#IK THERE ARE MORE CHARACTERS BUT I DONT HAVE TOME TO DO EM RN JDNFKFKD

[harumi-love-club]

Describing the Ninjago characters in the worst way possible

Lloyd: daddy issues with mommy issue as a garnish

Jay: fluffy haired brunette bastard who outgrew his incel phase

Kai: straight tiktok but make it sort of gay?

Zane: ouch

Cole: overcame his fear of singing due to a worm song. also gay?

Nya: if wonder woman was treated like the only girl in an otherwise all male band

Pixal: ouch but make it “we are compatible”

Wu: Tea

Misako: will get with her sort of husband’s brother

Ronin: A thief but make him a father figure

Dareth: the guy who i think punched a shark but no one gives a genuine shit about

Skylar: the forgotten badass

Morro: daddy issues but this time it’s an emo(?) ghost who has them

Cyrus Borg: Mark Zuckerberg but human and a great person

Ed Walker: oh edna

Edna Walker: oh ed

Harumi: She lied, she manipulated, she girlbossed

Lord Garmadon: a little bit of a bitch but still somehow a good father

Sensei Garmadon: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, dilf