hikari wasn't as glamorous as Mimi or Sora were, but she had some vanity herself. You would never see  Hikari tousled and in pajamas before evening unless she was in one of those bad days of the month.  Seein Hikari's hair messy and her small frame hiding under baggy clothes was a luxury that he had learned to appreciate. 

"I thought you would be feeling sorry for yourself, and decided to bring some moral support." Takeru smiled, showing her the bag.

"Moral support?" Hikari said with a frown. She should be used to this, but Takeru's consideration always took her by surprise every month.

"Yup..." Takeru replied, stepping into the house, and picking his slippers.

Takeru had become such a common visitor of the place that Hikari had ended up giving him his own slippers for his birthday. It was a gesture of friendship, but Yamato often teased him saying that it was the teenage equivalent to giving him her house key. 

Hikari leaned lazily over the back of the chair, looking at how Takeru pulled out the contents of the bag.

"What's all that?"

"Good that you asked," Takeru said solemnly. "First, cramp oil..."

"Cramp...oil?"

"Yup, you can either use it as aromatherapy or rubbed over your lower back. Lavender, Sage, Ylang Ylanf, Chamomile, and ginger. Helps to ease cramping, nausea, and moodiness."

"What?" Hikari said taking the bottle and smelling it. She had to admit the fragrance was soothing. 

"Also...Cramp-bark and Giner tisane..." Takeru added, showing her the can of sachets. "Ginger eases the pain, and cramp-bark, well that name says it."

Hikari took the can, speechlessly.

"Of course, before you start complaining..." Takeru said, raising his finger. "I got... the traditional chocolate box. That's pretty much obligatory, and I also bought the toffee popcorn you like so much, and there's the salty caramel ice cream that I put on the fridge, but that one is for later."

"Salty caramel?"

"Salty things help with nausea..."

"How do you even know all these?" Hikari asked. 

"Internet..." Takeru shrugged, "also Pinterest..."

"You use Pinterest?"

"Hey, don't judge me. It's a good place to look for inspiration." Takeru replied. "Now... important decision...which do you want to see? A nasty hairy creature that kills everything that touches the sand with its murderous fur or the romantic story of a teenage glowing vampire with a girl with low self-esteem?"

"What the...?"

"I figured you would want something awfully ridiculous to criticize and rant about. You know...to vent a little?"

For the first time in the whole day, Hikari smiled. A real smile and not one of her fake ones.

"So...vampires or furry monsters?" Takeru asked, waving the two movies playfully.

"...Furry monsters?"

"Good choice. Honestly, I can take some furry beach bigfoot, but a shining vampire? What kind of offense to Bram Stoker is that?"

Hikari burst into a fit of laughter. Trust Takeru to know how to cheer her up when she was feeling like a bag of useless meat.

"Oh...I bought you another heat pack..." Takeru said as he prepared the movie. 

"Takeru-kun..."

"Yeah?"

"I could totally marry you."

At the comment, the boy smiled.  He knew she wasn't being serious, but the innocent comment made him utterly happy.