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My gender dysphoria is beating me up rn AAAAAAAAAAAAAA sorry
Im so sorry babyyyy 💕💕😔😔🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😔💕but honestly same. Gender disphoria really knows how to do it to em, doesnt it ?😔😔😔 that bastard
Okay im gonna let u in on a big ol secret that i use to help me when i feel horrible about my body and just general existence. Ill get in the shower with a pair of hairdressing scissors and cut like a 1/2 an inch off of my hair. 😂😂 I have no idea why this works but it does, its like a Russian roulette, you never know if its gonna look bad or good until u get out of the shower and even if its weird and patchy i like to feel like i have some control over how i look. The other day i took a razor to my eyebrow and now i have a secret eyebrow slit that i fill in with makeup during the day 😂😂😂😂 dont tell pls
#gender dysphoria can suck my ass#im so tired of caring about how i look that i started a gigantic finess plan last week and ive just been devoting all my quarantine time to#getting absoLUTELY SHREDDED#IM GONNA BE SO RIPPED YALL DONT EVEN K N O W#eekyspeaks
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han’s Entire Thoughts & Feelings on Dreamcatcher’s “Odd Eye”
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oh mY F UCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
there are no read mores here so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ALRIGHT SO-
OH MY F UCKING GOD THE SONG WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN WITH THIS??????????? DEAD ASS?????????????? THAT BEGINNING SOUND ALONE TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT AND THEN IT JUST CALMS DOWN YET MY BRAIN IS ALREADY F UCKING LOSING IT- ITS THE GUITAR ALL THROUGHOUT AND HOW I JUST HEADBANG WITH EVERY HIT OF THAT DRUM OR WHATEVER THE F UCK FOR ME- pls calm down okay i just……………………… leez…… ollounder…………… i oWE YOU MY LIFE- the way the prechorus is so FAST???????? like whaT IN THE ACTUAL F UCK the way it hypes me up with that instrumental the DRUMS GOT ME BOUNCIN AND S HIT AND GET SMACKED IN THE FACE ODD EYE I SWEAR TO GOD I FELT A NEW EMOTION AFTER THA- AFTER THIS WHOLE SONG TO BE HONEST-
THE?????????????? LINE DISTRIBUTION?????????????? IS SO SE*Y?????????????? THE IMMENSE POWER IN SIYEONS AND YOOHYEONS VOICES I CANT- ACTUAL SUA RAPPER CRUMBS idc what yall say minuscule sua rapper crumbs THE AMOUNT OF HANDONG AND DAMI LINES IS F UCKING DELICIOUS 😩😩😩 HANDONG VERSE CHORUS AND BRIDGE?????????????? DAMI BRIDGE??????????????? ‘LIVE IT UP’?????????????? BICTH IM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
forgot to do this for boca so imma do it here kinda
YES YOOHYEON START THE SONG
THE AMOUNT OF HANDONG?????????????????? I CANT BREATHE??????????????????????
and ofc her ooOOOooOOO-
sua rapper crumbs idc idc-
YOOHYEON AND SIYEON BEING QUEENS OF CHORUSES AGAIN ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE GO👏OFF👏
jiu ‘no more utopia’ AND sua ‘no more utopia’ pls took me three (3) tries to type ‘utopia’
LIVE IT UP YOURE SO RIGHT QUEEN YOU BETTER RAP YOUR HEART OUT
JIU AND HANDONG CHORUS
THE F UCKING BRIDGE CHANGED MY LIFE
okay for the dance i will be using the mcountdown fancam BC I DO WANT THE F UCK I WANT 👁👁 I JUST WANNA SAY i lit rally CANNOT believe how stable they are dancing LIKE THAT™ thE POWER THEY HOLD ANYWAY as always the dance always S L A P and is literally impossible to dance to without feeling like youre absolutely f ucking d*ing and out of breath……………… LOVE THAT
THE BEGINNING EYE FORMATION ARE YOU KIDDING ME-
im delusional but lowkey deja vu clown me idc idc-
THE SUA RUNNING OUT OF THERE THE JIU THE COMPLICATED HAND STUFF
JUST👏THE👏CHOREO👏FOR👏THE👏CHORUS👏BICTH
siyeon doing this
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
putting a bullet point for just that one (1) second of dami doing That™
handong right after…………………………………
gahyeons part with the other members doing different moves my eyes liked it
THE ENTIRE BRIDGE I DONT NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE
like jiu and dami with handong ive literally watched that for five hours-
i just like the way they lined up and needed it to be linked here
THE SPIN THAT K*LLED US ALL
THE KICK THAT SENT US SIX FEET UNDER
S C R E A M……………………………………………………… Iconic™
DO YOU SEE THE BUDGET IN THE VISUALS JESUS CHRIST- the f ucking set up all of the effects!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all of the lights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all of thE GLOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the black and white set and theyre wearing red…………………… the red and white set and theyre wearing black…………………… that purple and green place…………………… the tree and random nature but everything is so futuristic looking…………………… dunno why yoohyeon is in a graffiti covered restroom but im LIVING for it- SIYEON SURROUNDED BY THOSE TVS DAMI IN THAT TRAIN THAT MULTICOLORED PLACE WHEREVER SUA IS EXCUSE ME- I COULD LITERALLY NAME EVERY SCENE IN THIS DAMN MUSIC VIDEO AND THEY👏ALL👏SLAP👏HARD👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
TIME TO SHOW WHICH SCENES I LIKED
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THE WHOLE F UCKING THI-
jk ill name some😊😊😊again id name everything but ill just show one i liked more than others bc this is alreADY TOO DAMN LONG-
this is self restraint btw
I FEEL THREATENED-
helL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND IF I CRIED????????????????????????
this is here for no reason other than bc i wanted it here-
OOP-
OOP- x2
………………………………… F-
WHY OFC I HAVE TO PUT THIS HERE
ABSOLUTELY…………………………… ABSOLUTELY
OH F CUK-
it was this or the close up shot either way it k*lled me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
😦
OH NO-
OOP- x3
😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
honestly let me just mention i really clowned and set myself up for heartbreak bc the album is only called ‘road to utopia’ but i assumed theyll find utopia bc thats how trilogies work but then this slaps me in the face- what im saying is im 🤡
T H E M
oK A Y SO THIS POST IS LONG ENOUGH ALREADY LIKE GODDAMNIT COULD I JUST SHUT UP FOR TEN (10) MINUTES PLS- SO HERE ILL JUST SAY ONE (1) WORD………………………………………………
W O M E N™
plus this truly is long enough good god-
JIU
OH BICTH SHE GRABBED ME BY MY NECK RIGHT AT THE START WHEN SHE JUST POPPED UP- lemme just talk about this screenshot for a second the STREAKS IN HER HAIR and THE PIERCING???????? THE JACKET???????GOOD GOD????????? L I S T E N her outfits during the dance scenes the R E D especially jeSUS- its that red one for me im pretty sure some of yall saw me go F E R A L™ on the dashboard about it so i WILL NOT go into it again- and theN THAT DRESS A F CUKING QUEEN LOVE TO SEE IT
SUA
ONCE AGAIN I HAVE TO BRING UP THE VERY START WITH THAT SLOW MO- RED👏IS👏HER👏COLOR 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 the dark hime cut………………… the choker on both the red and the black is it the same one doesnt matter im d*ad……………… yo her wavy hair and that dress when it looked like she was in some hair shampoo commercial bicth i liVED FOR THAT- and theN T H I S YES THIS THAT IN THE SCREENSHOT the leather and the jacket the writing on her face i waNT HER TO BEAT ME WITH THAT LIGHT-
SIYEON
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IM LITEREALLY CRYINNG
I SWEAR TO GOD I SCREAMED EVERY TIME SHE WAS ON THE SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pls breathe yes i see that orange coat with the collar and her two different colored eyes and how she is sitting in that chair i see her looking so fine in that red outfit especially near the end of the mv oh mY GOD- those pants yall bringing that style back from boca literally let me bREATHE FOR LIKE TWO (2) SECONDS
HANDONG
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LISTENLISTENLISTENLISTEN my eyes legit started tearing up when i saw her so soon in the mv yall DO NOT understand the emotions im going through to rewatch this mv again and again anD- iiiIIIIiiII CANNOT FULLY EXPRESS MYSELF BUT I JUST WANNA DIRECTLY MENTION THOSE CRYSTALS AND HER HIGH PONYTAIL SHE MADE F UCKING SURE TO SHOW OFF HOW POWERFUL SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOOHYEON
YOOHYEON WITH BUNS??????????????????? THAT LIPSTICK COLOR RIGHT AT THE START???????? THAT OUTFIT WITH THE RED PLAID SKIRT????????? like when you REALLY look at the outfit the polkadot jacket and the tie makes not a lot of sense but she made it woRK!!!!!!!!! okayokayokay her lip ring and dance outfits lets talk about it to be honest its something about that chain that hangs on her torso that makes it really hit………………… but like the entire outfits HIT™ she ripped her pants didnt she
DAMI
I CANT STAND THIS WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tell me why for literally one (1) second of that ‘live it up’ it snapped my neck???????? it was HARDLY A FLASH OF LIGHT YET IT WAS ENOUGH TO HURT ME- i prefer her short hair but listen the longer hair is making so many points rn- i think i said that for boca too… SHES LITERALLY SITTING YALL AND YET HERE I AM- the jacket the necklace the gloves and then that dramatic spin and the leaves OH MY GOD- DID YALL👏SEE THE WAY👏SHE KEPT👏FEELING👏HER NECK👏👏👏👏👏👏👏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAHYEON
GAHYEON THE WOMAN YOU ARE- i wanna start with the black hair and thee stickers look bc i wanna buT WE LOVE NOIR BY SUNMI but like i love that look like overall????????????? she literally wears the same outfit for that and this screenshot but the vibe is so different i LOVE this purple color she got going rn and that black hair IS A STATEMENT imma be more open here about it but lowkey i am genuinely missing her dark hair rn- anyway THAT DESIGN AROUND HER EYE WITH THAT RED OUTFIT BRUH DO I D*E-
BONUS TIME: B-SIDE TRACKS (short thoughts and parts i liked)
Intro
IVE NEVER BEEN SO FERAL IN MY LIFE
Wind Blows
this instrumental……………………… holy god????????????? its chill for like a second in the beginning and then it just YEETS you in- imma be real i wasnt sure about that ‘wind blows’ part i dunno why i ……… into it at first but yknow whaT THATS ONE OF THE BEST PARTS DAMIS RAP I SWEAR- but then the prechorus parts are so chill??????????? is it bc its handong its probably bc its handong ‘always be with you like gravity’ siyeon pls- it gives me the same energy as tension and break the wall where i feel like i jusT GAIN ALL THE STRENGTH AND CONQUER THE WORLD yes i saw the dance multiple times it k*lled me every single time
Poison Love
literally what the f uck- when i heard it in the highlight medley i knew i was gonna LOVE this like i cant stand how much i love their sexy bops like dami got me immediately ‘why do you?’ YOURE RIGHT DAMI WHY DO I- you could NEVER go wrong with lower register dreamcatcher NOTHING👏CAN👏GO👏WRONG👏 DAMI AND GAHYEON THEIR RAPS JESUS CHRIST i put my hand on my heart i was so taken aback- maybe i went back to replay it a few times when i was listening to it and then handong……………………………………………………… UH ANYWAY-
4 Memory
JIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE THE HAPPY AND BOUNCY AND FUN BOP OF THE ALBUM- like ive said this to a few moots that this song just makes me happy and lifts up my mood its the little instrumental parts in the chorus for me i dunno what it is its just pleasant to my ears and then damis rap is so fun like :cccccc cute- like this is a song about the seasons and wanting to be with someone (well jiu help write this is this about like insomnias or am i a stupid clown-) like i REALLY WISH i could express how much i enjoy this song but i would just be repeating myself that its a feel good happy song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New days
DAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE i dunno how to describe the energy this song holds except ‘friendship energy’- its literally the guitar all throughout the song for me LIKE i feel like im just wrapped in a nice hug BUT NOT JUST ANY KIND OF HUG its the kind that the other person opened their jacket and theyre holding me and their jacket is around me listening to this song yall i kinda wanna cry i dunno- everyone sounds so lovely especially jiu pls her voice is so soft and DAMI OFC HER RAP GETS A HELL YEAH™ FROM ME like the ‘find you’ AND THEN AT THE END ‘FOUND YOU’ IM 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 (if yall cant see its the pleading puppy eyed emoji)
LIKE WHAT A WAY TO START THE F UCKING YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so in awe of everything about this as SOON AS SOON I SAY i saw the very first photo teaser and i COULDNT STOP LISTENING TO THE HIGHLIGHT MEDLEY AND THE TEASER WITH THE SUITS AND THE DRINKS IS STILL LIVING IN MY HEAD- alright alright ill calm down for this part but its one of my FAVORITE ALBUMS FOR👏SURE👏 like i really cant think of any criticisms regarding anything about it!!!!!!!!!!!! since im posting this after promotions are over (odd eye promotions anyway) i will just say im EXTREMELY proud of what we have accomplished as fans and what the girls have achieved during this era!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was hella wild all around and i am once again saying that im very happy to be an insomnia <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
and ONCE AGAIN JUST ONE (1) MORE TIME RIGHT BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
IN CONCLUSION: THIS ALBUM TAKES ME TO AN ENTIRELY NEW WORLD AND IM GONNA LIVE IT UP
AND AS ALWAYS:
#(i dunno what is up with these i always end up under the weather when i need to do these 😔)#BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITHC!!!!!!!!!!#BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#YALL IM STILL LOSING MY S HIT™#THE ANXIETY LEADING UP TO THE MV RELEASE WAS WORTH EVERY SECOND#NEVER👏DISAPPOINT👏#EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#dreamcatcher#han.txt#han's mv afterthoughts
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i watched “spy kids” 4 times in 1 week and here are my thoughts
carmen your nightgown is like 200 years old, get a new one
you clearly know this story by heart, you’re saying parts of it. why are you questioning what “take him out” means
a double wig should be more obvious than that
we can see that that’s a glass elevator. people can see you changing, ingrid
nice hat
why did you kill the swan
is that paul rudd???????
how are jets ripping pages out of a book
heart shaped parachutes shouldn’t be working that well
why is there a guitar on your bed. how do you sleep
i think the kids would have seen the track in the floor at SOME point
why is there a jungle gym in their house. i know they’re spies but who has a jungle gym.... in their HOUSE
carmen you’re a frog
i think juni just legitimately try to kill carmen
why are both parents going to school. is that like, a Thing????
juni how do you do that
who puts a video screen in the front seat
hey look its floop. love that guy
they’re not picking on you for the bandages, it’s cuz you brought the toys OUTSIDE your backpack. always put them inside. trust me
did his mirror just.... zoom in?????
h*ck yeah beat him up greg
do all the other kids hate him too??????
dang that hurt
“chief” that’s so white
stupid kid. his dads a spy
that floop doll isn’t even close to accurate
hey look its floop again. love that dude
Big Willy Wonka Energy
oooh skipping numbers i see. love that
why do the subtitles have “mr. floop” as his name. its just floop, yall
“sometimes in order to think big you have to think small” pretty inspirational tbh
oh hes fidgeting!!!!!! love that
woah what are you doing this is rated pg ingrid
i wish my uncles would tell me im shrinking. they just make small talk abt school 😔
this gradenko lady looks like jan from the office
hey its floop again!!!!! love that dude
yes juni. its a fire drill in your own home
these dudes have a jungle gym AND a pool. what the h*ck
why did you pull off your mustache to prove you’re not related. if anything that makes you more related. greg does that too
why did he put the mustache back ON
where did those boats come from
carmen says manual weird. man-yull
right, cuz adrenaline causes warts
“don’t touch anything” *immediately touches everything*
basic boat ettiquette: don’t shit in the boat. those toilets can’t handle anything
is that globe..... punched in???????
floop!!!!!!! love that dude
feet on the desk????? i dunno seems pretty gay
since when did carmen get keys to that
i might be wrong but i dont think thats every country
what does pressure have to do with positioning a laser
this floor is the best mechanic in the whole movie. reminds me of a richie rich comic i had as a kids
why did they not run into the wall. i wanted to see that
is the slide there when floop films his show????
HEY ITS FLOOP!!!! love that dude
theres a bunch of normal food like.... sour worms. why did they pick the slime from charlie and the chocolate factory when johnny depp finds the oompa loompas
thats a sick coat. best one in the movie
that was a good snap. nice acoustics
God what a power move. something thanos would say
listen floop i love you but thats not how you say research
fELIX NO
and hes gone. cool
did she kick the camera?????
haha author unknown. cuz hes a spy
why did you take that one specifically????? plot convenience????
he can still be a spy, just not a good one. learn to read
is that supposed to be a question?????
FUN FACT if you listen closely when carmen says “like felix said” you can hear a weird cut in “said”, almost like its a new clip
theres no keyhole
i think juni can read. why are you spelling it
did you have the floop toys in your pocket????
OKAY THIS SCENE WHERE THEY PLAY IT BACKWARDS?????? THAT MESSED ME UP AS A KID
what do those things do?????
i can feel the pain from the fan blades
how did that break the chain????
why would you annouce that. they can hear you. just because they’re thumbs doesn’t mean they’re deaf
that’s a thing, not a place
FLOOP!!!!! ON A BILLBOARD!!!! love that dude
how are you slipping. shes holding YOU
YOU DROPPED HIM GENIUS
how do people not notice the jetpack dudes
DOES NO ONE CARE THAT CLOTHES WERE STOLEN
that’s a cute coat
why is the lady cool with carmen just... doing that
HEY I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!! AND THAT DUDE!!!!!
ofc you can’t think “straight enough” you’re gay
why is mexico sepia tone
when do you think juni had time to change and learn a new language
IF IT HURTS TO HIT HIM, S T O P
i wanna be on that merry-go-round
HOW DO YOU K N O W THAT HIS CODE NAME. WHY “MUST” IT BE HOMBRE
i love how junis just like “we already got a fake uncle”
LOOK AT HOW FLOOP IS SITTING!!!!!!!! THATS GAY!!!!!!! HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!
ALSO MORE FLOOP!!!! say it with me, LOVE THAT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!
minion looks like barry from friends
wait i lied this coat is better
we DO have uncles like that!!!!!
if your inventions are so good why is your font so BORING
hey wait carmen said that. hmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔
glowsticks dont help you see like at all
the map looks like gallifreyan but its not. spy kids is older than the doctor who reboot
they go ZOOM
THATS NOT HOW YOU SAY MANUAL!!!!!!!
great job carmen YOU wrecked the plane
WHATS A REGULATOR
oh its just a breathing thing
haha pee joke. funney
where are the brains coming from???? that factory is Not Correct
if i were juni i would look back over all the floop’s fooglies tapes and see what the agents were saying backwards. once the mission was done, ofc
it took me like 5 minutes to figure out what sknaht meant the first time
SEE THIS MECHANIC IS GOOD BC NOW THERES NO PLEXIGLASS
WHY DOES NO ONE RUN INTO THE WALL
F L O O P I S G O D
love that dude
you discussed with the spy parents that juni watched the show. he just told you that you took his parents. you KNOW this is juni, why are you surprised that he watches it????? you already know!!!!!!
tbh i kinda want some of those colorful chains. they’d look cool somewhere
haha voice crack
no wonder your shows not doing well. those are awful times
why is there a sexy thumb nurse. why did floop make the thumb nurse sexy
use her first name?????? you’re clearly dating
!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!!! UNHEARD OF!!!!!!!
he cares so much about this show!!!!!! its so sweet!!!! love that dude
YEP THIS COAT IS BETTER, LOOKS A M A Z I N G IN A RUNNING SCENE
haha you killed carmen
ok this scene with the acid crayon is like my absolute favorite. something about using a crayon to escape and then floop (love that dude) opening the door a second later and then doing a double take. FAVE
wheres belize
ok so apparently its a country by mexico
no you CANT tell her you need to ESCAPE
we finally got a clean outside shot of the castle.... that place is wack
haha minion can’t sit in the hand chair correctly because hes STRAIGHT what a loser
hey juni HOW DO YOU DO THAT
minion you know what the robot costumes look like AND what juni looks like. dont be stupid
what..... what do you want carmen for, exactly, minion??????
floop is supportive of others’ art!!!!!!!!!!! love that dude
HE SAID “WHERE’S MOM AND DAD” LIKE THEY’RE HIS OWN PARENTS THAT’S SO C U T E
ALSO ANOTHER SCENE WITH THE GREAT RUNNING COAT
he says doppelganger beautifully
“its too late” that timing was BEAUTIFUL
you COULD take 500 brains out if you just TRIED HARDER. still love that dude
his control panel has buttons that spell “floop”
WHY CAN MINION TALK NORMAL
if its reversible why do you have it in later movies
carmen fights fake juni and juni fights fake carmen because they didnt have the fancy clone (?) technology
THREE TIMES!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL T H R E E T I M E S THIS HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!
nice censorship
HOW DID MACHETE SMASH ONLY THE CLEAR WINDOWS AND A L L THE CLEAR WINDOWS THERE ARE NO MORE CLEAR WINDOWS!!!!!! ANYWHERE!!!!!
wow nice 3 buttons thats totally how you hack
oh look they have all died
oh. guess not :((
machete you better rip off your mustache
HES GOING TO JUNIS LEVEL TO TALK TO HIM!!!!!!! HE RUFFLED HIS HAIR!!!!!!!!! HES GONNA MAKE A GREAT DAD!!!!!!!
wow no shit ingrid
did he leave his wart bandaid on the kitchen counter?????
ALAN CUMMING!!!! ON A CEREAL BOX!!!!
ok CLEARLY other people watch floop’s show, he’s rated number 2. kids at the school are gonna recognize juni and carmen. they better get popular
is that george clooney
well that’s not how it works in spy kids 2. or 3. or 4. or the tv show
#this took like 2 hours#spy kids#spy kids spoilers#spoilers#juni cortez#carmen cortez#ingrid cortez#gregorio cortez#minion#fegan floop#floops fooglies#sk1#robert rodriguez
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SPOP Season 4 notes
Spoilers obvi
Gonna be a bit different from my s3 notes, as I’m p much just gonna liveblog stuff here- Since I dont wanna spoil my friends... Rip 😔
Ep 1:
Mom: Icecream cake :-D me, sobbing: Mom I love you
Every time my mom does something I cry. I love and miss her sm
YALL JUST HURTIN PERFUMA LIKE THIS-
WHY CAN THE SWORD BE A MOP-
Ya know I always thought Hordaks red teeth were fuckin weird af
GRANDMA GRANDMA GRANDMA GRANDMA
GO GET MY GIRLFRIEND YOU UGLY KITTY
EMILYYYYYYYYY AWAAAA
They really out here just reusing the princess prom outfits huh?
Really though I swear if Entrapta doesnt come back I’ll scream. You cant just trade in my beautiful amasing gf for me. I know I’m great but I swear.
Rip Auntie Angella.... 😔
I wasn’t even there for the corrination- I kinda feel bad for that but... I was alittle busy... With somethin- Hell if I know what.
HELL YEAH QUEEN GLIMMERRR
Oh hot diggity Catra-
Look I may not like her but I can really respect her tactics....
EP 2:
Okay what does Perfuma have against the crimson wastes- Hopefully its (Rightful) fear!
Oh nooo the gooooo
One does not simply call Adora soft
Aweeee Perfuma and Bow bonding...
Perfuma is cacti-phobic hahahaha
O.O Wheres the ship
Huntara eats sand and theres nothing you can do about it.
OOOO NEW TOWN NEW TOWN NEW TOWN
MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEME
AH YES MY FIRST WORDS ARE BEING SCORPIA AND FLIRTING WITH CATRA. HOW FITTING.
God im so dramatic I love it
Perfuma Im so proud of you bb
Hot take? Perfuma x Huntara
AWEEE IM SO HAPPYYYYYYYY
Honestly being Catra was always fun
Ep 3:
Pajamas Catra? Catra without her headband? Wild shit. Wild shit.
She cute tho ngl
Oh hecc its time to fuck with the rebels-
I s2g its rly lookin like my tl may just be flip flopped on which side I helped- Idk... its only ep 3 jfkbgf
Wittle moth society... so cute...
Flutterina... Adorable
SHE RA CAKE
The moth town leader is adorable. Precious old lady. I love her. her design is amazing. 10/10 I love her
Wait what-
Ohhhh my god what happened-
Catra if you dont start appreciating Scorpia right this second I swear to god I will appreciate her myself.
Flutterina is so precious. All her fangirling...
Are we gonna explorer the whole.. reaction catra has every time someone mentions the Portal??
MAGICAL SACRED BOND TIME
FLUTTERINA IS A PRECIOUS BABY AND I LOVE HERRR
SCORPIAAAA SIS GET OVER HERE LEMME HUG UUUU
Oh....
OH
O H
OKAY
I AM ON BOARD WITH THIS
Ep.4
Spinerella and nettossa are precious 100%
Okay but I’m right. tiny cute and pink. I didnt even catch it. I done fooled myself.
Am cutie
GRANDMAS BA C K BOIISSSSS
god I love shadow weaver. I miss her sm
B O BB N O
OKAY SPOT ON BO IMPRESSION!
IM SO CUUUTTTEEE
Yaaayyyyy Catras having fun!
WEAVER LIKES DAISIES. PRECIOUS. AWA. GWANDMAAAA
She makes great bait and u know it.
Oh no are the gfs fighting-
Catra legit thought glimmer was me I love this-
CATRA WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER TASTES LIKE-
..... Okay literally as I type thet I get mems of her eating glitter okay cool
Ohhh That was cool-
Hey Catra dont hide your grateful attitude you dick
God I love these girlfriends
LET WEAVER BE GOOD ADORA
This is cute
Ep 5
Kyle you precious little boy
Oh are they finally gonna develop these three?
Ditzy light hope is cute light hope
SHES ALL SMILEYYYY
I love Kyle launie and roheleo... Precious
“I made a crystal :-D”
“I know what will help!” “no dont-”
Kyle I love you
“Oh trust me the information is never gonna load for you.”
Lookit these... three siblings.... Blessed babes
COMPUTER MOM HAS EMOTIONS
AWA
KYLE BABY NOOO
HARD SQUINTING AT LIGHT HOPE
EP 6
Oh boi Scoria episode here we go
God I love that she kept Emily....
Scorpia is too bright and cheery for the hoarde. Redeem her damnit
Hecc I hate that Im being so mean to the best friend squad but oooog its so fun to watch
Emily’s personality is so cuuuteee -w-
Emily scared of Catra.. precious
SCORPIA YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER-
I wanna hug her so bad
Hehehehehehe >:)
Damnit Bo, ruining my work-
CRYING
Scorpias entrapta impression tho
SCORPIA YOU TOUCH THAT GARNET GOD DAMNIT
Im gonna cry, emilys recordings....
GOD I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND-
..... Whats goin on with the Garnet...
LET GLIMMER BE DARK
THE GREATEST HUGS, SCORPIA. GREATEST HUGS
Emily youre so smart.
SCORPIA FINALLY KNOWIN SHES WORTH BETTER HELL YEAH YOU GO SISTER
Catra rly needs a hug tbh
OHHHH HELL YESSSSSS
God I wanna know more about the scorpion kingdom....
Ep 7
Mermista you are too happy when holding everyone in a room against their will
OH OKAY THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY
SPOILERS MERMISTA
Ohhh hohoho I am lovin this story~
Shadow weaver bein an embarassing mom to Adora, adorable
Adora was absolutely suspicious of Weaver in my tl 100% Sure I made her more trusted, but Adora is stubborn
BFDJKGBFJKD ENTRAPTAS HELPERS ARE IN THE CASTLE
Ooooooo This is a great ep...
Ohh Im having fun arent I~
Ohhhhhhh Shiiiiiiiiiiit Rip selenious
Ep8
I hope yallre keepin an eye on me, Or I’ll get out >:-)
Awee depressed baby :-(
SHANTYYYY
OH THIS IS PRECIOUS
Seahawk this is a terrible idea....
This better be a musical episode
BDHJFBD WRONG KIDNAPPERS
I love depressed mermista
Return of the she-mop!
Oooo seahawk past....
Awee Catra misses Scorpia
And is finally realizin shes gone
O u c h poor Seahawk
OW GLIMMER
HELL YEAH MERMISTA
“A SEAGULL TOLD ME!”
Oooo Catra, a natural born killer~
I love bein able to finally see Octavia in action
Low key musical Ep, hell yesssss
I already shipped mermista and seahawk but this ep... Is just makin me ship it more....
SCORPIA HAS MOMS
The fact that it took this long for Catra to finally go to scorpias room and check on her
How the fuck do the boats work
Ep 9
OHHHHH Razz gets the sheras mixed up thats honestly so cute-
Razz... I lov u
I love her refrences to the old charas
Razzzz awe precious.. The first time...
Oooo I love seein Mara
AWEE LIGHT HOPE SOFT FOR MARA
Good I feel bad for Razz tbh??? hoppin back and forth between Sheras
MARAS TRANSFORMATIONNNNN
God she looks so much better than Adora holy fuck
NOOO RAZZ DONT CRYYY
HOLY FUCKING SH I WHAT THE F U CFDHFDJBKJGBSKED
Hot fucking damn I didnt expect this what the sh iiiiiii
I STILL WANNA HUG RAZZ-
Ep 10
DAMN IM SO COLD XD
That fuckin POOF
PLEAAASSEE LET ME AND WEAVER BOND PLZ I WANT MY GRANDMAAAAA
Let Frosta nap 2020
SCORPIAAAA
DONT SNEAK UP BEHIND SCORPIA
Daaaamn Catra... Go take a nap hun, you look terrible
Oh sweetie.....
Glimmer please you didn’t see what they saw.
Aaaannnnd Okay the queenliness is goin to her head cool
SCORPIA BABYYYY
Caaaatttrrraaaaa
LOOPY LOOP BETRAYAL
God I love them learning the ship
FBHJSDBFSJHVFD OH MY GOD FAKE TEARS
SHE DID IT IM SO PROUD OF HERRR
Ep11
Eeeeee I hope they find my blessed gorl.....
Whats swifty hearin..
OH SHIT SHERA DOESNT WORK-
I cant believe the first ones just have a fucking dump
MICHA MICHAM ICHA ITS MY UCLE I KNOW IT
HELL YEAH BAEBEEEEEE
I KNEW HE WAS ALIVE
Sweet my uncles just a lil crazy haha
MICHA I LOV YOU
Awaaaaaa
Glimmer loses one parent and gains the other. Girl only gets one parent at a time. Hahahaha
The world has to nerf her lmao
Hell yeah hes cool!
Okay cool proof that Lighthope just wants to activate the weapon
Guys just tell him she’s a teenager omfg
Hoooooly hecc
NOOOOOOOO aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SHE RAAAAA
MY WIIIFFFEEEE
AAAAAAAA
YAASSSS
EEEEE
Ohhhh Scorpia is the key.....
Interesting.......
Ep 12
EVEN WEAVER IS CONFUSED
You bet you ass Ive escaped bitches >:)
-cries- I’ve missed my wife
Awaaa she never changes!
Someone hug Catra I s2g
DT nooooooo
SHE SHOWS NO CONNECTION BECAUSE YOU TOOK IT WEAVER-
I adore Weaver in this season- Who am I kidding, I adore Weaver in every season
THe hoarde is led by two kids who just need some tender love and care
God Ive missed her...
SWEETIE WHY ARE YOU SO CHEERY ALL THE TIME- AAA I LOVE YOU
squinty
Uhhhggggg I now hate that I remember having a runestone of my own
Tho I DO wanna know what kinda powers Scorpia will get....
Sweetie no non onononononononononononononoono
BABY NOOO NO NO O NONONONONONONONONONO
IM GONNA CRY SHE BETTER BE OKAY-
YESS BABY
AWAAA ENTRAPTA I LOVE YOUUUU
bdhsvfbjskbfd I can only do her hair bjkvfdbgfkd
OWO IM SO SMART YET SO DUMB
HORDAK TEARS?!
Hehehehehe YES I HELPED GLIMMER
Ep 13
Nobodies followin Catra anymore lmao
Ohhhh shit Catras gonna d i e
Rip in pieces Hordak
Ohhh shiiiiiiii
SEAHAWK LIL HEART EYES
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love callin Catra out ohhhh my g o d
OOoooooo Lightning!
I gotta question that rn Glimmer...
Damnit Hordak aint dead...
Ohhh hecc hecc hecc hecc
OH SHIT THE SWORD-
Ya rly just teleport a whole room like that-
I like horde prime-
His eyes are cool and his palette is so much nicer aaaa
Fffffuck
Fave season so far
And not just cause I’m finally in it xD
Expect more posts when the mems really start pouring... Gotta figure out how all this changed in my TL since it DEFINITELY wasn’t just like this-
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dj khalid voice: another one
I was tagged by @liebe-ist-ein-wildes-tier in another ask uwu (much loves ahhh ♥♥♥)
A-Z
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A/Age: almost 18
B/Birthplace: Minnesota, USA (not the pretty part in the northeast with all the trees and cliffs and stuff; i mean the backwoods hick part next to ND lmfao)
C/Current time: 19:54
D/Drink you had last: berry flavored water..........and i havent had water in a week my body is in shock
E/Easiest person to talk to: @duendeches, @fiction-central, @vaidayurr or @milkygraphica uwu (so my irl friends + one of the extended family ;)
F/Favorite songs: Eyes On Fire by Blue Foundation & No Rain by Blind Melon (yeah I know this is different than my last tag game but who has just a few favorite songs)
G/Grossest memory: last year there was a time where i got so sick that my throat swelled up so much i was practically throwing up spit
H/Horror - yes or no?: hell yeah boi show me those psych thrillers that give me nightmarish existential crises for weeks on end owo
I/In love: probably
J/Jealous of people: i dont think i am? So usually not
K/Kids: gross little gremlins that are only good for sneezing on you and sometimes doing stupid shit that makes you laugh...2/10 would recommend
L/Love at first sight or walk by again: love at first sight...but walk by again (just to make sure)
M/Middle name: Kaylyn
N/Number of siblings: ½
O/One wish: i wish i was dead im kidding i wish i had more time just for everything in general
P/Person you last called: @kingcrowleystailor i think? i mean it was a one-on-one voice chat
R/Random fact about you: my phone is at 69% rn i shit u not
Q/Question you get all the time: “Are you depressed? Why are you so depressed?”
S/Song you last sang: i think it was Sleep by My Chemical Romance but i could be wrong (and this totally refutes any argument i could make for the previous question rip in piss)
T/Time you woke up: i dunno...6:39 i think
U/Underwear color: coochie pink (as in i dont wear that shit lmao)
V/Vacation destination: Ushuaia, Argentina
W/Worst habit: instead of sucking my thumb as a kid i bit my nails until they bled and i still do
X/X-ray: even tho i have little to no proprioception i have not yet broken a bone and thus have never needed an x-ray done
Y/Your favorite food: pickles, morello cherries, lime freezees and coconut
Z/Zodiac sign: yall already know this from the last one but im an intense pisces
i tag @daveslutstaine, @reeshs, @kingcrowleystailor, @milkygraphica and @fiction-central or anyone else who feels like doin this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (not gonna tag a lot of ppl this time bc i dont want to spam everyone constantly with all these asks/tag games lmao)
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THe RFA as the Heathers musical????? (◕‿-)*・。゚ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT YOU KNWO WE BOTH NEED THIS.(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) PLease the love o f my life, the 7 to my 07, the Chandelier to my McNAmara the Viktor to my YUuuri! (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
babe!! i love you!!( ˘ ³˘)❤ you right, we need this. SOOOOO~~
[ DISCLAIMER : i didn’t really match up personalities??? its hard. im smol. its 2am. you’re right next to me. ]
Cast
MC - Veronica
Zen - Heather Chandler
Yoosung - Heather Duke
Jaehee - Heather McNamara
Jumin - Kurt
707 / Luciel / Saeyoung - JD
V / Jihyun - Ram
Saeran - Martha
Rika - Mrs. Fleming
Vanderwood - Preppy Stud / Principal Gowan / general ensemble
Highlights
Beautiful
MC being all smol and hopeful - “Dear Diary, I believe I’m a good person” “We were kind before, we can be kind once more”
If Vanderwood is the general ensemble, its just them yelling out insults. “Freak! Shortbus! Bug-eyes! Lard ass!” etc.
MC about V: “smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick”
Saeran loving the Princess Bride???
MC about Jumin: “kind of like being the tallest dwarf”
Jumin: “you have a zit right there”
Jaehee being head cheerleader is amazing
also: “if i took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, i’d have matching halves. thats very important”
Yoosung being Duke and being snarky to Zen
MC about Zen: “he is a mythic bitch.” which is me about him tbh
Rika not giving a fuck about Yoosung throwing up in the bathroom rip
Saeran watching MC get sold to the rfa smh
Candy Store
literally everything about this is iconic
Zen: “WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY D I C K?”
the subtle gay between Veronica + Mac is now Jaehee x MC
Zen to Yoosung: “SHUT UP HEA THER”
Zen being a dramatic asshole with that long note
Jaehee hitting them harmonies hell yeah
i love this part of this stupid au listen
Fight For Me
MC to 707: “hey, Mr. No Name Kid”
707 literally beating up Jumin and V???????
where is this au going
7 is actually 3 cats in a trench coat
MC is #whipped
Vanderwood in the background: “holy shit! holy shit holy shit holy shiiiiiit”
MC in general: “Dᵃᵃᵃaamn”
MC knows CPR how handy
“You can punch real good”
Freeze Your Brain
ok but?? all of this song is 7??????
“who needs cocaineeeee?”
minus the dad rip
7 goes to 7-Eleven
god bless
“altar of slush” is something Seven would have ok
*sip noise*
Big Fun
idk its party song
Yoosung, Jaehee, and Zen going: “dang dang diggity dang a dang”
V hating freshman
Jumin going: “yOU NEED A JELLO SHOT”
disregard martha having feelings for ram rip i dont ship that
“LETS USE THEIR SHOWERS. THAT SOUNDS LIKE BIG FUN”
its a party idk what to tell you
Dead Girl Walking
do I have to explain this one?
MC in 7′s yard
MC about Zen: “the demon queen of high school”
“spend these 30 hours getting..fREAAKKYYYYYYYY YEA”
Seven: “how’d you find my address?” and “that works for me, hoop”
its a sex song
thats it
yall do the do
The Me Inside of Me
Zen is dead
Zen: “IM BIGGER THAN JOHN LENNON”
this is what Zen deserves in death
i cant believe mc and 707 poisoned zen
this is the song his fanclub sings
jaehee is in mourning
rika: “this is the loveliest suicide note I’ve ever read”
Blue
rip
Jumin and V, drunk and trying to get into MC’s pants?
seems legit
V: “Heyyy ‘ronia” ;)))))
MC: “you got a left hand, use it”
Yoosung and Jaehee just shaking their heads in the car and singing along
this song is a mess
Jumin and V had too much wine
Our Love is God
here w e goooo
707 being all cute at first
Jumin and V: “free pussy. and we dont even have to buy it a pizza”
Our love is god 7
“Ich Luge” bullets yeah sure saeyoung
“we’re what killed the dinosaurs”
707 kills V????????
Jumin to 7: “you killed my best friend”
nOW IM SAD ITS 2:30ISH AND IM GONNA CRY
My Dead Gay Son
Vanderwood can move over, I’ll sing this song
i mean…i love my dead gay sons
they’re bi, but….
anyway
now they’re dead
rip in pieces
Seventeen
this is where MC tries to convice 7 to be normal
and its cute
and they talk about prom and dancing and camping
cute couple moment
thats about it
Shine A Light
here’s rika trying to make light of a situation that shouldn’t be lightened on
and the start of Jaehee’s breakdown
“my husband left” the world, ye
Rika: “i’ve joined a cult”
also Rika: “so Steve, I’m ending our affair. And I faked it. every single time.”
….anyway
Lifeboat
my beautiful wife’s beautiful solo
she’s so sad
the people around her are dying
she’s kill this song it would sound so good
being salty about Yoosung being the new leader
“well who made her captain?!…still, the weakest must go”
save my wife
Shine A Light(Reprise)
aka Yandere Yoosung
or, in Jaehee’s thoughts
look, more subtext gay
honestly, just….
im sad, next song
Kindergarten Boyfriend
smh Saeran we don’t need anymore deaths
[ changes this song to some angsty twin situation because,,, ]
“Where naptime lasts for centuries”
someone spare him
Yo Girl
the return of all the dead people!
and 7 really starting to go crazy
Zen’s ominous: “he’s got your handwriting down cold~”
Vanderwood as MC’s parents.
The Dead Trio: “come join Heather in hell~”
MC’s desperate “get out of my house!”
707′s “knock, knock~~~”
i like this song tbh its short but ooooooh
Meant To Be Yours
this song is also just 707 in general
just *clenches fist* ooooooh
he’s this angsty
plot twist: this whole musical is just one of 7′s bad endings
sound effects for days
“bring marshmallows, we’ll make s’mores~”
and then it starts to get Really Angsty
“you were meant to be mine. i am all that you need. you carved open my heart. can’t just leave me to bleed. vERONICA- open the, open the door please”
and then mc does….the Thing
“STILL I WILL IF I MUUSSSSSST”
vanderwood as mc’s mom yelling when they see what happened
Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)
MC going all 180 here and now they wanna die with Seven
Rika back at it again: “I threw together a lovely tribute, especially under such short notice”
Just imagine Jaehee doing a cheer that goes “send you straight to hell!”
MC trying hard here, “I wish your dad was good, I wish grownups understood”
Seven going full psycho: “I wish I had more TNT”
*cue epic fight scene*
“Send you straight to-”
I Am Damaged
SADNESS
7: “I respectfully, disagree.”
he’s too damaged. far too damaged
im gonna cry;;
“I worship you…I’d trade my life for yours”
o H MY GOD
“And when I disappear..”
WA IT HOLD O N NOT THIS WAAAAY
“our love is god…”
B O O M
yoosung: “you look like hell” mc: “yeah. i just got back”
Seventeen (Reprise)
and we leave you with these questions:
will saeran ever get over kindergarten?
will jaehee and MC finally Be Gay as a true ending?
when will MC stop
find out more next time on: “Random Ass AUs: the Musical”
#honestly....wtf is this#a request!#pastel-nonbinary#babe!!!#the 7 to my 07#rfa+#mystic messenger#mysme#it its 3:30am#no one really needed it#but oh well#for you babe
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