#I'm pretty sleeves out by most bugs in general ok

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It's not enough that there's a pandemic, but this summer the cicadas are coming back? 😭😰😱🙅🏻‍♀️

[incorrect-lalins-curse]

Ok this has probably been thought of before but: the gang plays among us. Bonus points if there is irony (vis a vis cody being imposter Felix dying first (I'm sorry), etc.).

NO WAIT I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS OK

David

-hates being the impostor because he's not very good at lying on the spot

-"guys i got stuck in the vent how do i get out :("

-whenever his fellow impostor is about to get caught, he always does his best to defend them, often accidentally outing himself in the process. he refuses to throw his fellow impostor under the bus for any reason.

-he never sabotages unless he's a ghost. he forgets the button is there

-he's a really good crewmate though. he always stays focused on his tasks, and is great at sniffing out who the impostor is.

-most of the time his accusations will be based on purely gut instinct with little to no solid evidence, but he ends up being right 75% of the time so everyone else just goes with it

-it's for this reason that he usually dies first, especially when felix is the impostor, so that the crewmates will lose their best detective. that, and he makes himself a really easy target by never getting suspicious when people follow him.

-he always continues to do his tasks when he's a ghost.

-always apologizes to the people he kills as the impostor in the lobby once the game ends

-go-to skin is yellow with the astronaut helmet, he also has the alien pet

Felix

-LOVES being the impostor, but is not especially good at it because of his temper. he just enjoys messing with his friends.

-always goes for david or eric first

-not afraid to throw his fellow impostor under the bus to save his own hide

-surprisingly good at lying and gaslighting anyone who sees him being sus

-his favorite impostor teammate is noemi, because they both have the same desire to cause endless problems for their friends.

-will often follow people around or act suspicious even when he's a crewmate just to spread chaos

-people usually suspect him of being impostor first, and he gets wrongfully voted out a lot

-when this happens he refuses to finish his tasks

-'felix is sus' 'no YOU'RE sus fuck off'

-will often refuse to vote until the last second just to force everyone to wait the whole time

-constantly screams at people in the lobby

-if felix and eric are impostors together, felix will call a meeting and out both of them because he hates teaming up with eric and knows there's no way they'll win.

-go-to skin is black with the knife hat. if he joins a game of strangers and someone else has claimed the black and purple skins, he'll leave and find another game. he refuses to play as any other color.

Tobi

-surprisingly good as the impostor. he exudes trustworthy energy and is generally calm and reasonable during discussions, so he tends to always be one of the last suspects.

-people tend to follow him since he seems to know what he's doing, and that's how he gets them

-but once he wins as impostor? he taunts people in the lobby to hell and back. lightheartedly, of course, he just loves to bask in his victory.

-he's usually the host because he's the only one who understands all the settings and who can actually be trusted to not fuck with the character speed. he likes to randomly add a ton of tasks sometimes though, just to be difficult.

-he'll always do his best to defend his fellow impostor, but once they're proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt he'll vote them off.

-the only real giveaway for him being the impostor is if david isn't one of the first to die.

-after he finishes all of his tasks, he'll usually end up following david around.

-does his best to contribute to discussions, but he always seems to be on the exact opposite side of the ship from where all the action is, so he doesn't usually have much to add.

-tends to prioritize finishing tasks over sniffing out impostors, so if he sees someone kill in front of him he'll always finish whatever task he's on before reporting. this is problematic if someone else walks in and sees him.

-he usually ends up just trying to mediate and keep the discussion focused. he's the voice of reason.

-"Guys, stop randomly accusing people. Did anyone actually see anything suspicious?"

-if him and cody are impostors together, it's pretty much a guaranteed win for them. they're the ultimate impostor duo.

-go-to skin is dark green with wolf ears. he also has the blue dog pet.

Cody

-the first time he was impostor, he cried.

-*calls a meeting* "I'm the impostor and I don't want to be"

-it took him forever to get used to the game. when he first started out he'd get stuck on corners and get lost constantly, and it typically led to him being a very easy target for the impostors/being labelled as sus by the crewmates due to his aimless wandering

-but as time went on and he got used to the game, he slowly developed a strategy and became the best impostor out of all of them

-as an impostor, he is DIABOLICAL. i'm talking faking medbay scans, sabotaging left and right, organizing double kills, the whole nine yards. no sleazy impostor play is too low for him. it's horrifying.

-his only weakness as an impostor is that he always feels really bad when he kills someone who has a pet

-he also has somewhat spotty wifi connection in his apartment, so sometimes his game will freeze at the worst possible times, like when he's standing over a body

-he almost never talks during discussions, unless he was the one who found the body. he just follows everyone else's lead. this is another reason why no one ever suspects him, they just straight up forget he's there.

-as a crewmate, he does his best to keep to himself. if he enters a room to do a task and someone else is in there, he'll leave and come back later. it's thanks to this that he's usually among the last to die.

-he's the kind of player to call meetings just to see how many people are dead/yell at people to stop following him

-he is horrible at the emptying garbage task on the airship specifically. it infuriates him. yes i'm projecting

-always goes to watch the security feed once he finishes his tasks

-when he's a ghost, he tends to ignore his unfinished tasks in favor of following the person who killed him around to see what they do.

-his favorite impostor teammate is tobi. he works well with felix too, as well as eric. but that's only because eric is such a loud and obnoxious impostor that he's inadvertently the perfect distraction while cody does all the real work.

-his go-to skin is cyan with the devil horns, and he has the hamster ball pet. he named it hamtaro. he loves it.

Eric

-was allowed to host a game exactly once because he cranked the player speed up to max and everyone hated it

-a very trigger-happy impostor. he'll usually kill someone the second his cooldown runs out, which often results in him getting caught in the act.

-does a stack kill every chance he gets

-throws baseless accusations every which way, regardless of whether he's the impostor or not

-sometimes he'll jokingly out himself as an impostor even when he's not just to confuse people, but it usually ends in him actually getting voted out

-overall, an agent of chaos. it's hard for me to write hcs for him because the way he plays the game varies entirely on how chaotic he's feeling at any given moment.

-on rare occassions when he decides to actually try and not just mess around, he's a scarily good impostor. he can be a master of manipulation when he wants to be, and he has a lot more tricks up his sleeve than he usually lets on.

-often gets voted out or killed early on just for being annoying

-likes to run laps around the lobby

-tries to actually make friends with the people he meets in online games and plugs his youtube channel every chance he gets

-sometimes streams among us on his yt when he plays with the rest of the gang

-go-to skin is blue with the brain slug hat, because 'it kinda looks like a frog'

María

-she really doesn't like being the impostor. it stresses her out a lot and makes her feel kind of guilty.

-also she's just. not very good at it. she accidentally presses the vent/kill buttons a lot when she's meaning to press something else.

-she talks a LOT as a crewmate, but hardly talks at all as an impostor. it's a major giveaway.

-she texts really fast and turned off autocorrect on her phone, so when she sees someone kill, reports the body, and tries to say who did it, it takes her a couple tries to actually send a coherent message, and a lot of the time the impostor accuses her before she can accuse them.

'ITBWHAHDBFDHFY'

'IT WHAS HFIDY'

'CDOY'

'FFS'

'C O D Y'

-she gets lost a lot. despite how much she plays, she can never seem to remember where everything is.

-she's always one of the first to vote. much like david, she likes to throw out baseless accusations, but the only difference is that hers are usually wrong

-the CEO of 'if ____ isn't impostor, vote me next'

-likes to track down one person who she's relatively sure is innocent, and stick to their side like glue

-she also does this when she's an impostor. she picks one crewmate to spare and stick with so they'll think she's innocent and defend her during meetings.

-go-to skin is orange, and she tends to alternate between the angel halo hat, the pumpkin hat, and the flowerpot hat.

Noemí

-tends to take the game VEEERY seriously, and will sometimes give her friends (particularly cody) the silent treatment at school if they 'betray' her in-game

-constantly bugs cody in class to teach her his strategies. he just laughs at her.

-she tries really hard to be sneaky as an impostor and be as manipulative as felix and cody can be, but she tends to raise her voice when she lies and it's a dead giveaway.

-she sabotages as much as she possibly can, and overall spends more time just creating chaos than she does actually killing.

-she's not very good at defending herself, whether she's innocent or not. her defense usually boils down to "so-and-so's sus for saying i'm sus"

-"i was doing tasks!" "okay, what tasks?" "uh-"

-much like tobi and cody, she and felix are a terrifying impostor duo, but their approach is more 'mass murder' than 'manipulation and complex strategy'

-she doesn't like being crewmate, she thinks it's boring and she tends to ignore the tasks she doesn't want to do since, in her mind, there's no way they'll be able to win that way anyway.

-so she usually just wanders around and hangs out in security or admin to sus out the impostor.

-go-to skin is purple with the bat wings hat

Lucía

-hardly ever plays, and when she does she's not very good purely due to inexperience

-everyone tends to go easy on her because of this and she hates it

-really good at pointing out holes in people's alibis

-also surprisingly good at deflecting suspicion away from her

-has the potential to be a fantastic impostor, on par with cody and tobi, but doesn't have the controls down yet

-the type of crewmate to call a meeting just to say she's done with her tasks

-always finishes her tasks when she's a ghost. always.

-go-to skin is white with the pompadour hat because she thinks it's funny

Selena

-doesn't take the game seriously AT ALL

-just fucks around. all the time. never does tasks or kills anyone as the impostor, just walks around the ship following ppl around and doing fuck all

-"selena, what are you doing?" "im having a dance battle with eric in medbay, leave me alone"

-she does still contribute to discussions though. she bases her accusations on super petty things like 'eric is dark blue and i don't like that color' or 'david voted for me last round' but the funny thing is that she's usually right.

-much like eric, gets voted off early on just for being annoying. the two of them just hang out in the ghost chat and laugh at everyone screaming at each other during discussions.

-go-to skin is pink, and she switches between the witch hat and the flower headband

[slashingdisneypasta]

Well, since weasels are on the table, could I get some affection with S/O headcannons for them? (Wether it's all of them in general, one or some of them, or heck, even poly weasels! I'm ok with any of those, so whichever you want to do) if it's ok? Thank you anyways!

I haven’t really written for them yet so let’s do them separately for this moment so I can get my head around their personality styles in my writing ^^

Stupid’s is pretty short, but he’s a simple fellow! Haha, there isn’t much to say XD 

I need to go to animation website and get some proper pictures of the weasels, but I hope this works for now! ^^ 

Greasy: 

·         Greasy likes to stick purely to wrapping his arm around your waist in public. Mostly, he’s all talk then. Just likes to show you off.

·         Not that that the talk isn’t completely reddening and inappropriate, but still. It’s just talk.

·         When you’re in private is when things become more, err, his style.

·         I mean, he’s the perverted weasel! He loves your body, so much.

·         … half, because you actually let him touch it. The other half, because he genuinely thinks you’re beautiful.

·         I’m not going to get into any nsfw details here, although with Greasy you can’t really escape it, here’s the fluffy part:

·         Oh, my god, he’s so clingy. Always touching you, always on you. So, if you like that, great. If you don’t, I think you’re dating the wrong weasel.

·         Just, always snuggled up beside you on the couch when you watch tv or read, and always spooning you when you’re in bed.

·         *Cough* And, of course, he’s trying to cop a feel.

·         The kissing… the kissing is always a gateway to more NSFW stuff.

·         ALWAYS.

·         Also, of course, SO many compliments. All the time. Every second of every day. He can never stop saying how beautiful and amazing you are.

Psycho: 

·         Hehehe, he’s like a cuter version of Chop Top really.

·         Generally, he doesn’t hang off you or really show much PDA or affection, but that isn’t because he doesn’t like it. Its because he’s easily distracted and always has something else on his mind.

·         He doesn’t dislike, or particularly like PDA. The question isn’t ‘Do I want these people to see me touching my S/O?’, it is ‘Do I want to touch my S/O’. It has nothing to do with the people around you.

·         Times when he’ll nuzzle up to you and just want to cuddle you: When you’re upset, when something has scared him, when he suddenly gets *feelings~ (You know what I mean. Greasy feelings) because he doesn’t get them gradually or anything, he gets them suddenly, and nothing will stop him from acting on the *feelings~. Also when he comes up with something weirdly, surprisingly romantic to say to you.

·         He’ll just *Pop!* Think of the words to say to you, scurry over to you, stare right into your pupils and say these weirdly romantic things while staring you deadass without any emotion on his face. It is equally uncomfortable, and sweet.

·         Slightly creepy, but you know he means all the good.

·         Holds your hand (Of course, you will never touch his hand because of the straight jacket, but the sleeve is tugging you along) when he goes somewhere like he’s afraid he’ll lose you on the way if he doesn’t. XD

·         Also surprise kisses abound.

Smart Ass: 

·         Not into PDA. He’s a serious bloke! And when he’s out and about, be that with his gang or just out getting groceries or whatever, he’s gotta be focused. Stern. No laughing!!

·         He probably wont even hold your hand in public.

·         But, behind the closed doors he’s much gentler with you. Smart Ass is very much a gangster, and he’s violent a lot of the time. But only with anyone but you. You are his girl, his doll. You are the most precious thing in whole world to him and deserve everything and anything and he will never let you get hurt on his watch (If he can help it. I mean, he isn’t entirely competent, being a toon. No offence to Bugs Bunny).

·         In private, while you guys are just talking, he likes to hold your hand. Very delicately and, just… surprisingly adorable. Just enjoying the weight and the feel of your hand in his, listening to you talk and discussing with you.

·         Likes to sleep with you guys facing each other. You don’t have to be touching, although the closer you two get in the relationship the more he’ll want to hold your hand in bed or just have his hand on your waist to know you’re there, but he just likes you to be the last thing he sees before he goes to sleep. You sleeping, and peaceful. Because he will go to sleep after you, even if he’s super sleepy. He wants to make sure you are there, and safe, when he falls asleep.

Stupid: 

·         Stupid is so excited to experience all good things with you! His favourite TV show, any jokes his buddies make, eating food that he likes, random scenes in public that he thinks are funny. So, whenever any of that happens, he will bring you over by the hand and laugh with you, or just grin at you.

·         Couldn’t. Care. Less about PDA Vs Private Affection. Whatever you like, is what he’ll like!

·         Just likes to be with you, as you are his favourite person ever, and that’s the tea.

·         When he’s scared or sad he’ll either hide behind you or just look at you, asking if he can get a hug, and then if you say yes (Oh my god, SAY YES) then he will burrow his face into your chest on your arm.

Wheezy: 

·         Oh boy, before you get into this relationship, make sure you enjoy the smell of cigarette smoke. Because after the first hug, you will smell faintly of tobacco for the rest of your life.

·         That is how bad he is with his problem.

·         Apart from this, Wheezy is probably the most chill (After Stupid) about PDA vs Private Affection. Doesn’t care if people see but, you know, sometimes when he’s in a mood… the fact that people can see, is a plus.

·         Likes to stand real close to you, so you two can have private conversations without the rest of his teammates weighing in.

·         Likes to play with your hair if you’re sitting down. Just, will sit down on a step a bit higher then you or in the seat behind you when you’re out somewhere, and start putting all the strands on the correct side of your head and eventually plaiting it(If its long enough for that. If not, then he ruffles it up or bunches it all up on top of your head just to drop it all again. Its entertaining for him).

·         Just imagine him doing this, playing with your hair. He’s doing this behind you, the end of a cigarette between his teeth as he concentrates on your hair, and you’re sitting there enjoying the feeling of your hair being played with while messing around on your phone or watching the others be morons. Wonderful afternoon.