#Jk im being delulu lmao

[the--firevenus]

Merlin, listening to a tale or legends about himself from random local villager: oh wow! That's so interesting (he doesn't remember if that ever happen but regardless he enjoys the story telling)

Meanwhile hammie tries not to blow her magister identity , but can't stand false info: UM. ACTUALLY—

[princehoseok]

@cosmicdreamgrl tagged me 💜

who is your favourite k-pop group?

those 7 bald heads now, bts people call them

which member sparked your interest first?

ngl i cant really tell... couldve been jimin or namjoon, it was the on mv and i was obsessed with the whole thing so i started watching all their mv and yeah... definitely jimin and namjoon

who was your first bias?

after almost a year of overthinking it i decided namjoon was the one :)

what makes them your current bias?

ok heres the thing, i have a bias line, and that is the rap line so, here it goes:

namjoon: i have no idea how he does it but he says and does exactly what i need, i cannot express what i felt the first time i listened to indigo, how mono treats me... doesnt matter if i dont even know what im going through its like he knows and suddenly he's there to remind me that i am okay and everything will be okay, he's my OG, he understands me and listens to me without even trying ! its incredible, his vision... i cant, i cant understand how this works, but he makes it make sense, every single time.

yoongi: yoongi became part of my bias line last year after his tour, he wasnt even a bias wrecker, im not the army that goes through all the content, i still have so much to watch and learn, but that last day, the last concert i was coming home very late and i saw that the concert was just starting and i thought "im just gonna watch until namjoon and then im going to sleep" but i couldnt lol, i watched the whole thing, cried, and then kept crying a couple more hours because the last two years havent been the best in my personal life and i swear, the moment the concert ended and the "future's gonna be ok" screen came up it shocked me to my very core, i loved the album SO much, and i wanted to go to a concert (i couldnt but oh well), and like .. i listened and read that phrase for months and until that moment i didnt get it, that future's gonna be okay destroyed me in the best way possible and i am so thankful for min yoongi, im just very very thankful

hobi: my prince, mi amor, my everything! he makes me so happy, the way he manages his existance in this fucked up world is mind blowing, he's always taking pictures (idk why thats so special to me) and smiling, and ugh, my sister doesnt know their names very well so hoseok is "the one who laughs a lot", but then the way he takes his work so serious, he is so profesional, i loved hope world and when jitb happened i was shocked bc what is my sunshine doing with this dark eyeliner?? who made him emo? and boom that album is a motherfucking masterpiece!!!!!!! what if, arson and stop are just 😚 in general terms of music, hoseok's more my type of music, i mean more like my everyday music, (not that i dont like the others') but his style is just so cool.. he is so cool, his hype, his energy, he is my coolest boyfriend, the way a new ray of sunshine was born within him when he came to this world, i admire him so fucking much, every talented fiber of his body is precious and you want me to talk about his dancing? i cant bc this is long enough, im a sucker for dancers lets just say that... im well fed. i need him, i dont mean this in a delulu kinda way, i mean i need him and his energy, he makes me happy so i need him to be happy and gets everything he deserves because he deserves all the good things in this world!

*cough* so.. rapline because they give me life, next question..

who is your bias wrecker?

used to be taehyung but then yoongi stepped on him to be part of the bias line directly and taehyung disappeared, so at the moment jimin and jungkook drive me crazy... mostly jimin bc jk being the youngest makes me feel weird, i friendzoned him so hard from the start lmao

which members are you currently obsessing over that aren't your bias/bias wrecker?

seokjin, maybe its because he's coming back and i cant wait, that day ill cry and im so happy i miss him so much, and ive been reading seokjin fanfiction, his always makes me believe in love again idk, i love him i miss him, his voice ,.. omg im crying, give him back already

when did you first discover this group?

i believe it was the ama's performance in 2017?, i was watching the show and they performed and i didnt know them but i was so hyped lol, i was literally going WOOOOOOOOOOHOOO!!!!!!!!! at my house, and after that i think i saw a fake love performance? im not sure really, but for a couple of years the only songs i listened to were fake love and dna bc that was all i knew lol, THEN in 2020 i clicked on the ON mv bc i had a new tv and i was watching yt and it was there and i said ok lets see, it had been a couple of weeks since the video came out and yeah,.. there was no looking back no more, i believe it was the dancing for me, im a sucker for choreography and... theyre pretty good 🤠

have you ever been to one of their concerts?

no, dont remind me, i became army when the pandemic started and i didnt even tried for the ptd concerts bc the closest i had was LA and it was gonna be just impossible to get tickets so i kinda made up my mind around it, however i was destroyed when i couldnt get d day tickets... i dont want to talk about it lol, were ok ♥

what are some of your favorite songs by the group?

oh this is hard so this is ot7 only; black swan, lights, just one day, 21st century girl, pied piper, airplane pt 2 and dionysus .. that's some yeah

ok i made this too long im sorry,

whoever wants to play pls tag me, ily

[divinesangel]

maybe im the only one seeing this stuff but tbh lately there has been a lot of long-time-fans "falling out" of their love for bts, even accounts that became very big bc of being armies but there are also so many new fans and they are all kinda toxic idk they feel obsessive and even worse than before majority of them being around 2005s 2006s or younger and being all delusional. im not saying there werent toxic fans before ofc we all know this isnt the most healthy fandom BUT dont u feel like things are getting even worse? the whole fandom is becoming so... immature????? wdyt?? and this stuff u can see from the tons of asks about jk.... some of them arent even interested in the spiritual part or bts wellbeing its all delulus like y do u want to know their preferences in bed?????? with readings??? and tarots??? chill this isnt respectful!!! sorry for the rant lmao but really wdyt?

there will be exceptions, as in any case, but i think it's because most of those fans are minors or just very young. i think there are a lot of people who still don't realize how companies want all their idols to have a very concrete and clean image, and also how the world of kpop or korean culture works.

me, being someone who has a lot of male korean friends, i realize all this because they themselves tell me, and i also see how, in addition to the f*tish for asians, most of them would be with foreigners to "try" something new and not with the intention of getting married or anything of the sort.

this depends on the person, of course, but people who were born and raised in south korea feel closed off to that idea and would rather just date a korean girl since it's what's familiar to them.

but going back to your question, i think it's mostly immaturity or delusion that will pass over time.

[chim-chim1310]

Wait wait wait I have seen you under Jikookers posts here ?? Until like last month. You were even under Mrs monaghan posts who's an insane delulu shipper. Then I saw you politely expressing your saltiness when seven posters came out. You were saying you can't pretend like being happy even if jikook are together or whatever. And wow now you are full blown anti solo ?? 🤣🤣🤣 as expected garbage reached the bin lmao.

Please say to your minions that you were a jikook until last month, cooing over JK, believing queer theories and what not. Suddenly all members are bad, JK is evil, Jimin is fucking woman and you are always right.

Pathetic but expected from seeing your salty comments under Jikook posts since last month.

Ohhh🤣🤣 I was wondering how come delusional jikookers didn't come to blog spewing shit yet and here you are.

Welcome.

Well darling.... Have you even read my blog? Before talking shit out of your gutter mouth first go and read my previous posts.

I've very loudly said in many of my posts that I used to be a jikooker shipper. I used to believe in jikook but I don't believe in them anymore because I can't fathom how jungkook is okay with everything that he got without working hard while his alleged boyfriend got sabotaged by the same people who are uplifting jungkook.

Come on man, first at least read my blog and then talk shit. But you obviously wouldn't take the time out to read the blog because you're here just to hate.

The people who follow my blog know that I used to believe in jikook and I used to very much like jungkook but I don't like jungkook anymore because of the direction he took and because he's acting very arrogant these days.

And because I'm a jimin stan first and I can't take any kind of unfairness towards jimin. He's my ult.

Are you a jikooker? You must be a jikooker.

Well sweetheart I kindly suggest you to first read my blog. But reading my blog will probably hurt your precious jikook heart cause you can't digest that there are some logical people who actually saw the bullshit going on and is finally out of the shipping shit.

It's not my problem that you people can't get out of your delusions. All your brain cells are used thinking about jm and jk having sex. No matter what happens in the real world you guys don't care.

No matter how much jm is sabotaged, no matter how jungkook got this much push because of SB, no matter how much jk is enjoying the privilege after those people sabotaged jm, no matter whatever happens you guys wouldn't care until and unless you're getting a jikook moment.

Im my blog I've clearly explained that I used to ship jikook, even believe that they are a real couple, but then I started noticing the unfairness in treatment and how jk doesn't seem bothered by it at all, and I started wondering what kind of bf jk is if he's okay with jm being sabotaged and treated like shit while the same people are treating him like prince. And jk seems to be very well enjoying the special treatment. Look how arrogant he is these days, cause he knows he has company and SB backing him up.

So I stopped shipping jikook because I couldn't understand how jk is ok with it if they're actually dating. I've stopped liking jk all together. Are you that naive to think that our emotions and feelings about someone can't change?

I can't believe I wasted so much of my time explaining this to someone like you.

Is it hard for you to imagine that for some people shipping is not their whole life and it can be a phase for them. It sucks that you're so deep in your delusions but is it really that hard to believe that someone can get over a ship?

Now go fuck off and keep being delusional since that's what you jikookers do the best these days.

Delusional bitches.

[taegularities]

should i ramble again bc you asked? 🫣

back in september my friend dreamt about me and jungkook loool and she gave me all the details. i still have the screenshots of our conversations and i am still giggling… funny things is that : one, she told me that so randomly lmfao without even saying me hi nor how are you, she just said « AXELLE » and proceed telling me everything. and two she wasn’t even the main character of her own dream like wtf😂. and three after rambling she told me to dream about her and taehyung (her bias) bc i owe her😂

ok so here what her dream was about : she was third weeling. kook and i were having a conversation in private. then he went to the restroom. she asked me « how it went? ». i replied : he confessed, we kissed. he came back and joined us. kook and i were shy af. she teased us both of being shy. he took the first step and asked me out. her reaction : giggling and hiting me lmao. she even remembered how we were dressed : laundromat seven jungkook and streetwear fit for me. another thing is that she know me very well even in her dream😂 i am so much like kook irl : i always wear black and oversized fit.

straight from a fanfic right? hahaha i was living the y/n moment. here’s to being delulu

you can ramble either way, babe, i'll always read and listen 😤 and i love hearing about everyone's dreams, like this one is lmaooo 😭

it's actually so cute and fun? i love how she's your #1 supporter, and ykw, i agree, now you owe her one 😂 her dream koo sounds so much like his actual self. laundromat boyfriend jk trying his best to make you his :') in a gd bathroom :'))) confessing and kissing like :') even im feeling the butterflies here 😂 imagine a fanfic romance like this sigh...

[annavysoul]

I can confirm, they introduced themselves as 3 readers and they made a post how Bee is leaving and starting their own channel. They even made a post to support it and linked the blog, that's how I knew of the Bee drama. But yknow whatever. But they shouldn't demonize those poor future apouses lmao, it's not gonna be them, or any of us.

Warning very long, I got carried away my bad lol

But the drama on tumblr is kinda mild conpared to Youtube "readers". At least the readers here on tumblr try to hide the fact, that they're describing themselves very well but yoooooooo.... Youtube readers are a different breed. Most of them are super young (12-13, but there are a handful of readers old enough to fucking know better) and just straight up describe themselves with no shame. I even found some who put pics of themselves lmao. Me and my friends like to go through readings and bet, who is describing themselves as a spouse. There is one reader who has over 30+ vids on Mrs. J, and most readings are like over 20 mins long. How much is there to know about a person, that doesn't exist yet??? But most YT readers are obssessed with the fact, that Mrs. J is from India, what a coincidence that the reader is also from India lmao. I'm not saying BTS wouldn't ever date someone from that country, I'm saying it's impossible to get a specific country, age, height, religion etc from tarot cards. The pics on the cards might give you clues and the cards can say that the person is different from you, but they go into way too much detail. And it's funny because they're always soooo specific for Jungkook and V, but for the other ones....crickets🦗 On one hand it's so sad bc you have these little girls, putting out their private info, looks and secrets for the whole world to see (these vids have thousands of views) and they don't really grasp the consequences of their actions bc yknow, their just children. The internet never forgets. But on the other hand, you have these grown women who, like I said, should know better than these little girls. Not only do they get so defensive if you don't 100% allign with what they said, they are borderline so obsessed of the idea of being a spouse. Like tf??? Bts aren't Gods. They're very attractive celebs, who's purpose is to entertain people with their contents and music (hence the word idol & entertainer), while they do feed into that perfect bf material scheme, it's up to the fan to not actually develop real romantic feelings (a celeb crush and being a stan is something very different). Most are actually fans for very superficial reasons, they just find them attractive, not the music. And if you take the glitz and glamour of fame and money away, Bts are regular human beings, with flaws and issues. Like. The. Rest. Of. Us. They only show you the best side of them, because it's part of the whole idol package. We truly do not know these people, no matter how sincere or authentic they appear on camera. Like so so many were suprised that they wanted to disband a few years ago, bc they couldn't handle the pressure. These readers always believe if they meet/marry them, their life is going to be better and they feel alive again or smth. Most of these readers actually need therapy, I don't mean that in a condescending way. They imagine that their spouse, a celeb they've never met, will be their sole reason for their happiness and only then they are able to fix their issues and unhappiness. That reeks of co-dependency. And even if they'd become couple and be public, then what? A really big big chunk of Armys are actually in love with Bts, no matter if they even know tarot or not (Armys usually claim that only 2% of the fandom are delulus but that's definetly not true🥴). You'd get send d*eath threats, be harrassed, get doxxed, be hated for all eternity, even if you'd decided to break up. Look what happend with Jk and the tattoo artist he only hugged. She lost her job bc Armys were reporting her, some were trashing her workplace, she got threats, her friends got harassed and doxxed and she lost a friend (Jk). Not only that, but people would legit stalk you and try to hurt you, if you were a romatic partner of Bts. Then you also have the tarot side, who'd try to curse youa nd paint you as the evil demon, who is toxic to member xyz. And I don't think you'd want to spend your entire life locked in your house. And I personally could never deal with like millions of haters, no matter how hot my partner is.

Yoooo! i search again in yt and watch a couple of videos... these are kids for go sake🥺🥺 where are their parents and why they let them public private infoooo?!? internet and children isnt the best combination...

and yess, theres also grown up women and thats really creepy, u can understand that children might do that cause they are young, BUT WHEN U ARE OLD ENOUGH, U SHOULD ACT BETTER!! and i insist, they just trying to prove to themselves and to the world that they are worth it to be with a celebrity, like yeah of course u are worthy, like any of us, but this is not the way u know? its weird, i dont think its sane at all, they just are using the cards to feel better, and thats bs. and if it is just a cope mecanism, plz work on yourself, get help, life its better when u are in a healthy place

also its interesting about mrs being from india and most of all the videos i watch where from indian armys, tarot doesnt work like that, yeah u can feel the energy that its different, perhaps different culture and think that maybe it could be a foreing, but the cards will never tell you something that specific, less if u dont even know in person the people you are reading for

we dont know them at all, and people put them in a such high pedestal just for being famous and hot, so i really have trouble to think that some tarot readers can pick their real energy, im a very intuitive person, but i need to be in the presence of the person to feel their real energy, so to be so specific in a reading they need to energise the cards with the energy of the person, they need to at least shuffle the cards and connect with the reader, sooo thats why i only see these reads as enterteiment, and its bad for the community to claim that we can see ALL of about them.

i'll never forgive the people who threaten the tattoo artist, poor girl, and thats why the guys cant have healthiest relationship, let them have a LIFE