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arcticthef0x · 2 months

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I bring to you all: an entire fucking conversation between me and three others lmao

GM is me, H is my partner, GTP is one of my friends, and D is also one of my friends shsnsvsjsb-

The italicized part is the DMs btw

H: “chat is meowing furry behaviour”

GM: “Yeah kinda”

H: “your cooked”

GM: “I'm literally a furry (and worse)-”

GTP: “me too but i don't deadass meow (i would only say it if i send a funny picture of my cars)”

H: “I've been meowing for the last 10 minutes”

GTP: “😭”

GM: “I mean me and Henry are just straight up sending fucking "meow" at each other LMAO”

H: “meow bacl”

GM: “I am but I can't do so verbally because my nephew is like 10 feet from me”

H: “chat grey just hates me”

GM: “NO-”

H: “*mediummediumhardsigma.jpg*”

GM: “Yk nevermind maybe I do (/j)”

H: “fuck you taylor”

GTP: “*fortheloveofgodyoustupidassmfs.jpg*”

H: “idklooksfemaleenough.jpg*”

GM: “I'm”

GM: “I'm going to fucking scream”

H: “guys he does hate me”

H: “*gmdms.jpg*”

H: “translate pls”

GM: “What am I, a fucking translator”

H: “yes”

GM: “Okay if it was SHORTER I would but like”

GM: “No”

H: “FHRAHAHAHHHHHH”

GM: “It is INSANELY long”

GM: “I ain't typing all that”

H: “that's the equivalent of “i aint reading alla that””

GM: “Yeah pretty much”

GM: “I AM NOT TYPING OUT AN ENTIRE ESSAY WORTH OF MORSE CODE”

H: “YOU ARE”

GM: “NO”

H: “im goijg to twinkify you”

GM: “Do it coward”

H: “5'2 skinny white boy ahh”

GM: “I am fat and 5'10/5'11 idfk”

GTP (Reply to H: “idklooksfemaleenough.jpg*”): “WHAT”

H (Reply to GM: “I am fat and 5'10/5'11 idfk”): “tay tay 😵😵”

H: “bro is 5'3 now 😞”

GM (Reply to GTP: “WHAT”): “THAT'S what you're saying "WHAT" to? THAT?”

GM: “>:(“

GTP (Reply to GM: “THAT'S what you're saying "WHAT" to? THAT?”): “STFU!!!”

GM: “NO”

H: “no cause im pretty sure Keith is 5'4 since”

H: “now he said hes not shorter than taylor and he was at 5'5”

H: “if you need that dumbed down im saying 5'5 was over his hight and 5'3 is under his”

H: “cause i could barely understand tja”

H: “tjat”

GTP (Reply to GM: “I am fat and 5’10/5’11 idfk”): can i steal your height, i shall cure my height dysphoria

GM: “I KNOW THAT HENRY SHEBS”

H (Reply to GTF: “can i steal your height, i shall cure my height dysphoria”): “shut up queer”

GTF (Reply to H: “shut up queer”): “GET OUT”

H: “I LIKE WOMEN”

GM (Reply to GTF: “can i steal your height, i shall cure my height dysphoria”): “No please my only sense of euphoria is from my height”

H: “*RAHHHH.png*”

H: “bpd ahh word”

GM: “And I like”

GM: “.”

GM: “Fictional characters and exactly one (1) real life human being”

GM (Reply to GM: “Fictional characters and exactly one (1) real life human being”): And computers for some ungodly fucking reason”

GM: “Idfk anymore”

H: “chat is being a catfish a bad thing”

GTP (Reply to GM: “No please my only sense of euphoria is from my height”): “IM SICK OF MY HEIGHT DYSPHORIA GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN HEIGHT”

GM (Reply to H: “chat is being a catfish a bad thing”) “Depends on the context”

GM (Reply to GTP: “IM SICK OF MY HEIGHT DYSPHORIA GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN HEIGHT”): NO

H: “hight”

GTF (Reply to H: “I LIKE WOMEN”): “LESBIAN AHH”

H (Reply to GTF: “LESBIAN AHH”): “IM NOT A GIRL”

GTF (Reply to GM: “NO”): “YES”

GM (Reply to H: “hight”): “I mean I fucking guess”

GM: (Reply to GTP: “YES”): “NO”

GM: “MY HEIGHT”

H (Reply to GM: “I mean I fucking guess”): “i did lie sometimes guys”

GTP: “I'M GOING TO SAW OFF YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREY”

GM (Reply to H: “i did lie sometimes guys”): “Mood”

H: “HEOP”

GM (Reply to GTP: “I'M GOING TO SAW OFF YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREY”): “DO IT COWARD”

H (Reply to GTP: “I'M GOING TO SAW OFF YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREY”): “YOUR TAKING IT UP THE ASS”

GM: “LMAO?”

GM: “Chat what if I fucking

Objection . lol this LMAO”

GTP (Reply to H: “chat is being a catfish a bad thing”): “to a innocent person, yes but to a creep/PDF file? no, it's funny how they fall for it”

H: “lance i love you boo boo bear 🎀💙”

H (Reply to GTP: “to a innocent person, yes but to a creep/PDF file? no, it's funny how they fall for it”): “what”

GTP (Reply to H: “YOUR TAKING IT UP THE ASS”): “YOU'RE GONNA GET IT BY A TRAIN”

H: “im hight catfishing”

H: “wja”

H (Reply to GTP: “YOU'RE GONNA GET IT BY A TRAIN”): :(

GTP (Reply to H: “what”): for if catfishing is a bad thing

GTP (Reply to H: “im hight catfishing”): “GET OUT”

H: “HELL”

GM: “What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little kittypet? I'll have you know I became the best warrior out of all of my family in ThunderClan, and I have been involved in numerous secret raids on ShadowClan, and I have fought over 200 battles. I am trained extensively in all aspects of combat, and I am the top warrior in the entire forest. You are nothing to me but another rogue. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision that not even StarClan has witnessed, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling me that shit in this forest? Think again, kittypet. As we stand here I am contacting my assassination patrol across the forest and your scent is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, crow-food. The storm that wipes out the measly little thing you call your kittypet life. You're fucking dead, kittypet. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 200 different ways, and that's just with my sheathed paws. Not only am I extensive-”

GTP (Reply to H: “lance i love you boo boo bear 🎀💙”): “👅👅👅👅”

H: “im actually like 7 inches shorter than i say guys”

GTP (Reply to GM: “What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little kittypet?”): “GETBOU”

GM: “Vejsbsu”

H: “only reason i wear platform shoes”

GM (Reply to H: “im actually like 7 inches shorter than i say guys”): “I don't even know my height I'm just guessing lmao”

H (Reply to GM: “I don't even know my height I'm just guessing lmao”): “5'9 - 7 honey”

GM: “My dad says he's 6'1 and I'm like 2 inches shorter than him or something idfk”

GTP (Reply to H: “HELL”): “i do it when a guy tries to harass me and creeps me tf out, i do it then expose tf out of them <3 but i would never catfish an innocent person”

H (Reply to GTP: “👅👅👅👅”): “🎀🎀”

GTP (Reply to H: “5’9 - 7 honey”): “😔”

GM: (Reply to H: “5’9 - 7 honey”): “5'2 ass-”

H: “yeah”

GM: “Damn”

H: “even taylor taller tf 😭”

H: “shitting”

GTP: “😭BT”

GM: “You're almost my sister's height and she's like 4'11-”

H: “I jate you”

GM: “BT???”

GM (Reply to H: “I jate you”): “:(“

H: “SHOVE IT IP YOUR ASS”

GM: “Kinky”

H: “*RAHHHH.png*”

H: “im blocking you on Spotify”

GM: “:3”

GM (Reply to H: “im blocking you on Spotify”): “:(“

H: “and roblox”

GTP: “*fortheloveofgodyoustupidassmfs.jpg*”

H: “and messages”

GM: “:(((“

H: “and Instagram”

GM: “:((((((((((“

H (Reply to GTP: “*fortheloveofgodyoustupidassmfs.jpg*”): “don't make me pull this again”

H: “and discord”

H: “and wigit”

H: “and twt”

H: “and YouTube”

GM: “Hold on I need to do something real quick-”

H: “no”

GM: “.”

GM: “:(“

H: “its all fun in games till i make your favourite song not available in your liked songs”

GM: “NOOO”

GM: “You fool”

GM: “I have SEVENTY ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS (/ref)”

GM: “(it's actually like one)”

H: “CHAT I AM NOT THE REASON PPL LEAVE ME GREY PUT IT ON HIMSELF”

GM: “????”

H: “*redpaint.png*”

GM: “Immense confusion”

GM (Reply to H: “*redpaint.png*”): “Looks like blood :3”

H: “yeah”

GM: “Anyways”

GTP (Reply to GM: “Looks like blood :3”): “GET OUT”

H: “SHUT UP”

GM (Reply to H: “CHAT I AM NOT THE REASON PPL LEAVE ME GREY PUT IT ON HIMSELF”): “What the fuck does this mean (/gen I'm confused)”

H: “oh”

“...”

GM: “The silence after that concerns me ngl”

“...”

GM: “Henry did you fucking die-”

“...”

GM: “Damn dead chat”

D: “*deadplateredheaddude.jpg*”

D: “Henry I summon you”

GM: “*looksatyouwithmyadhdeyes.jpg*”

H (Reply to D: “*deadplateredheaddude.jpg*”): “wowie 🤤🤤”

GM: “HOLY FUCK IT WORKED LMAO”

D: “HELP THAT WORKED???”

GM: “HELLO????”

H (Reply to D: “HELP THAT WORKED???”): “ghhh i wanna talk about it so bad but im not allowed to 😞”

D: “*saddude.jpg*”

GM: “???”

D (Reply to H: “ghhh i wanna talk about it so bad but im not allowed to 😞”): “What?”

GM: “I feel like I'm missing something-”

H: “best free commission ever”

D: “Ah right”

H: “🤤🤤🤤🤤”

GM: “Oop-

D: “Yeah we don't speak of it”

H: “ill make it a poster”

D: “No you will not.”

H: “:(“

H: “not even for my room”

D: “No”

H: “😞”

GM: “N e ways I have the stupidest fucking idea Ever so I shall now just"

GM: "Be gone for probably 5 minutes or so”

H: “drink uranium”

GM: “Sure why not lmao”

GM: “Wasn't the idea but like"

GM: "Sounds fun :3”

#long post #I'm so tempted to make a fucking #objection.lol out of this #because I think that'd be funny

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donttouchtheneednoggle · 3 years

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Bbc Merlin? 💜

(anon asked the same 💙)

The first character I first fell in love with: merlin :') dragonlcrd videos my beloved :')) i was like wow this weird ass rat is kinda pretty and very sassy

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: elyannnn i mean i liked him as soon as he appeared first time watching and shipped perelyan and i thinkkk perelyaine and i was so angry when he died just on principle i entirely stopped caring about what happened after but i didn't realise just how delightful he was til i went through and found all his scenes and watched them bc i wanted to do text posts for all the knights and didn't know if he (or leon, or percival) had enough canon personality (he did) (percival was a struggle as was leon kinda) ig percival too although he hasn't changed from the placeholder man i saw him as while first watching :')

character everyone else loves that I don’t: arthur except i don't hate him as much as i act, like i would commit several crimes for s1 him it's more how hypocritical, evil in his utter ignorance, and honestly pathetic he is by s5 and how he’s coddled by the fandom. Also... im gonna get killed on sight for saying this aren't i but Merlin?? i used to and i get why but idk i'm just kinda... he doesn't interest me so much any more? i feel like there's nothing i want to add to what everyone else is doing which is GREAT btw and idk there are a lot of characters i love more :)

The character I love that everyone else hates: eira :') i adopted her for camelove day... 6 i think? and wrote her perspective of dotd and i just... i know i KNOW her plotline is the worst but she was demonised by the writers as much as any other female character and that's no reason to ignore her existence. Also idk about hate but i am a vivian stan and violent defender of her right to be as bitchy as she likes :D (except if it’s to gwen );) also people who hate mordred... why buddy? why

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: again merlin ig but also morgana. She... she's just... no. People make her out to be some feminist icon who was only bad bc the narrative portrays her that way and if she was just fighting for her people's freedom i'd probably agree. but she slaughters innocents, allies herself with all sorts of REALLY awful people whose actions she condones as long as they're not against her, tortures abuses and controls people who've done absolutely nothing to deserve it (Gwen, Mithian), and certainly by the end only cares about getting power. i... she's a villain. There's nothing wrong with liking villains of course, and i will still never forgive merlin for poisoning her, but she's not just 'misunderstood'. i used to be really big on morgana redemption but now don’t usually bother or include her in my fics bc i can’t see past what she did to gwen.

The character I would totally smooch: smooch? uhh...... lance?? Maybe??? probably not tho :/ hug however? gwen 🥺 elyan, percy,10/10 would braid gwaine's hair 🥰

The character I’d want to be like: probably gwen... tbf i relate to her a lot already i’m just not that lovely or accomplished 🤣

The character I’d slap:

[ID: A gif of goblin-possessed Gaius having a whale of a time slapping Uther’s bald head. End ID]

A pairing that I love: perelyan, perelyaine, elyaine, mergwencelot... etc etc etc rarepairs my beloved :’)

A pairing that I despise: aside from the obvious icky stuff and shipping teenage characters with adults... there’s not many i full on Despise. If merthur wasn’t so fucking ubiquitous i wouldn’t hate it half as much but alas :’) i have a grudge against perwaine simply bc people i’ve seen actually ship it are all height difference! banter!! flirting!!! all three of which perelyan has more of in canon plus they’re more affectionate and lbr percival made it pretty clear in 4x13 who he prefers (poor gwaine sitting there mangled and percy zooming straight past him🤣) and it kinda feels like people like perwaine more for the same reason elyan gets excluded from everything else and also it gets gwaine out the way of merthur but people can ship what they want and i don’t mind perwaine objectively so ig i digress... i also don’t like morgwen set in canon era for the above reasons but i can be swayed by modern au them (@mumble-muse’s xmas morgwen fic you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you're here, everyone go read and comment 🥰)

ty for the ask! 💜

#ask game

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bella-spil · 4 years

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My fav series/ oneshots/ headcanon

Here's my fav stories from other writers on here. Since I don't reblog, I hope this makes up for it. This is a long one since I like a lot of stuff, and a lot of them are smut, so don’t judge. It will be updated whenever I find something. This is more of an appreciation post, I think, but check out the stuff by these people because they work hard for recognition. Btw is pretty much all Seb and his characters...

Bucky Barnes

One Shots

@sinner-as-saint

-Questions

-Longing

-All my love

@moteldwelling

-Winter Soldier Hotline

-squat here often?

@jbbmoved

-Im not going anywhere

@a-mess-of-fandoms

-Tricks

@bugsbucky

-Wrong side of the bed

-All in good fun

-2 A.M

@sherrybaby14

-Power Dynamics

@hana1379

-The lesser Evil

-The Bartender

-Almost Like Sleepover

@winter-childrens

-Ask me out already

@melodramaticfanatic

-Prove me wrong

@wiensrsoldier

-Phone call

@crushedbyhyperbole

-Ride of Your life

@stale-cheezit

-So this is love

@simsadventures

-You’re Annoying

-You’re a tease

-Paint me Pretty

-Teach me

@jobean12-blog

-Juicy

@romaxnogersav

-One last time

@buckys-broody-muffin

-Your protector

@bitsandbobsandstuff

-The(not so naked) pinup calendar

-The Cheeky little list

@coffee-with-bucky

-Drunk Buck Running Amuck

-Fly High

-Magical Mistletoe

@scrumptious-delusion

-Winter Baby

-Sugar

-Uh, a little help please?

-That's My Girl!

@bucky-at-bedtime

-Stuck

-Drunken Bird

-Drinking games 101

@sleepypanda27

-Clingy

-Give it Back

-Had it all

@angrythingstarlight

-Buckys nighttime meal

-Buckys special present

@but-whyistherumgone

-Flowers

@auro-ora

Finger Duties

@ballyhoobarnes

-car sex

@mrwinterr

-Slippery, Smooth

@buckosawrus

-Morning Goodness

@wkemeup

-Drunk On you

@evanstarff

-Some

-Test Drive

@nsfwsebbie

-We’re up all night to get lucky

Series

@imhereforbvcky

-Make me Believe

@sinner-as-saint

-Power over me

@bucky-at-bedtime

-The bet

Headcanon

@sinner-as-saint

-innocent seb

-Lover(continuation of above)

-thirsty reader

-olive oil massage

@steveodinsonbarnes

-Things Bucky says during sex

@ballyhoobarnes

-Thigh riding w/ librarian!Bucky

@nsfwsebbie

-Daddy!Seb

Chris Beck

One Shots

@thewritingdoll

-stuck together

@crushedbyhyperbole

-Touchdown

Lance Tucker

One Shot

@cametobuyplums

-Champagne with a Friend

Sebastian Stan

Headcanon

@sinner-as-saint

-calling him daddy

One Shot

@sinner-as-saint

-King of my heart

-Revere

-Lover of mine

-Illicit affairs

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just-shaladin-things · 7 years

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(1/4) confession: i hate l@nce. hate him. so much. he's such an asshole! like i get the writers are going for 'wannabe casanova' but what they've got is a boy that only is insta 'nice' to hot women (in the mermaid episode he was like :/ to the squid head girl until she took it off and was totes hot at which point he immediately did a 180 to ;D), hits on literally everything resembling female, and doesn't take no for an answer. like, a//ura made it pretty clear she's not interested in L@nce.

(2/4) But he keeps flirting with her at very bad moments, despite her being annoyed with it, and tries to police her actions at one point??? (when her at Ke!th run off together he flips shit on her and tries to do an interrogation if anything happened like thats any of his fucking business). Literally the only girls he’s not weird about is P1dge and his mother. It’s fucked him over so many times! N!ma and the mermaids both should have been massive red flags, but he never changes!(¾) Not once does he connect the dots and think hmm maybe there’s a connection -NEVERMIND HOT GIRL. He’s completely oblivious from moral and logical standpoints. I hate it and I hate him. No amount of homesickness and insecurity is gonna make him likeable until he pulls his head out of his ass. Or at least gets called out by someone instead of being told ‘not now’ mid emergency. He doesn’t give a shit about them! That one mermaid girl he was hitting on, she died! Mid episode!(4/4) And L@nce didn’t even ask hey, where did she vanish too is she okay? He didn’t give a single fuck about the missing girl he’d been hitting on literally a day ago, he was too busy with the NEW pretty mermaid girl and the hot mermaid queen! I hate him, I hate how the writers handle him, and he needs to get called the fuck out by someone soon. Preferably A//ura. Or P!dge. Or Sh!ro. Thank you for hearing of my rage.

ok i was about to go to sleep but since its the l@nce ask i decided to wait a bit, because uhhh, welp he’s important to me and he’s probably the only reason why i still watch this show lfdkjgkf im going to try and be as, well, as objective and logical as i can so please bear with me also im sorry i cant really salt with you here. like, i partially salt with you but not entirely since, you know, l@nce stan thing and all that. okay anyway, here we go and it probs gonna be long so im really, really sorry or something. also also before i Really start i want to thank hd, jo and ciel bcos brainstorming with them was a top notch way to figure out what i want to say fldkgj

im gonna start with the flirting thing first in general, then move to @llura, then to other instances you brought up then to lance himself, just so we have some outline here okay? okay. so here i go:

the flirting thingy - i get why it bugs you and it bugs me too, especially with @llura. writers definitely overuse it and use it as a comedic device (not working but shhh). on the other side, aside from @llura (which im going to talk about more in a sec, pls be patient with me, pls) girls usually don’t react negatively to it? pl@xum literally kissed him on the cheek, aliens at the mall and on that first planet in s3 laughed and generally it seemed to be rather innocent if annoying because of how often it was portrayed. the flirting alone isn’t really bad, considering his insecurities and strive for attention its not surprising that he does it and its never a serious thing. and most of the team reacts with just groaning and rolling their eyes, no one ever told him, 100% seriously and definitely, to stop. the thing is, writers portray his flirting in a really shitty way (like most things, jesus christ) 90% of the time??? which brings us to the next point here:

@llura or rather how her and l@nces relationship was portrayed so far. now theres no denying it that the part where he keeps on flirting with her and she keeps turning him down and so on is, well, pure shit and we all want (or rather wanted it considering how he dropped the act in s3) it to stop. while it doesnt make it okay, its still important to note that he never really seems to be 100% serious with his pick up lines and it looks like he uses it as a way to lighten up the mood (cue him using them in, well, not really appropriate moments). and while we’re at it, lance hardly ever opposed to any of her orders (aside from the time when he and hunk argued with the rest of the team about coming back home but, like, can you really blame them for that?). also the thing that you brought up, him flipping his shit out when she left with keith was completely justified??? she and k/eith literally left without any notice??? when they were constantly followed by galra and there was a war going on???? of course he was worried out of his mind, who wouldnt! and when she was captured by the gala he was one of the people who wanted to go and save her. like, you cant really say he doesnt give a shit about her. its further proved by how he acted in s3? he completely dropped his flirting with her, never acted angry when she was chosen to be the blue paladin, he even said he was happy that it was her specifically! when sh!ro came back he never asked @llura to step down either, he thought she was better suited to do it than him he constantly checked if she was feeling alright in blue and we could see how much their relationship improved in this season. i would go as far as to say that they actually became a p good friends.

now, onto the other instances you mentioned:

pl@xum - here its kinda tricky tbh, on one side, yeah, its not really okay that he started to be all over the moon for her after she took of the squid, on the other hand he knew her for, like, a day at best?? its not really enough time to fall in love with personality itself (especially considering how much happened during that time?) and you cant really tell that being attracted by someones good looks is something bad? it was portrayed in shitty way but then again, its more of writers fault. and while we’re at it, even if he wasnt interested in her romantically, he never disrespected her??? he took her seriously after she and her group explained what they did and why they did it and helped her free her planet.

fl/rona - okay i seriously dont know why you brought up this? he had maybe one convo with her and during it or right after he was literally drugged with poisoned alien food, then he got kidnapped, stung by a squid and had to fight and save the entire kingdom. he probably thought she was in the palace or somewhere in their village? with so much happening of course it could slip his mind.

ny/a - well, im not really sure how to approach this one but im gonna try. yes, l/nce going after her was reckless and not his best moment but also?? literally everyone on the team except for h/nk seemed to trust them? and n/ma not only reciprocated/pretended to reciprocate but also played at his insecurities (aka pulling the “if you wont then im sure k/th aka the boy that you consider ur rival aka the boy that is one of the sources of ur insecurities will take me to his lion). and lance maybe has a strategical mind and works good on missions and in the heat of a moment but? he’s also an insecure teenager and teens tend to do reckless things when they want to impress someone. plus, lance generally seems to be rather trusting? hes not as guarded as, lets say, k/eith, hes thrives on social interaction and likes meeting new people. you can see it in the way he wanted to hang out with p/idge in the garrison even though she probs always turned him and h/nk down or how he was able to confide in coran despite knowing him for week at best or in how quick he was to play around and take selfies with complete strangers from the planet he just helped save in s3 and how well he worked with blade of m/rmora in same ep. hes quick to trust and become friends, which makes him an easy target for people like n/ma but overall isnt really a bad trait.

all in all, lance is a very, very complex character and cant really be judged only basing on his flirting. hes much more than that. and while i understand where you’re coming from i cant really agree with you fully. the way his flirting is portrayed is shitty but hes not a bad person at all.

sorry its so long btw, im just,,, kinda passionate dl

#mod riem #just anon things #answerstetique #me: i have to get up early so i better go to sleep now #also me: writes an entire meta about my fav at midnight

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hoetron · 8 years

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Tagged by my best bro @fluffytheasianpanda :,)) finger guns rachacha lets get banging shall we?

✍ TATTOOS… if you count water base tattoos then yes those were nice

😷 SURGERIES… ...does this experience count as a surgery? once when i was 5/6 there was this torn out patch of skin on the underside of my foot, like the skin was literally hanging off from my foot and i had to be sent to the hospital to get it sewn up. not a fun experience but walking around in crutches was p fun if not for the fact i was too short

🏥 BROKEN BONES… nope and honestly dont want to experience

🔫 SHOT A GUN… nerf guns

😕 QUIT A JOB… god what id give to quit seocial anxiety

✈️ FLOWN ON A PLANE… ive actually been overseas quite a few times! went to most of the countries in southeast asia, japan when i was young a few times, and now im living in australia so i fly back to singapore(myhomecountry) in holidays and interstate travelling too lmao

🚙💨 DRIVEN 100MPH… me, a 13 yeard old, holding up a license saying im 16

🚁 RODE IN A HELICOPTER… nopE it looks and sounds like itd be a fun ride but id be too scared rip

⛑ GONE ZIP LINING.. like flying fox? then YES ITS SO FUN

🍼 WATCHED SOMEONE GIVE BIRTH… nahh

🏈 BEEN TO AN NFL GAME… ajdkahksdj nope into football

🍁 BEEN TO CANADA… gOD I WISH BUT Itd probably be too cold for me (jenny if i ever do visit please prepare a thousands of coats for me there)

🚑 RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE… uuu cant remember if in the foot incident i mentioned earlier i was taken to the hospital via the teachers car or the ambulance

🏦 VISITED WASHINGTON D.C… i havent been to america before...

🌞 VISITED FLORIDA… never been to america before

🗻 VISITED COLORADO… ^^^^^^^^^^^

🎉 VISITED MEXICO … i literally never went out of the australasia and east and southeast asia zone

🎲 VISITED VEGAS… si ghs nope

🍔 EATEN ALONE AT A RESTAURANT… nAH I LITERALLY HERMIT AT HOME UNLESS GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS/FAMILY

🎤 SANG KARAOKE… experienced my first karaoke last year when reuniting with my old school friends it was lit as hell

🐶 HAD A PET(S)… had a hamster when i was a wee babe so cant remember much of it, apparently it died. Had two rabbits called cotton and floppy and uh. according to my brother i kinda squashed one of them under the couch. HEY I WAS LIKE 6/7 OKAY I MAKE MISTAKES and anyways they both died and now i have a cat :,))) whos still living btw btw

🎿 BEEN DOWNHILL SKIING… what the fuck is snow

🎼 ABILITY TO READ MUSIC… for like one year and then i stopped

🚵 RODE A MOTORCYCLE… no pe

🏇 RODE A HORSE… during camp last year!! my horse was a stubborn horse called elmo who didnt want to listen to my directions :,)

🏥 STAYED IN A HOSPITAL… nahh

💉DONATED BLOOD… probably too young rip

🏕 SLEPT OUTSIDE… used to do this all the time on the balcony of my old house. mosquitoes arent a fun thing to experience

🚗 DRIVEN A STICK SHIFT… ??? whats that

🚓 RODE IN A POLICE CAR… im inNOCENT NO

😇 GRANDKIDS… lance keith hunk shiro pidge allura coran, you were named after the seven most bravest people i know

🚤 DRIVEN A BOAT… didnt drive one exactly but rode in one

🐌 EATEN ESCARGOT… dont touch me with that shit

👽 SEEN A UFO… there was a ufo in E.T

🚢 BEEN ON A CRUISE… ;;;no;;

⛽️ RUN OUT OF GAS… me, a 13 year old, holding up my ‘i am 16 and therefore can drive’ license up higher

🍣 EATEN SUSHI… unagi sushi are the best okay

👻 SEEN A GHOST… i am boo hoo the fool

#fluffytheasianpanda #raedy to talk shit

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“First off, Keith ‘I’m So Emo’ Kogane and I can agree on one thing and one thing only: Soulmates are stupid. Second off, Keith, you wanna bet? You think you of all people can get a stable relationship by the end of the year?” Lance snorted. “It’d be a much safer bet if I, Lance McClain, Relationship Extraordinaire and Total Hottie, volunteered to find a hot babe I could later marry.”

“You wanna bet, ‘Needle Boy’ McClain?”

“Sure do. $100 right here, right now.”

Pidge spoke up from the couch, mischievous smile on their face. “And if both of you fail to win, I get $100 from both of you. Deal?”

Needle Boy and Brooding Emo replied in unison. “Deal.”

Words: 2531, Chapters: 1/10, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron - Fandom, vld - Fandom, Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Keith, Lance, Shiro, Pidge, Hunk, Allura

Relationships: Klance - Relationship, Keith/Lance (Voltron), Keith & Lance (Voltron), Hunk/Shay (Voltron), Hunk & Shay (Voltron), Allura/Shiro (Voltron)

Additional Tags: platonic hunk x lance, hunk and lance are best bros, keith and pidge watch conspiracy theories, im gonna cry writing this, pidge doesn't get enough sleep, pidge is a weaver, no pidge doesn't have a weave i'll explain in the fic, Soulmate AU, yes i repeat soulmate au, its 12 am why am i publishing this now, this was a bitch to write i hope you enjoy you shits, sorry that was rude ur not shits im sure ur lovely people, rolo x nyma is a thing in this fic, lance is from arizona, hunk gives everyone weird nicknames, keith can skate, lance cant skate and is forever salty, pidge is aromantic and asexual, all weavers are aro ace btw, Cuban Lance, College AU, keith likes soda, keith hates pepsi and loves coke so lance says he loves pepsi just to piss him off, hunk and pidge like robots, artist lance, writing major keith, college dropout keith, keith goes back to college dont worry, lance is dense, keith is denser, i lied lance is denser, i lied again both of them are too dense to know who's denser, pidge is the ultimate shipper, Fluff, Slow Burn, no smut i'm innocent u sinners, pidge uses they x them, this just makes me gayer

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#klance #voltron #voltron legendary defenders #ao3feed

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ao3feed-safeklance · 8 years

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by shtrash

“You wanna bet, ‘Needle Boy’ McClain?”

“Sure do. $100 right here, right now.”

Pidge spoke up from the couch, mischievous smile on their face. “And if both of you fail to win, I get $100 from both of you. Deal?”

Needle Boy and Brooding Emo replied in unison. “Deal.”

Words: 2531, Chapters: 1/10, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron - Fandom, vld - Fandom, Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Keith, Lance, Shiro, Pidge, Hunk, Allura

Relationships: Klance - Relationship, Keith/Lance (Voltron), Keith & Lance (Voltron), Hunk/Shay (Voltron), Hunk & Shay (Voltron), Allura/Shiro (Voltron)

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#ao3feed #fanfic #voltron #klance

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ao3feed-voltronlegendarydefender · 8 years

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by shtrash

“You wanna bet, ‘Needle Boy’ McClain?”

“Sure do. $100 right here, right now.”

Pidge spoke up from the couch, mischievous smile on their face. “And if both of you fail to win, I get $100 from both of you. Deal?”

Needle Boy and Brooding Emo replied in unison. “Deal.”

Words: 2531, Chapters: 1/10, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron - Fandom, vld - Fandom, Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Keith, Lance, Shiro, Pidge, Hunk, Allura

Relationships: Klance - Relationship, Keith/Lance (Voltron), Keith & Lance (Voltron), Hunk/Shay (Voltron), Hunk & Shay (Voltron), Allura/Shiro (Voltron)

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#ao3feed #fanfic #voltron #voltron: legendary defender #ao3feed-voltronlegendarydefender

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ao3feed-voltronlegendarydefender · 8 years

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by shtrash

“You wanna bet, ‘Needle Boy’ McClain?”

“Sure do. $100 right here, right now.”

Pidge spoke up from the couch, mischievous smile on their face. “And if both of you fail to win, I get $100 from both of you. Deal?”

Needle Boy and Brooding Emo replied in unison. “Deal.”

Words: 2531, Chapters: 1/10, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron - Fandom, vld - Fandom, Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Keith, Lance, Shiro, Pidge, Hunk, Allura

Relationships: Klance - Relationship, Keith/Lance (Voltron), Keith & Lance (Voltron), Hunk/Shay (Voltron), Hunk & Shay (Voltron), Allura/Shiro (Voltron)

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#ao3feed #fanfic #voltron #voltron: legendary defender #ao3feed-voltronlegendarydefender

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