#I'm so normal about this wizard istg

[unfortunatelyevent]

everything going as expected here in this fine Sunday (rewatching shadowgast supercut and started crying when they reached c2e97 the fancy and the fooled 🤪

[evadingreallife]

We're all (rightly) talking about heron this, wizard that, sea lady of my heart, oh those birds were really something, the mother is on fire and also displaced in time and space whoops, but can we focus also on the really fucking awesome normal animation? I'm not talking about all the many jaw dropping sequences, it's just... I watched a character cut a slice of bread and i was in tears from it. It was just. Such an ordinary thing. So good. So well made. True to life but also a step away from it. I was crying istg.

[kiwibirdlafayette]

hello my sillies!! since there was a bit of interest in more ab the nonsense that is my take on godswap mianite AU i went and dug up some of the brainrot I wrote last year but never shared outside of a private discord server + new stuff that I've recently came up with :D Enjoy! ❤️

- Jordan was born to parents who are priests of Mianite and raised in the temple- and ultimately was meant to be Mia's champion, and was trained as such for the majority of his life. However, being around mianite for most of his life made him cynical of the god and his principles, and went he got older, he left to seek out the god's brother, pledging himself to Dianite and wanting to bring about chaos. Amused and flattered by the man's near blind loyalty, Dia makes Jordan his champion

- His primary weapon is a firework crossbow gifted to him by Dianite himself (has piercing 8, mending, quick charge and unbreaking V (and flame on it, for use with arrows)) Plays off the sparkly and the fact that this man is a goddamn amazing sharpshooter no matter what universe he's in

- Mianite instead finds his champion in Tom Syndicate, the formerly deceased son of lighthouse keepers in the realm- and is brought back to life by the god (Mia never explains why specifically Tom was chosen, is described to people as just a "godly omnipotence" kinda thing)

- Shortly after Jordan, Tom, and the priests (aka FyreUK, with Wag and Matt under Dia, K.Tom under Mia) arrive and start making a mess of the realm with their shenanigans, a pirate ship captained by a 4th priest named BruteAlmighty "Phil" and two people- a parrot shapeshifter by the name of Sonja OmgitsVoidparrot and Tucker Jeriicho (normal human... allegedly)

- Sonja and Tucker both grew up in Ianarea, and with Phil's arrival from the End, have been searching across the realm for their missing goddess, and their messages led them to the Spawn Island (which I wish was canonically named istg) where supposedly a ruins containing information is hiding (Jordan and Tom both claim they know where this is. they dont)

- When Sonja was younger she was named Ianite's champion at a ceremony in Ianarea and was gifted her shapeshifting abilities as a way to hide from forces of evil and get into places more secretly

- Idk how canonically Nadeshot/The Modesteps enter the realm in character but basically at some point a flying ship appears and from it drops Captain Engine Failure and Skipper Coppereyes, more Dianitees (probably there to mess with Jordan) because Dianite having the most members is hilarious to me

(I got an ask about EF so I'll elaborate on her dynamic with everyone in a separate post >:] But bottom line put two chaos makers and an explosives enthusiast (Copper) in the same room it never ends well xD)

- I'm still thinking on this but with FyreUK, their priestlyness was given to them as a group due to the presence of the shadows from the get-go. When the Darkness began encroaching, the gods all sought out their respective priests and gifted them with powers to protect their respective domains (Dianite took in two- one to look over his temple in the nether, one to keep in the overworld because. chaos agenda- that one's Wag) and guide their champions when they found them

- Wag takes Dec's place by this logic i guess, he lives by the nether portal and will be anyone's personal tour guide because he likes doin it. and yes he absolutely uses any excuse to mess with people to mess with people he can be a menace a lot if he wants to

- Also Dec is a Wizard, I haven't developed him yet (he also has no design dont worry about it) but yes. Mans took on Athar himself he's just built different

- Syndisparklez and Foxxsize agenda always love me a good enemies to friends to lovers kinda shit. most of it is Capsize/EF flirting horribly with Sonja (and her not sure how to reciprocate but wants to) and Tom and Jordan with their usual "i fucking hate you i wish you were dead (read: i want to kiss you so bad)"

[moider-time]

I have an idea what if a kid of one of his neighbours could see khonshu only they didn’t realize until after the Ammit situation was over so now they have to try and explain what’s going on how would each of them react + khonshu?

This is hilarious! This reminds me of the show Resident Alien and I think it would work exactly like that. I highly recommend it. It's hilarious. If any of y'all have seen it, you'll know what I'm talking about. I'm just gonna assume this is an AU where Marc and Steven can still see Khonshu and are still Moon Knight and Mr. Knight;

So this kid, Jiminy or smth, is 7 years old and he's the kid of Steven's neighbour across the hall.

Jiminy thinks Steven is pretty cool, kinda jittery but chalks that up to Steven's lack of sleep which is really obvious. He's been baby-sat by him a couple times when his mom could find no one else.

He doesn't notice the big bird man at first.

Not until, when Marc left the apartment to find a new fish and ran into Jiminy and his mother.

That's when he saw Khonshu and promptly screamed his head off and started crying.

His mom ushered him away or smth and Marc probably just chalked it up to a kid throwing a tantrum and left.

(Also Jiminy definitely noticed how "Steven" changed his accent but whatever).

After that encounter and trying to explain to his mother about the "scary demon bird man", I see Jiminy thinking that Steven's possessed and attempting to rescue him from that.

He tries looking up Dr. Strange's number cause a wizard would definitely know how to deal with possession but that doesn't work.

So while the gang are dealing with Ammit in Egypt, Jiminy is reading book after book on how to deal with someone who's possessed.

Once they're back, Steven still has to babysit Jiminy every now and again so during one of these times Jiminy tries lots of things.

He's also assured of the fact that Khonshu's a demon cause he's always threatening Steven.

So he tries slipping holy water (water he did a prayer on) into Steven's drink. Doesn't work.

Throws salt at him (he was really aiming for Khonshu but he doesn't want "the demon to know his plans yet"). Doesn't work.

Does an incantation he saw in a cartoon. Doesn't work.

Eventually Steven realises that Jiminy's not just being a weird seven year old and he asks him what's up.

Istg he burst out laughing so hard when he hears. Marc would be fucking cackling as well. Jake too.

Jiminy's like "wha? But bro you're possessed? The demon's right there"

This just sparks more laughter and Khonshu's grumbling about rude ass kids and how he's a god not a demon ffs

Jiminy's definitely confused (and scared, the bird thing is a god??) so Steven sits him down and explains everything but it's the PG-13 version.

No one really knows why he can see Khonshu but after that Steven, Marc and Jake are the coolest fucking people to him.

He also keeps asking Khonshu questions like "can you lay eggs?" or "are you related to that pigeon?" and it never fails to have whoever's fronting doubled over, wheezing.

Khonshu hates it but Jiminy's a kid so he treats him nicer than normal.

He begs his mom to go over all the time and when he eventually meets Layla, he asks for an autograph.

Layla is very confused.