#JOHNMAIL

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John again

"Hi John!!!

This is Melinda from Orlando Kia East and I received your recent inquiry for the Kia Optima.

I'd be more than happy to help you out in anyway I can and answer any questions you might have.  I have also included a link to a personalized video message I created for you...all you need to do is click the link below!

VIP VIDEO FOR JOHN!!!! 

I am sending you this e-mail to ask you to "tell me what to do next". Orlando Kia is committed to assisting you with all of your automotive needs.

We value the opportunity to work with you at a pace that feels comfortable and fits your style. Please let me know how to best follow-up with you.       

Customer Satisfaction is my priority. I will be prepared to exceed your expectations in every aspect of your visit!

If you have any additional questions, please feel free to e-mail or call anytime.

Sincerely,

[Here is where she includes a photo of herself!)

Melinda"

I have a question- why does everyone think I'm John? Also, is that video SFW?