#IS ENOUGH FKING TWERKING

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here we go again BUT this time i kept my expectations so low that im not too upset :)

ian's individual scenes leading up to him and cole were honestly... so... boring. which is weird bc I rarely think that. but you could tell that everything was so forced and uncreative bc everything had the most superficial filler vibe.

we all saw the ian x mickey x byron scene last week for this ep so im not gonna talk abt it but it was funny.

COLE! breath of fresh air. what an eccentric man i love him!

reasons why: had no fks to give, stylish af, hot for fighter ian, twerked badly in public, saved us from this mess of a storyline for 1 minute shall i continue

mickey amused by ian and cole was sending me, cole was the only good part of their scenes

cole AND byron actually.

in what world are two filler love interests more interesting than ian and mickey. this one.

absolutely loved byron's vent abt mickey. its valid bc mickey hasn't treated him well at all, plus who cares abt what he said, he doesn't know mickey and he won't.

and i loved ian overhearing that even more, even tho it was all a little bit too ridiculous. love that trope

and 'could you hold this for me?'

ian's body moving with the flexibility of two working legs im LOLING continuity i dont know her.

he ended up on his knees not for proposing but bc of fighting and he has the AUDACITY to not ask MIKHAILO to marry him??? whos mickey??

and mickey not letting ian finish talking... since fking when, mickey would eat that shit up since he didnt believe ian loves him enough but shameless writers said 'we don't hand out gay rights like that sorry'

im 100% sure they cut ian's speech and that he definitely got more sappy before mickey stopped him.

as if mickey didn't wanna hear 'will you marry me' since he's all obsessed over marriage now (rolls eyes)

that kiss. weak.

everything just snap snap bam done in like 36 seconds or somethin.

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON MXT WKS PROMO.

mickey throwing down a chair, acting like some 'bridezilla stereotype' while ian smiles awkwardly to the side like yes this is my man.

WEAK WEAK WEAK.

WHO EVEN IS MICKEY MILKOVICH ANYMORE

SHAMELESS HAS STOLEN HIM FROM US

THAT. THAT MAKES ME TRULY FURIOUS.

this mickey is NOT my mickey.

This isnt funny. No one come at me with mickey has changed blah blah THIS IS JUST POOR WRITING, LAZY CHARACTERIZATION, POOR EVERYTHING.

shameless you're so fking weak.

your homophobia is transparent.

and it's not funny it really isn't.

its not cool. Its not progressive. your writing is weak af, disgusting af, terrible af, boring af

and you fked over your own show by lowering yourself to a comedy.

[hahaplaceholderurl]

*twerks in front of yo kid*

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