#It's a good thing I already have a tentacle kink otherwise I'd probably be given that too at some point

[en-bitch]

Misbehaving as someone's personal computer so they take you to a 'repair specialist'

"Hmm you've got a problem with your computer?"

"Yes, it takes way too long to respond to any input command"

"Hmm well let's take the shell off and hook it up to the diagnostics"

Your owner strips you naked and 'hooks you up' tying your hands together above your head, locking your legs in a spreader bar and putting an anal hook inside you

"So what have you tried so far?"

"Well I've tried blowing on it, turning it off and on again but it hasn't made much of an impact"

"Ok let's turn it on and see what we're working with"

Your head is lifted up and the blindfold is removed. The specialist asks you calculation questions a computer should be able to get instantly and shakes disapprovingly when you are unable to answer within the time limit. They 'calibrate' you, pinching your nipples and turning them as they continue to ask questions

"Sometimes it's just that something has clogged the internal fans and it needs to be removed, you can fix that with some percussive maintenance around the rear of the computer if you wouldn't mind."

Your owner gets behind and starts spanking you, making it so difficult to answer that you can't even say words properly.

"Well that's no good, the audio port is on the fritz" The specialist says, thrusting their fingers down your throat. "Ah ha! The audio driver is out of date. I'll need to install the newest version, but we'll have to keep your PC fully charged for the duration. Firstly we'll need to turn it off," they explain, putting the blindfold back on. "And second, the diagnostics machine won't apply enough power, so you'll need to keep filling it with power the entire time."

Like that you are taken off the hook and put on the 'operating' bed. The specialist takes your mouth whilst your owner pounds your ass, spitroasting you relentlessly. The specialist gives updates on what percent of the updates are downloaded and it spends an awfully long time at 69% downloaded. When they've both had enough fun you are finally released and booted up, only asking 'what is 2+2?' and 'who is your owner?' Satisfied, your owner turns you off and begins to take you out of the store

"Now you'll want to keep those drivers up to date, maybe next time I'll give you the update so you can try installing the driver whilst I supply the power eh?"

"That would be wonderful, I'm always terrible at installing updates so please let me know when there is a new driver available <3"

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