#JW reads Sailor Moon

[tarotmundomonde]

Hello! Hopefully I do everything right, I had to open tumblr on two devices so I could remember everything haha.

My initials are J.W. and my sun sign is leo. Since I'm asking one of the questions that requires it, my moon sign is taurus and my venus is cancer.

My request is for option #2 (romance reading in the next 5 months for singles).

I don't really have a great reason as to why you should do it for me, my reason is mostly that I'll be incredibly grateful, and I'm also 100% willing to leave feedback, and tend to usually leave detailed feedback (especially for longer readings), if feedback is something you're looking for. I chose this option because it's just a topic I'm currently interested in learning for myself as I've started to take a lot of time recently for improving myself, and I want to confirm some thoughts I already have about what the possibilities could be. I recently had a rough time with a connection (about two or so months ago), and even though it hurts a bit still, I'm hopeful for the future. Also, there will be a lot of changes in my coming future, so I'm curious as to what love situations will entail for this point.

Here is the romantic gif that I believe would resonate with you:

I don't know who these people are (lol) but i think this is something your future partner will do (or something your current partner does), a lot of sweet nose kisses.

As for the color, for some reason Yellow by Coldplay started playing in my head, so I'm going to go with yellow. I'm kind of doing this part intuitively but I think rather the emotions & words that go with the song + the color yellow in general really apply to your...essence? "Look how they shine for you, and all the things you do.", I think this relates to how helpful your readings have been overall, especially for me. You're like a strong hand leading someone through a storm, a shining light (much like how light leads things through situations all the time, like the glow of the moon guiding sea turtles, the north star guiding travelers, the lighthouse calling sailors home). I hope this makes sense, it's difficult to explain what I mean. But hey, even your gif is yellow/warm toned, I don't sense you really being a cool tone at all.

Anyways, this is all. Hopefully, I did this all right. I do highly enjoy your readings, I'm not sure why I'm not following yet, but I will follow after sending this. Thank you so much for offering your time and energy, and I hope my time & energy suffices ♡

Thank you for letting me know. This is such a beautiful compliment ♡ and I'm happy to hear you enjoy my readings 😊

NOTE: This reading counts from today to the next 5 months.

Hello JW, let's dive into your reading, shall we? At first glance, it looks like the next five months in love will get pretty intense for you. Arrivals of tests and lessons. Maybe literally an ex of some kind coming back around or a repeated situation. When looking at the cards, the first impression is that there are some lessons you've successfully learned but as they may have been quite challenging ones, there are still some left to be learned from the past situation. And also, maybe it's like you understood the idea of the lesson but not fully grasped it, not fully comprehended it. Because you'll be tested by temptation and fears. It looks like one huge lesson is absolutely about not lowering your standards and about patterns. And then you are also tested, when it comes to perception and perspectives. Let's go deeper into the details of your reading. It's no wonder you have forgiveness in the cards and ripple effects. In the moment it might feel like a fleeting situation but it's actually a crucial detail. Small parts which form the bigger picture. The next five months in love for you seems to be a lot about the meaning of true love. You are called to dive in deep to seek the answers and to find them. You are asked, what do you seek in love? What are your dreams vs the decisions you make in love. Are you going against the flow or with the flow? Are you grounded enough to feel the love's pulse? Again something about patterns and the pace, the rhythm of events occuring in your love life and of the actions taken and the behaviour of the other person. It feels like you need to pay more attention to the fine details, for example to body language. And to be honest with yourself, if the timing feels off, for example if something is happening too soon, things like that. It's important for you to take your power back and to be in your power. And there is also a reference to sipping some coffee and just enjoying the moment. To stay calm and just wait and see what happens. To create your own little sanctuary, your own space. You have so many messages about love coming through in your reading. First of all, everyone has their own love story. Although, you may be able to learn a thing or two from other people, everyone has their own unique love story. What makes someone else happy, might not be what makes you happy in love. It's very important to find your own voice in matters of love. There is a focus on the complete picture and on transparency in love. Take things as they are, at face value, let people reveal their true colours to you.

Secondly, you have a strong theme of passion, lust and fervor, of falling in love, of love and of euphoric love and what it is to share love. You might literally fall in love and fast and it's so passionate and euphoric, but you can't quite put your finger on it. It's simply love. You have themes and lessons to learn about kindness and compassion and respect and reverence in love. That love is simple and there are no conditionings. You are at the end of a cycle and beginning of a new cycle in love. Some tough lessons to learn, especially about healthy boundaries. Again the theme of simplicity in love shining through. But it seems prosperity in love is on the horizon for you. But it's gonna really be about shifting your focus. About seeing the blessings in disguise. There is something you need to see, then you can avoid the old traps and being stuck. You also have a message about creativity. Perhaps you need to tap more into your creativity, focus on more positive dreams in love and having more faith in love. Nonetheless, it looks like the next five months in love will be a very significant time in regards to your love life. You do have the keys to open the door to euphoric love.

ps. feedback is always appreciated~

[keyofjetwolf]

What if moon cats as humans but still act as cats

Why would you do this. I’m sitting here, going through my Ask Box, being the best Jet Wolf I can, and then you assault me with these words, this idea, and now in my brain I have human Artemis licking his own balls, and just, nobody needed that Anon. I didn’t need that, but there it is. There it is.

[watchjetwolf]

Manga Discussion Post, Act 47

HOW NUTURING WILL MICHIRU BE THIS TIME

[keyofjetwolf]

I found this while looking for something else and made myself laugh SO HARD

[keyofjetwolf]

I know it was a thousand years ago but I was just wondering; Did you ever finish your manga liveblog or did you give up at the end of the Black Moon arc? I'm only asking because while trying to find out what episode number is was when Rei gives Usagi a peck on the cheek I stumbled across your disappointment in the lack of hugs at the end of the anime series and wanted to know your thoughts on the reunion in the manga even if you hate the manga as a whole. (I don't agree, but that's irrelevant)

I did indeed finish the manga, and hated it more and more with each passing installment!

#JW reads Sailor Moon is the tag to dig through, if you so choose. If you’re looking for something specific that is not me progressively and publicly losing my mind, though, this may not be your best resource.

[keyofjetwolf]

YOU ARE SIX WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT

YOU SHOULD BE EAGERLY AWAITING YOUR NEXT GAME OF FREEZE TAG

MOST PRECIOUS TO YOU SHOULD BE THE BARBIE DOLL THAT’S MISSING AN ARM AND WHOSE HEAD YOU HALF SHAVED

NOT PLEDGING YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE AT FUCKING SIX TO A TYRANNICAL MONARCHY THAT DEMANDS DAUGHTERS FROM ITS SUBJECTS TO LAY DOWN THEIR LIVES FOR HER HEIR

RISE UP

RISE UP

[keyofjetwolf]

I was rereading your liveblog of the manga, and I can't seem to find the Act 42 summary. There's a title page/splash page, and then... nothing! Was it stolen by Tumblr?

Nope, looks like I just tagged it wrong! GOOD OR BAD LUCK?? YOU DECIDE

Here’d the link to the summary, now with corrected tags. It’s not the greatest of summaries, but did include this gem, so please enjoy: Haruka appears to be naked in Mako’s made up memory of a made up conversation. Something you’d like to share with the class, Mako-chan? 

[keyofjetwolf]

Jet Wolf summarizes the Sailor Moon manga short stories

Chibi-Usa’s Picture Diary, A Story of Precaution During the Countdown to Tanabata: Cloaked lesbian preaches that men are unnecessary. Narrative vehemently argues otherwise and fat shames her. GIRL POWER

Chibi-Usa’s Picture Diary, Fuck You I Don’t Need A Subtitle: Usagi and Chibs get cavities and go to the dentist like that one boring ass episode of the anime. Only this one contains 100% more creepy Kenji, and yet more fat shaming!

Chibi-Usa’s Picture Diary, The Secret of Hammer Price Hall: A pawn shop is haunted and Hotaru is both possessive and possessed. Everything is overtly and repeatedly sexual about elementary school children and not only am I deeply disturbed, I am side eyeing the ever loving FUCK out of Takeuchi. And, of course, fat jokes!

Exam Battle Series Volume 2, Ami’s First Love: Just as dismal as the anime special, only Ami is totally ready for straight up murder over test scores.

Exam Battle Series Volume 1, The Melancholy of Makoto: Mako wants to bury her entrance exam stress in tea and shopping. Fat jokes make a glorious return!

Exam Battle Series Volume 3, Rei and Minako’s Girl School Battle: Minako obsesses about Rei and infiltrates TA Academy. Chaos ensues. Gayness also ensues.

The Lover of Princess Kaguya: it’s the S movie in manga form, with everything that implies.

Parallel Sailor Moon: In a parallel universe(?), all the Inners have grown and changed exactly not at all. They’re all mothers now and each have daughters who are physical carbon copies of them, including having the same name, because there isn’t a single spark of creativity to be found any fucking where at this point. Plenty of fat jokes though! WOULDN’T BE A SAILOR MOON MANGA STORY WITHOUT THEM

 THAT WAS MY LAST MANGA THING TO READ

I CAN NOW PURGE IT FROM MY LIFE

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I WILL NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH THE MANGA AGAIN

JETTY IS A FREE WOLF

THE EVIL IS DEFEATED

   ps: gwooo

[keyofjetwolf]

Jet Wolf Summarizes Stars

Once upon a time, three pop stars lost Their Important Person. In a rare twist of fate, they were approximately 5000% less terrible than their anime counterparts. This also means they have functionally no personality, but all things considered, I’ll take it.

Usagi watched Mamoru get vapourized before her eyes in a public airport and just sort of BLOTTED IT OUT for half the arc. It’s good of the manga to remind me that in every non-Starlight way, it manages to make even the anime’s stupidest decisions seem brilliant and well-reasoned.

Ami and Mako get killed on like page two or something, fuck those guys. Haruka sure does like skirts now. Michiru is also there. Rei and Minako are intensely gay for each other, then oops they dead too. Usagi still mostly just cares about Mamoru. Stoplight doesn’t show up and immediately die, and I’m not sure how I feel about that.

Chibi-Chibi manages to be even more irritating when she’s in black and white still images, which I confess, I did not see coming. Also I think she’s really Usagi? Usagi may also be this Sailor Cosmos? I can’t even bring myself to pretend I care anymore, please free me, it’s been so long and I’ve fought so hard.

Oh no, everybody’s back and pissed about how they’ve been handled for the past five years. Honestly Mamoru, going evil and macking on the Big Bad, that’s like four out of five for you, it’s frankly embarrassing. The best part of the whole thing comes when Galaxia just fucking flicks Mamoru into the galaxy lava pit.

AND THEN I LAUGHED THAT’S WHAT AND THEN

Blah blah exposition that makes no sense, everything is connected, it’s even weaker than I could have possibly imagined, and I was imagining a whole lot. I think Galaxia is saved, I don’t know. This is the only important thing to take away:

Everybody comes back to life, Usagi and Mamoru get married, Usagi’s probably already knocked up, and Mamoru gets the last word in of the whole series because of fucking course he does.

in conclusion:

G A Y

[keyofjetwolf]

And now I’m off. Join me tomorrow, friends, when it finally happens. The moment nearly a year in the making:

JET WOLF FINISHES THE SAILOR MOON MANGA

[keyofjetwolf]

Could you do a longer summary of the manga story about the girls birthing literal clones? I feel that it deserves that special Jet ire. It’s really bad. XD

THERE’S NOT MUCH TO ADD. It’s Rei, Minako, Mako, and Ami, all gathering together for lunch or something, talking about their lives, as though this is the first time they were meeting in twenty years. The narrative went out of their way to bring up their husbands, all of which serve no greater purpose or relevance. Usagi finally joins them, revealing she has a second daughter named Kousagi, because Usagi the Third was just too uncool, I guess.

We cut to the girls, all of whom look exactly like their mothers, have the same names as their mothers, and would probably have the same personalities as their mothers, if either they or their mothers had any actual personality in the manga to speak of. Kousagi is the only one somewhat identifiable, but she’s about a thousand times more whiny, food-obsessed, and useless than Usagi could ever hope to be. She gets her own cat, whose name I can’t actually remember right now, but I bet you five bucks it has some connection to “moon”, who bribes her into becoming a Senshi with the promise of indentured servitude of the Inners’ kids.

THE END BASICALLY

[keyofjetwolf]

MAMORU EVEN GOT THE LAST WORD I CAN’T I JUST FUCKING CAN’T I’M GOING TO BED

[keyofjetwolf]

[keyofjetwolf]

What was the worst manga side story that was NOT Rei’s Inexplicable Crush on Assistant Fuckcakes?

Probably the one where Mamoru and a half dozen men keep getting nosebleeds over the hotness of ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHILDREN

[keyofjetwolf]

A hair cut *and* the manga on the same day? Trying to get all the things you hate out of the way at the same time, huh? (Are you going to read the manga while waiting to get your hair cut to be extra efficient with your misery?)

I KNOW RIGHT

I will in fact be reading the manga while I’m there. MY MISERY WILL BE ON OVERLOAD

[keyofjetwolf]

Michiru: *expresses mild opinion*

Haruka: DON’T BE STUPID THIS IS NOTHING I DISMISS YOU WITH MY SUPERIOR SET OF SKILLS AND ATTRIBUTES IT’S ALREADY PAGE TWO AND NOBODY HAS MENTIONED HOW STRONG AND AWESOME I AM I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE GOD

Between the inability to have a brief exchange of ideas, the refusal to wash a dish or participate in any child-related activity that extends beyond Hungry Hungry Hippos, the long hours spent silently gazing out of windows, the stalking and sexual assault, and the open pining for someone else while in your girlfriend’s embrace, I can see why manga!Haruka is such a catch.