#ITS NOT VORE YOU HEATHENS

[offtheheezay]

This is why you wake up. (click for better quality + more under the cut)

NIGHTMARE / Nocnitsa Magen

Age: 33 Height: 9’8” Weight: 337 lbs Alignment: Neutral evil Gender: [REDACTED] (He/Him) Sexuality: Demiromantic bisexual Intelligence: 7 out of 5 Aggression: 6 out of 5 Role in the house: Resident demonic presence ready to eat someone Personality: He’s around, but nobody really knows who or what he is. He’s secretive and closed-off to anyone but his friends. He has moments where he doesn’t seem like himself, rather more like a ghost, watching and noticing everything. Constantly vigilant, but occasionally has fun with his friends.  He always seems to be plotting something with that box... Relationships: He doesn’t love anyone at the moment.

He likes to lurk around silently and scare people. Very fast and very silent. He has the ability to scape-shift (to change the landscape around him into a completely monochrome, black and white scape / OR he can change the colors to contrasting neon colors (still monochrome) to disorient anyone) and can combine his ability with Nightmare Fredbear’s. He’s a physically formidable opponent as well as a mentally challenging one. BFFs with Nightmare Fredbear,  they love each other so much (even though they face off in the beginning because of something that happens to NIGHTMARE caused by someone plot-relevant ihuaghdflghjbmnbnnnnnnnnnnnnnn) Can tune in to what Phil can hear around him, making it easier for NIGHTMARE to pinpoint his location; which is NOT what you want if you’re hiding from a huge supernatural predator that wants to eat you Psychically connected to Golden Freddy and can influence him. Has the ability to consume anything, and to spit it up later, with the item still being in perfect condition, even alive if it was when it entered.

Edit: The scratches and wounds on his arms and neck and face were caused by a Krokodil-esque, hallucinogenic sleeping drug. This drug was used on Phil by his father, who wanted to test some weird theory on him. It affected the Nightmares’ appearances the most; but the worst was Nocni, who still suffers the ever-present itching of his skin. Nocni was, however, able to use it to bring the other Nightmares (previously just tall, grey beings) to life and make them resemble Phil’s more real fears (his brother and his friends’ masks).

[16screamingferalrats]

Pregerant farts

pergernanannanant

Karts marts, mario

He is a duck

Lord it duck duck lord

Fiesta ya

Now for the headlinf entarce he is doin fhe impossinle

Ful loac the in phosifocal ywah

He he is

His name is paul

Enter now

Shir bitch where is he the fick

Shit beinc idk

Godh darkn emma

Vore you to hell in back

Hewo msr Hiddn?

Whos did?

Hiddin!

Im hiddgenns your not me you are

Fool, i ameth the emma! I haveth broughtnyour groceries from thou market once, as well you beith mh professor

Pronc?

Pronc.

Come in younginnn i have very many shotguns

Bam bam

Who is this twink you broughtn along bemmma

Emma: it is my timnk, he is the paul

Paul?

Yes paul.

Hes a comin?

He has a comin, yes.

Amazinf, come in paul twink lets, booze

Brere?

Yes! We have all. But first who ist thour?

Thos r my main bitches pronc

Who ist thou? U are purk

Tiddy: I am not

Hiddnr: you are

My shotguns are amazknf, they are gread, singeth the beginning of the rock

The rock?

The mo, sonfeth the moanne now or i will blam blam you heathens down to dimmsdale dimmadome

Moammma wake way

We singeth dost thou mack you happy pronc?

Yes, we will boozeth together and leave the sad kitty woman with her dying bigch

He is not a bitch he is my good man

He is to die, look at his blue shit

His brain shit?

Absolutely, what is this?

Brain shit, good sir.

Ansolurely bemma, you are hromg

/i dont know where sm the boozsee

Charline: So, husband, you are dead

I am lonely bc you are hot and police and will shoot me, not good

Horny, i am. Kittens

I will bring u kittens

Ted no more kittens cops will shoot me

I will eat his brainfs

U hornh fuck lets fuck on a cop car

Be horny do crimez

Not exactly burt i like ur enerhy ted

Paul, before this, went to a coffe shop and ordered some shit. He was like !!!! Big armm there sree small arm out there and amall arm was all

I will sing

Paul was not hallg, he got his coffee, her big bitch got the blue shits. Charlin g an her bichads cop hoe got ran in a truck stop, got pulled obver for honru. Hornh is bamned this is family friendly. Cops are bad but have hands, lots of hands, jazxx hands, manh hands, will shoot.

Back to bemma in ghe crib, Charline dies

But! I easnt to fuck tonn the cop car

U cannot

I wil! U dont me

Ted will me

I will eat ted

Do not

I will

)he east ted

Charline: shife fuck why

He had goot hand, likes jamcnf.

Charline: does he not live?

Shir, he doesn, fuck wahter sd

I will eat u too

No

I will fuck you on the cop car?

Fine

I lied, ill just eat you

Fair enough.

Charline gets mcwrapped in a nugget

We would kinglu appreciate toue deat thank touz

No my god do not death me, bemma is smol but cannot be comtaine, hou will let big arms bemma

Out

Don not

O god you are completley right but let me sinf the entirly of hamiltom

Procnn hiddnr : hamilton!! Fuck hamilton, feic of shir headdass i am the spirit of thomas jefferson and i will kick his ass

Paul: he is tomas jefferson, he will kcik your ass hamilton

Cop: i am not hamilton

Prom: shut to fuck up sing moannna hamiltom

I know all the lyrics

Because you are hamilton

I am not

You are, sinf moanna

I am moanna,

Says who

Says lin

Sing moana

No

Fine, fuck you bam bam

Paul: shit fuck wow

Charline: yiu will pau but first i am

To sing that one part in phatnom of the popra

Aaaaaaaaaaa

Hiddn: literallt shit the fuck up bam

Paul: o fuc they are dead and have a lot of blue shit, so much blie shit. Who will die off the blue shif nexts

Ben: i will

Paul: thats fair, you have a gag daughter tho

Ben: gays are immortla they have swords

Paul: shit bitch you is right, but we have to protect the straights

Ben: you are a noble twonk

We will ride at midnight

Hiddn: do not go

With that twink y’all death

Bemme: timothy shut the fcul up you trick ass bitch

Alic: guess what im dead

Ben: no ur not ur gay and john mulany powers u

Alex: thats true but im sad

Ben: this is not sad times gay, get out

Cels: no, you lieft me and i fell apart i punched the wlal and cried bam bam bam you left me and i changed a part anf set up all that truthfull shit inside so i built a bomb

Ben: you didnnot thats just bmc

Cled: thats not

Ben: wheres the bomb

Cels: you set it off in my heart, friendship is ober with dad now bombs and gays are mh friends now

Ben: shit i fucked up

Pail: we have to go shes emo

Ben: we cannot

Paul: okay well i have a girlfiend with big arms and no will to live back in oklahama and i need to get back to her bc i know she secretly knows moana and will not gide it for long

Ben: resonable

Hiddn: wmma, guess whost

Emma: whT

Ive been singing this whole fucking time

You were not

True, only on the inside

Okay, so?

I am clearly a homozexual

Okay.

I, i am thomas jefferson

That is untrue you are not tomas jefferson

I am. I will probe it to you

You will not bitch youll ge t the blue gay shit its in the air and tuens the frogs gay

It does not

It reallt doss

Okay shut up you useless futch i will sinf moana

You will not

I will, i am homozesula and must sing moana

Please dont, timothey

Its thimas:

Its not

I will stop your fucking show bitchass

I wll sinf with mh boyfrens

You do not have any boyfriends

Ibigth, i had fove, they were fun

Oh reallt

Yes and id throw pigs around

Thats not reallt

It is, we would through pigs

Ted: i have remateriwalxes

That is: pretty fucking ridiculous

You theough pigs?

Thats fair.

Well, im ted again.

Okay, well you seem pretty interested in my gay musical

Well thats because im not gay

You literallt fucked charline on a cop car

That was one time i mistook her for a twink

You gave her cats

Thats just peak wlw mlm solidarit

True, anyways i was gay once

We know

I theough pigs

We know

I will now summon the souls of my gays

Rise, queens

We rise i am greg

I do theoh pigs

Thats not fuckinf true pigs are large as shit

Okay well were done bein gay so eat out gay blue shit

I will not

Youwill

Fuck you bitchasd

I will get us out,

How

I will sing moana, thomas hates moana

Why

Hamilton is moana

O true, so are you just gonna die again or

Yes i will doe

Okay

Hello emma

Hellow twink

How are you

Not bad my gay teacher almost gave me the blue shit

Not good

No

Lets get the fuck out of here

Okay

Lets take the plane

Delta airline?

Dasani

No not fuckinf dasani thag shits bad

Fuck outra here i aint got no moneh bemma

Okay

Cop: this time i am green and have more guns

Okay

Fuck trans people

I will push you out of this copeted

Do it busdy

Paul pushed the terf armh cop man with lots of hans and he dies

Wow fuck the copters crabsing

Shit fuck their aint not autopilot

Ur the autopilot but your a twink and cant drive

Shit your right

Okah we will crahs

/they crabs

Bemma: shir bfch my leg

Paul: this aint spongebob get up

Emme: i will make out with you

Paul: im not a lesbian

Emma: inwill spir blood as a sacrifice?

Paul: optional

Emma: okay *bloods*

Paul: the sacrifice was not kindly taken but the gods are happy

Okay

I am thor

Okay

You are a lesbian

Okay

I will die for you

You will

Okay lit, have. Agood day

You too paul

The end

[helenarlett-rex]

So I bring this up because I realize I’ve never really mentioned it before, but it’s something I should probably make known at least once so people don’t get the wrong idea about me... But I don’t really celebrate Thanksgiving as Thanksgiving these days. You know... It seems kind of in bad taste to celebrate the day we are all taught that the Native Americans saved the settlers from starvation and they all became great friends... only to have the reality be that the settlers then turned around started the genocide of millions of Native people, the theft of Native lands, and the relentless assault on Native culture... And I know it may look like I celebrate it, considering I’ve written more than one story themed to it... But if anyone bothered to really pay attention to those, the first one was an excuse to write a subversion of tradition vore story featuring turkeys (I really like turkeys) and the second one was commentary on the above subject which I tried to present in a way that didn’t make the readers feel like I was cramming it down their throats.

That’s not to say I don’t celebrate anything on that day. I just don’t actually celebrate “Thanksgiving.” I have allowed corporate commercialism to claim the holiday and turn it into what it actually is... The Start of Christmas. Because if there is any holiday that deserves to lose its meaning to commercialism then I feel like ‘Betrayal and Murder of Indigenous People Day’ was probably the right choice. I won’t feel sad about that holiday losing its meaning and getting swallowed up by something else.

So for The Start of Christmas I get up on the last Thursday of November and I watch the big parade... Which I know they all call a Thanksgiving day parade, but let’s face it. It’s a Christmas parade. It’s all big companies screaming to be noticed, endless Christmas advertisements, and Santa himself is the grand finale. So I watch that to start getting myself pumped up for Christmas, (because I refuse to get into the Christmas spirit a moment before the parade starts) and then when it’s over my wife and I start getting stuff ready for dinner. We don’t have a Thanksgiving dinner. We don’t have family or anyone over. We don’t even have turkey... We make a traditional Christmas dinner of ham and duck and the usual sides (which usually takes a while to cook so we start on it right after the parade) and then we play video games and watch a movie or something until dinner is ready and my wife and I sit down and have a nice Christmas dinner. Just the two of us. We do the traditional Christmas dinner on “The Start of Christmas” like this because Christmas night is when we go out to the Chinese restaurant like total heathens. =P

Then we pass out in a food coma which which is very much needed because I need the nap before I get back up at some ungodly hour to go out and start my Christmas shopping on Black Friday morning. When I get home from my Black Friday shopping I set up the Christmas tree and then it spends the rest of the month slowly gathering gifts under it and further decorations around it. And since we were too busy sleeping in preparation for the early morning the night before, this is the night when my wife and I start watching whatever weird old Christmas specials we happen to like. (This year I am going to introduce my poor wife to Ralph Bakshi’s Christmas in TatterTown.)

And so that’s how we celebrate The Start of Christmas instead of Thanksgiving. I just felt I should explain that before I wish all of my followers and readers a Happy Start of Christmas!

((Edit: I meant for this to go up on November 25th but I accidentally hit save as draft instead of adding it to my queue. So I guess this is a late Happy Start of Christmas to everyone.))

[daily-life-of-jotaro-kujo]

ok ok kujo, you heathen, not knowing what VORE is. its basically you see a dude eat another dude but its not like cannibalism but they think its sexy ya got that dolphin man?

Is this some sort of joke? Give me a break that’s disgusting

[dein0nychus]

The childrens (REALLY LONG POST)

Figured I should make a post abt all my characters, so uh. Here it is! First off there's Moxie, not their real name. They're a big ol dragon with a heart that barely fits in their body. Married to @megafandomfreak's charming tiny latina Olive. Very tall and buff, generally intimidating, but a real sweetheart. They work as an assassin but bartend at a local club on weekends. They can be nasty if you manage to piss them off, so beware. They can also breathe fire and they enjoy cream soda and eat their steak rare like a heathen. (MO-cksi) /// Then there's Moxie's brother, Sergei. Also a dragon, kind of a fuckboy but actually just as charming as he thinks he is. Hella gay, dating a cute mage/priest. Can't fly due to a wing injury. Lives in a trendy apartment in France at the moment but tends to be nomadic. He's a photographer. (Sehr-gay) /// Toulouse, a dapper Frenchman who's actually a demon that eats flesh. Love him. Kinda weird and creepy but a sweetheart if you get on his "Don't eat" list. (Too-loose) /// Lucifer, angsty teenager who's actually literally satan. (Yall know how to pronounce this shit) /// Nebula, strong independent young woman with a gorgeous complexion and a metal arm because of a childhood incident. -Nebula is also a pokemon oc, where she's the adoptive daughter of Hau and Gladion. (Thisun too) /// Sol, scrawny white punk. Hes got cute freckles tho (its 3 letters) /// Rein, the smug snake man. 10' of fuckboy, 28' of snake, 1 ton of actually pretty charming and sweet naga prince. Married to @megafandomfreak's cute faun boy Ezreal. Patron OC of vore tbh (RAIN) /// Ferris, tol soft wolf monster. Short for a giant. (Feh-ris) /// "Tomb", a silent but deadly monster with trust issues. Average giant height. /// Rufe, a quiet anxious cat monster with ghost arms. Affectionatley nicknamed by Roofie by Tomb and Ferris. (Roo-FAY) /// Exo, buff angry alien furry (ECKS-oh) /// Raz, sassy alien furry. (Rahz) /// Lunchbox, soft alien /// Neferet, a small ball python naga.(NEH-fer-et) /// Mae, a wendigo with a shockingly sweet personality and a not so shocking voracious appetite. Works as a gym teacher at a city public school and also does various sorts of underground work /// Arizona, a rough and tumble scorpion monster boy thats the sweetest baby ever