#IDK WHAT EVIL MARICHAT IS CALLED

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she has no idea what just happened but she convinces herself it was the cruelest and most sadistic intentional prank anyone has ever pulled on her

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Coffee's Random Rec List (take 1)

I have no explanation for this except that I've wanted to do more to promote other writers for a while, but I didn't know how to go about making rec lists and, well, mostly I was just lazy. So, basically, I'm going through my bookmarks and picking out some underrated gems. I can't say I'll do this with any particular frequency, and I'm mostly doing this tonight to procrastinate my own writing, haha. But also, this has been a crazy few days for me and I want to give back. So! 1. Friends who cook together... by @2manyfandoms2count

After Hawkmoth's defeat, Adrien Agreste finally gets a taste of freedom as he moves from the Mansion to his own flat, and from Lycée to University. He relies a little too much on food delivery for Marinette's taste, though. Maybe food won't be the only thing simmering in the kitchen as they learn how to cook together...

5 Chapters. Fun fact: this is the first fic I ever bookmarked on ao3. (Admittedly, I was reading a lot before I started bookmarking, but the fact that this fic made me take the leap says something). What can I say about this? Well, PRPR and cooking together? Idk why that wouldn't be enough right there. It's SO CUTE. I've definitely read it more than once.

2. If I’m evil, and you’re evil, then who’s stopping Hawkmoth? by @ninoisntluka

Multimouse is caught by Mayura and Hawkmoth. The only way to survive was to swear fealty to their cause. But Aspik refuses to let his friend go down this dark path alone, even if it means betraying the one he loves most. Actually, most of this could’ve been solved if either of them had actually talked with each other, but the mind games take on a life of their own. Watch two idiots who are essentially playing tic-tac-toe, but think they are playing 5-Dimensional chess, when the game is checkers.

Oneshot. I won't spoil more than the summary says. but this is pure crack/identity shenanigans. A fun and chaotic read.

3. undeniable by @zimtlein

For whatever unfathomable reason, Kagami decides to play matchmaker. She’s worryingly bad at it. So of course, Alya has to do as much damage control as possible.

Oneshot. This one is so funny! Kagami's trying to set up the love square, but like the summary says she's a terrible matchmaker, and it's peak comedy. It has great platonic Kagami and Alya interactions too!!

4. burning through the hours talking by @calico-and-lace

Stay a while, stay a while, stay here with me, lie here with me. I like me better when I'm with you. A love-square song fic played to the tune of I Like Me Better by Lauv.

Oneshot. This one starts with Adrinette snuggling on a rooftop in New York, and their relationship progresses in different Marichat and Ladynoir scenes over time. It's just really soft, and it works so well with the song!!

5. safe and sound by @agnes-is-wright

Adrien has nightmares, and finds comfort in an unlikely place. Or rather, person.

Oneshot. Hits right in the hurt/comfort feels. Adrien ends up calling Marinette for comfort in the middle of the night. Short but very sweet!

6. Totally Not a Rom-Com by @nomolosk

Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Adrien Graham de Vanily (formerly Agreste) meet for the first time on a trans-Atlantic flight to New York. Cuteness and fluff ensues.

Oneshot. No-Miraculous AU, but even if that's not normally your jam I urge you to give this one a try because it's freaking adorable. Also I've definitely wanted to do that whole falling in love on a plane thing HAHA. Needless to say...I have not been successful.

7. i say your name in hopes you hear it in the stars by @lilacteapot

Ladybug and Chat Noir have been separated for years after the defeat of Hawk Moth. No word has come from either since then, and Marinette hopes to see his shadow pass during her visits to the Trocadero even if the chances are slim to none. After a chance encounter, however, she may hear the familiar sound of her kitty's bell once again.

This is bittersweet but ends on a hopeful note, and it's so heartfelt! Plus, the writing is lovely. (I may be biased since this is one of my friends but shhhh!)

And that's all for now. Please reblog if you can! Spread the joy!!!

[beautymercurydragon]

What Your Miraculous OTP Says About You (not a joke, but still no offense)

Adrienette: You're a pure cinnamon roll (TM)

LadyNoir: You love that wholesome content and playful, flirty banter

MariChat: DIRTY MOTHER-FUDGING SINNER

Ladrien: Innocent little bean who wants fluff, fluff, and nothing but fluff

DJWifi: You're a meme child and secretly watch Vine compilations when you're alone at 3:00 AM

Alyanette: You love the Gals Being Pals trope

Adrino: You're a true bro

JuleRose: You're all for cute sapphic content and will fight the Nathleka shippers like it's a GoT war going on

Myvan: You're 100% innocent and haven't been touched by the sins of this fandom yet

Heartrate: You want Alix to be driven crazy and/or Kim to get punched in the face

NathChlo: You hate Nathaniel and your head is really far up Chloe's ass

ChloKim: You're still pining over the Dark Cupid episode, find Ondine to be possessive (me), and you think they're good for each other for reasons you can't explain

Lukadrien: You're the cousins of SasuNaru shippers who hate Sakura, but you hate Marinette insteadf

Marigami: You're likely to stereotype Kagami as a sword lesbian and ignore the possibility of her being bi, but headcanon Marinette as bi and have an extreme double standard

Lukanette: You're either a cute kitten or you're one of those people who excuse Gabriel's decisions and shit on Adrien (from what I've seen)

Adrigami: You're setting yourself up for failure with a ship doomed to fail

NathMarc: #JusticeForTheGays and #FuckNathChlo

Nathleka: You're homophobic without knowing it

Tomatofox: You either A) Stan Lila or B) Have something against my son Marc

Lilanette and/or Liladrien: You want Adrien to be sexually harassed (she does and nothing and nobody will change my mind) and Marinette to be bullied for the rest of her life

Chloenette: You're one of those people who watches Sailor Moon season three repeatedly and reads HaruMichi smut on weekends

Lukagami: You want what's best for Dragon Daughter and Snake Son

Chloluka: You went 'REEE' in the season finale when Chloe called Luka cute and are oblivious to the fact that Chloe would never look twice at someone like Luka

Liluka: You're a Luka hater

Chlobrina: You want a relationship with the equivalent of how Bloom and Diaspro were in Winx Club

Chlodrien: You want Adrien to be irritated to his wit's end

Chlolila: You want Paris to go to hell for eternity

Chlogami: You want Kagami to hold the tip of her sword underneath Chloe's chin as Ryuko and be waiting in suspense/anticipation for what happens next

Chlolix: You either are an Alix anti or someone who believes in abusive/trashy ships

Nathalix: This is a BrOTP from the fandom that you want as an OTP

Ivanette: You hate Mylene and idk why because she's pure and my daughter

Ma(x)lix: You want what best for Alix, and who doesn't, because of how batshit her brother his and she's underrated by the fandom

Kimax: You're all about supreme bro content and are the twin of Adrino shippers

Nathanette: You want fluff, slow-burn and angst for days

Kimgami: You're a crack-shipper until death

Lilagami: You want Lila to be killed in a fencing match

Tombine: You're an 80's baby and believe that Tom and Sabine deserve more love from everybody

Lilix/Fila: You want the two evil fuckers of the show to be together to keep everyone else safe

Felichlo: You want Adrien to be tormented forever

Gabrinette: You're a disgusting pervert

Couffainecest: GO TO HELL

Alyadrien: You want Alya and Adrien to betray their best friends

Ninette: Same as Alyadrien