#Jizzie Trolls AU

[fantasykiri5]

Hey if I made a Jizzie Trolls AU who do y’all think would be in the cast. Lizzie and Joel and Poppy and Branch, simple enough, and I’m thinking Jimmy as a snack pack memeber but I’m not sure which, Oli too honestly, but I’m mostly confused on all the siblings.

I’m THINKING Skizz as JD, Tango as Bruce (and Ms. Tango as Brandi), and maybe Etho as Clay? I was thinking that they all have some kind of vest on their Minecraft skins so they kinda match (or at least a sleeveless thing for Skizz. It counts I think) but I am completely lost on who’d play Floyd and Viva, as well as the Bergens and mt. Rageons. Any ideas?

[zumpietoo]

I mean, I guess? But that’s a total copout and you should still be pissed----but I see we’re now at “ninety billion AUs, jizzy will say “hi” in one of them, so I’m good!

I think the anon is concern trolling kettle-bullshitchip, but I also don’t disagree.....

Trying to be soooo brave.....again, when they return to the present Barfie’s possibly engaged, at a minimum about to fuck and “try a real relationship” (after Slizzy spent all day begging Douchie to bend her over)...

Do you mean jizzy for this? Cuz I don’t think you’ll even get that....

Jabi endgame/BAV triangle. 

MARk MAH WORDSSSS...

[fantasykiri5]

First design of the trolls AU! It’s Mr. Goodtimes himself, Scar!!!

Also I didn’t include it in the drawing but his wheelchair has multiple different modes for things like climbing and dancing and shit!! Because I could only assume it’d be tricky to do boyband dances not just with the lack of use of the legs, but because the hands would be busy operating the wheelchair itself. Therefor, some of the ways he can free up his hands or cross otherwise difficult terrain are listed below!

In total, all the different configurations it has are:

Four total legs (two on each side) for things like dancing and other flat terrain while the hands are busy, or for semi-flat or bumpy terrain (for going off-road!)

eight total legs (four on each side, like a spider) for climbing! Trolls regularly disregard gravity and that shouldn’t be confined to abeled trolls! Let the man hang out on the ceiling!

and last but not least, not technically the wheelchair itself, but the driver’s seat in jellie is retractable (or rather, there can be a drivers seat for other drivers lol) so he can just roll his chair right into place to drive! There are smaller attachments for pressing pedals :)

He also has a folding bow! Sometimes he uses it like JD’s grapple in the movies, sometimes he just uses it like a regular bow.

and you know I HAD to reference the pose from this fuckass render. I think I’m gonna base them all off their stupid looking renders, it’ll be great.

[fantasykiri5]

Bounty hunter Scott would be a psychedelic pop troll, based off of THIS concept on twitter, and would potentially have Owen as a teammate.

Not sure who’s fill Crimp’s role in that option, or if I’d even assign anybody to it. In the first option Impluse would be the closest to playing Crimp, but would still be an active member of the band, not an assistant.

[fantasykiri5]

[WIP] hold on I’m cooking

[fantasykiri5]

When jimmy hears Lizzie and Joel talking he does the same cooper did when he heard poppy and branch talking and goes to find the scroll then starts on his journey

Just like cooper he ends up in a desert but unlike cooper He does not get beamed up to a space ship he does however stumble across the other country trolls 

Jimmy doesn’t quite fit in but unlike other trolls he’s very flexible with his musical style so he try’s to combine the two styles so he sings his heart out Then he immediately gets thrown in prison luckily or unluckily the rock trolls show up and he ends up in a different prison 

When in rock troll prison awaiting being turned into a zombie he befriends the rock kings second in command martyn because jimmy over hears Martyn humming a distinctly not rock song 

The two bond over there shared experience of being out of place because they try to mix there favorite genres together only to end up ridiculed and teased for it

Jimmy is a country troll that was raised by pop trolls and Martyn is a rock troll who was sent to deliver the pop troll’s the warning letter and instantly fell for the pop troll music 

And because I love property police/big dog At some point The two sing a duet with Each other Life is a Highway by Rascal Flatts martyn plays a guitar and has a solo while jimmy does the soulful yet up beat vocals and then at the end they start harmonizing

OH my god that’s actually kinda perfect. You are giving me so many ideas dude you have no CLUE

[fantasykiri5]

Headcanon about trolls Jimmy who has a British accent but when he sings he inexplicably gains a country accent and everyone makes fun of him for it but he can’t stop because it’s magical music genetics 

LMAO OKAY YOUVE SOLD ME ON COUNTRY TROLL JIM THIS IS SO CANON NOW

[fantasykiri5]

Impulse fits right into the role of Floyd because 

Impulse was apart of a band themed alliance

Skizz and impulse are close 

Impulse and tango and etho have be on the same team multiple times 

Also Impulse is very nice like Floyd is 

Scott and gem can be velvet and veneer so impulse can be the one who they are keeping close because it’s a reference to gem and the Scott’s 

Honestly, if I were still going the Skizz as JD route then I would TOTALLY go with this, but he may not work as well now that I’ve got Scar in JD’s place…

[fantasykiri5]

If you do end up choosing a funk troll representative then I nominate Scott or bigb

Scott because the bright rainbow colors of chromia and the rainbow pride flag 

Bigb because the trippy imagery would be a reference to the trippy cobble rooms

As much as these are both fun ideas, I actually already have plans for both BigB and Scott!

BigB is part of the Snack Pack, aka Lizzie’s (Poppy’s) main friend group! He lives in pop village and is one of the first trolls yoinked by chef Joe Hills. (Funny enough, I initially was planning on the snack pack being mostly fairy fort folks before you suggested Ren and Martyn lead the rock trolls! It’s one of the reasons I have Cleo playing Creek.)

And Scott’s not even a troll! He’s a rageon. He, Gem, and Impluse play V+V’s roles!

(It is a fun idea though, taking into account all the colors. I’ve already got the Ocean Queen as a separate character from regular Lizzie playing her mother, so maybe Chromia!scott could work as a phsycidelic troll… maybe a bounty hunter… oooh I actually really like that I might go back to Roseblings as V+V so I can have bounty hunter Scott lol… maybe I’ll make a poll)

[fantasykiri5]

 I would say that tangtek would be the best choice for the techno trolls but since tango’s decided then Maybe impulse as the techno troll king for the same reason his red stone technology skills and that one time he used a voice changer to make his voice higher 

the classical troll’s ruler could maybe be pearl or Mumbo because pearl has a very soft voice that makes me think of a lullaby and mumbo is the poshest troll who dresses fancy and sounds so very British

oooh techno impulse is interesting, that could be cool… I was thinking he’d be a bit more rock what with playing the drums and his shtick in secret life but techno is very interesting… hm…

Also mumbo is DEFINITELY classical you are so right about that. He’d prolly end up the ruler, yeah, simply because he’s the only one I’ve got so far? But he definitely is a classical troll at the very least

[fantasykiri5]

I love the idea of country troll raised by pop trolls jimmy being captured by rock trolls and bonding with rock troll who secretly loves pop martyn over there shared experiences and feelings 

During the song I imagine them teaching each other about the genres 

Martyn teaching jimmy hand horns and jimmy being impressed by martyn shredding on his guitar 

Jimmy teaching martyn pop dance moves and martyn laughing as jimmy fails only to fail himself shortly after 

Jimmy who has only seen a glimpse of country trolls but saw some line dancing and Martyn who is a natural while jimmy is somehow even worse at country dancing than he is at pop dancing 

Ouugh yeah… the sillies

[fantasykiri5]

What if Cleo was viva The personality doesn’t fit but it doesn’t have to fit exactly I thought about the relationships 

Who would Lizzie be close with but then separated from

Cleo 

Who would etho be working closely with as partners

 Cleo 

Cleo would make a great queen of the putt putt trolls she is very distrustful of outsiders and protective of the trolls under her 

Ooooh honestly that could work really interestingly… I’m kinda attached to her as Creek because of the last life parallels because they’d betray the pop trolls like they burned the fairy fort, but I DID originally have Etho in Clay’s role, so… hm, maybe. Maybe!

[fantasykiri5]

how about ren as peppy or barbs dad

only martyn is barb so instead of being being a dad he’s a friend

or maybe ren is the rock troll representative and Martyn is his right Hand man

OH WAIT THATS ACTUALLY SICK THAT SECOND ONES SO CANON NOW

[fantasykiri5]

I saw you did a trolls au and I had the idea that Jimmy could be a country troll who lived in the Wild West themed town but he was ostracized because he was to positive and optimistic so he left the town and eventually he found his way to the pop troll’s who he fit in with much more

Ooooooh that’s actually a really good idea

[zumpietoo]

Moar Stoopidss

Umm....dudes, everybody knows this is you sending this to yourselves. It’s legit the ONLY action you even see these days...and yeah, the anon IS Liar of Slizzy’s, cuz she probably started this stupid....

TBF....

A) they did have (tho it was a prelude is sex that was apparently so gross they split soon afterwards----and first had to try sad role playing, just so Douchie could get an anything in his teeny peen) a porch kiss...

B) coveted cuz VD had one....

C) Why if you’re trolling yourselves aren’t you focused on the rain kiss they’re always wanting to copycat?

Ooohh...berrypee iz back! Ummm.....Slizzy doesn’t HAVE a front porch, are you sure you watch the show? 

The rest of her blather? IDK even what she’s saying.....

I think Izzy means when there were a bunch of funkos in the production office, haphazardly thrown there? Or does Izzy legit think this constitutes seekrit messages just to her?

TBF, considering Jizzystans celebrated the one year anniversary of Jabi declaring their AU love as for Jizzy, cuz “it was a gift from Slizzy”.....I could easily believe they WOULD think that....

Which, in that case? Ummmm......why no pics and endless posts about it? I mean y’all spent months on “hey”, so I find it veryyy strange nothing’s popped up. Or is this “scuttlebutt”, now seekrit, too?

Ummm....Berrypee? I fucking hate Barfie, but noooo.....do you even watch the show? Did you ever?

This is Douchie’s yard, so probably not, but closer than Slizzy’s

And, again, there ARE other peeps living there....

[zumpietoo]

Oh Racist....

Oh....where to begin????

Ummm..... “cake couples”????? And how, exactly, were they “erased”??? Plus I don’t think they’ve been fully “wrapped up”, particularly not Jabi because Jug, again, remembers AND Tabs will bein the 50s, starting with ep 1 AND none of them will remain there, forever, anyway.....

And what “serious OG ship crumbs”? When, closer to midseason, Jug was deeply distressed and uncomfortable by his memories of PP (with Toxic as the musical overlay, no less) and relieved to hear from Tabitha? And Slizzy fully DGAF that she was using him/potentially hurting him and the two didn’t speak again for the rest of the season? (oh and the attempt to troll Jizzy even resulted in having to resurrect the split screen for filming, because PP went psycho again).....

Or that Vale, “if it’s an AU it doesn’t count” Bunker Jughead, lonely and depressed, warned Barfie to GTFO? And Vale Ethel in a jealous rage (after Bunker Jug had made it apparent what he really wanted was Dale Tabi) went nutso, cuz still obsessed and jelly? And neither Dale Jug nor Dale Tabs batted an eyelash? 

That Afterlife Jug thought only of his eternity with Tabs.....but didn’t want to upset her?

That Jabi spent their seeming last day on earth seeing a beautiful future and neither wanting anything or anyone but that?

Again, Barfie? Yeah.....no shortage indication they won’t be endgame....and, even still, canon has THEM currently engaged.....

Meanwhile....”mathematical proof”, huh???? Too bad you don’t have common sense of knowledge of how shit works, Racist....plus, OG, actual BH fans won’t be back and, again, NONE of us ever want Slizzy anywhere NEAR Jug....she’s a cuntwipe asshole and completely unworthy of him. 

Plus, again, it’s the last season, they DGAF.....they’ll do whatever TF they want....

God you’re so fucking stupid. 

Plus, OFC....what happened to the “scuttlebutt”????