#It's got what it takessss

[milleemo]

Hellcheer scene that I just gotta get outta my head:

Chrissy is not much of a heavy rock and roll fan, but there's just something about that new Van Halen song that just came out that just resonates with her. So one night, after cheer practice, she waits until all the other girls have left and puts 5150 in the boombox. Track 2 is already set to play and the moment the music starts she's choreographing an entire routine. Alone, in her own little world where there's no dominating mothers or smothering boyfriends, she lets herself take control for once, and tries not to let the song lyrics remind her too much about the budding new friendship between herself and the resident school "freak".

Meanwhile, said freak is heading down the hall after wrapping up particularly riveting epilogue to the epic showdown that was the previous Hellfire sesh, and happens to hear the Dutch Master himself playing from the gym. Curious, he looks in through the double doors and sees Chrissy Cunningham, the girl who just keeps on surprising him, dancing her little heart out.

And here he thought he couldn't fall any more in love with her than he already had.

[komodo-bros]

" Ey Moe n' Joe do youse think dat da Don Pinstripelli would be a badass in da Rustland world?" - Fats

“Maybe. I think he would be a bit cool.”

“You expect me to think Pinssstripe would be able to live in a possst apocalyptic wassste heap? He can’t even go outside without having five packs of hair gel in hissss asss before crying about hissss fucking tommy gun every two ssssecondssss. Expect him to be tripping over ssssome explosssivessss and assssking hisss men to help fix his booboo with a band-aid after he jussst got done ssssucking his thumb. Ssssso no, I don’t think your bossss hassss what it “takessss” to ssssurvive ssssuch a cold, uncaring placccce like the Russsstland. He’d be better off ssssuriving a Black Friday mob than he would be trekking through the vasssst, empty desssertssss of the eternal abysssss.”