#JAKE SINGING LIEK.

[sultrybaby]

Things ENHA hyung line boyzz would do to get ur attention (cuz ur hot)

a/n: Okay so i cant believe we're finally alone im actually writing. i have let school get in the way of writing, which is stupid cuz im way too gorgeous to let school change my lifestyle (also my fam moved and i am a board student and i have 3 projects and im also yearbook editor and i also have a dance performance as well as a fashion show to work on and i have my violin exams plus a separate performance but that does not mean anything its defo academics that is the problem). if i sound mildly drunk thru this shit its cuz i am. why is this so long. anyhoo enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

HEESEUNG: suddenly start humming to impress u like a dumass. He's not gonna sing out loud cuz that is too obvious, but then his only impressive talent is singing (ok jk jk its for the plot dONT ATTACK ME) so whenever ur around he just starts humming an extremely difficult song and hits the perfect notes (i rlly dont wanna do this but my brain just thought of him tryna impress u like dis while he has a blocked nose so now i gotta put that in ur head too LOL). Luckily for him, almost all of us r gonna fall for that shit cuz its so cute :"] (were so gone like what have they done to us)

JAY: grabs ur phone outta ur hand cuz ur not listening to him/ closes ur laptop and carries u to the bed when u stop talking to him mid sentence and he sees u fall asleep on ur desk/ pull u up and feed u something and lecture u when u ignore him while sleepily clicking across an imaginary laptop etc etc (AKJFHKFHDJKFHJKDHFDHK CARETAKER JAY DKFGJDLGJDIGHDHG)

JAKE: does these lil body thingies...like he would say smth and u wouldnt respond so he would go 'eh? *tilts head*' or you did not immediately react to him calling ur name so he kinda rubs the back of his neck. or when he cant sau anything but his waving did not get ur attention so he holds onto ur pinky yk that stuff??

SUNGHOON: okay THIS guy i think u would ignore him on purpose cuz that is how u act around ur crush but then sunghoon wants ur attention but is initially shy to ask for it. so in those stages i think he's start LOUDLY talking to someone nearby in a very awkward manner liek 'HEY DuDeE how was UR weeKENd??' or say smth random like 'd'you know if u were drowning and a dolphin saw u its ore likely to r@Pe u than to save u' and u would pretend to not haave heard but internally this weird stuff be making u fall even more pfft- but then once u two get closer it will be the whole 'i can annoy u forever' x 'i can ignore u forever' duo. for example u would purposely ignore hoon's narcissistic (my god i love it) monologue by pretending to be on ur phone, so he would take away ur phone. so you would not give a reaction and just grab a book. so then he snatches the book. so u go eat something. and then he drops it. and this just keeps going until yall end up not being petty anymore.

[kyutown]

yo how does this work. am i doing this right? greetings, you don’t have to mine honestly. i’m just here laying in bed and just saw these ships things so coool oo. honestly ship me with a rat, you can ignore this idk. take your time. i don’t actually talk like this man i’m just awkward through typing. i should be typing my essay but i don’t want to go to university honestly. the writer yes i self, is a 05 liner taurus kid who had to grow up to damn fast cause people decided to hurt the kid at a young age and made her have mental problems :) i sound so sarcastic i’m not. sensitive kid, infp-t yah know so nice. what am i. i’m actually a pretty reserved kid, i don’t approach cause when i do i get hurt by them, so i need a calm extrovert who’s willing to approach me. once the my do they will regret cause i talk too much. stubborn slytherin who is pescatarian but secretly eats fried chicken cause she can’t help herself. 🕳🚶🏻‍♀️ i’m on the mature side so typically gravitate towards people older than me. people think i’m 18-21. i’m not a mom figure i can’t handle kids like kids are scary. they are so extroverted, i stay away. i’m honestly a dad, like when i visited old friends houses, i would get along with dads at an instant. i don’t have friends anymore they all left me, i have problems with abandonment so i tend to be clingy/dependable. can i cook? i cool you some healthy food, we don’t use salt or oil here. getting my banana base cookies/pancakes and all these vegetarian dishes. don’t get meat near me i will throw you out. also i have a child hood trauma! yay more problems. i can’t be left alone at night, cause then i’ll get a bloody nose from crying to much (has happen to many times). look it might seem like i have to much for someone to handle but if my s/o needs someone, i’ll be there. i read the encyclopedia of psychotherapy for fun, i’m your personal therapist don’t worry kid we will make it out. ahhh also i’m creative person, get the stoopid calculator away from me. Jake from enhypen i’m talking to you kid, you speak to me about physics, i’m out (i’m joking, you nice). i been writing lyrics and poetry for many years now. and have been composing as well. i’m a self taught vocalist, i’d say im above average a bit. love fashion, i style you and make up. play you a song on my guitar. i’m an idealist i’ve been working so far to one day become a performer/singer. love cuddles :) don’t touch me though i don’t liek that (i’m so indecisive no one loves me). dream to move to new zealand with my soulmate after reaching our dreams, having a cute house with animals and maybe a kid. i’m an only child man i can’t handle youth. OKAY IM SO SOREY THIS IS SO LONG IGNORE THIS. THIS IS WHAT I MEANT WHEN I TALK TO MUCH SORRY. I HOPE THAT GOOD EXPERIENCE COME YOUR WAY! I REALLY DO APPRECIATE YOU

hi! thank you so much for responding!

you didn’t say which groups you wanted so i just did a ship for stray kids and txt!

for stray kids, i think chan would be a nice match! chan would always be there for you! he would be the type to help you through your hardest times and would leave you at home and would never use your trauma against you! he would give lots of cuddles and would always make you feel safe! he would be the type to compliment you on your singing and would always love listening to you sing and reading the lyrics you had written!

for txt, i think soobin would be a great pair! soobin is the type to do anything for you and if you want to move and have pets and a kid, he would always agree and would always love spending time with you! soobin seems to really like kids and pets so i think you guys would definitely have one later! he would always listen to your problems and would always be a good listener!