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Zombie apoc Roach x reader ideas teehee

Reader finds an empty journal while scavenging and presents it to Roach, and they both start giggling because the only thing in it is a stock photo of some random meme that someone left there long before the apocalypse.

While Roach would TOTALLY dare reader to touch a zombie for bragging rights, he's also absolutely terrified that they will get bit, so instead he just keeps the idea to himself :c

Reader who is like a heater all year round, + a cuddle bug, (Roach is too lmao) but sometimes it gets way too hot in the bed, so Roach just ends up sleeping on the floor. He doesn't mind tho, since the floor is cold 😌

Idk what I'm doing, I'm not a writer sorry if it's booty cheeks lmao

that would be the funniest fucking thing even if it’s just a random ass photo. Treats it like gold. Scavenging while acting like David Attenborough

infection spreading thru like. air or something so zombies are mostly safe if you actually know what you’re doing and wear a mask or something or flowerzombie au. Roach would dream about having a pet attack zombie but wouldn’t keep one irl. Friendly suggestions (dangerous lies) to a asshole survivor they meet along the way bc it’s ethical i prommy he didn’t kill them himself 💖

Roach i think does awfully with heat, I love southern roach as an idea but to me when it gets to hot he’s just totally useless. He HATES the feeling of sweat and it just gets too muggy and awful he’ll just melt and die. He can work thru it but he would rather drown. Stopping by any body of water for a break >

if he was shotgun I feel he would absolutely fill his time doing title games like the paper fortune teller. Gets a magic 8-ball somehow.

Roach who’s spent his time in the apocalypse being a reckless asshole and meeting reader and slowly going oh man, I’m attached. Shit. This isn’t very funny of me