#Johnny cage deserves better fr

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No offense but making johnny cage a descendant of a some uwu special outworld people. Is fucking lame.

And also very sus considering he's one of the only white American characters in the whole series.

So yeah. Making him some uwu special people is very questionable.

Also im sick and tired of people thinking you need to be half something else from some mystical land to be well important or loved or special or unique or be a great character.

Johnny cage was great because he was an average guy. Just some dude. He was the fish out of water. And honestly that's better than making him have "special uwu outworld/edanian blood oooo" wtaf.

Like nrs doesn't suck his dick hard enough as is?! Fanboys gotta do it too?

Let johnny be a normal cringefail good hearted warrior from earthrealm. In fucking peace.

No shipping from fans,no weird anime obscure backstory. Nope just a good ol fashioned himbo. Left,tf,alone. Let jc be plz.

Oh and btw. Fuck nrs for getting rid of johnny cages flavor/signature moves and powers. And fuck any fans for thinking that was a good thing.

Johnny cage deserves better than a crumb of nostalgia bait from games devs trying to chase a mid life crisis high.

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Why do people hate kung lao so much?

More importantly why does canon hate him so much?

He didn't do anything fucking wrong?

They blame it on pride. But is it tho? He is no more prideful than hanzo,no more prideful than liu kang,no more prideful than the shokan,why does he get flack but the others dont?

They blame it on trying to live in liu kangs shadows when liu and lao have always treated each other with respect and as equals. They all just want liu to be like the great kung lao. When that is kung laos direct predecessor. Liu kang isn't even related to the great kung lao. Or isn't supposed to be. They even officially stated they aren't related. But in all media they actually are chill with each other and are besties. And nobody has any fucking problem with lao,at least on the surface. So why in the fighting outside of story do they treat him like shit? Like its so fucking hot/cold and toxic af. Liu kang,johnny cage and to a degree hanzo maybe fujin treats him better.

Also no he didn't forget bo rai chos lessons. The writers did. THE WRITERS FUCKING DID!!!!!!!! BECAUSE KUNG LAO USED WHIRLWIND KICK TO KICK SHANGS ASS IN DEADLY ALLIANCE! AND QUAN CHIS ASS. LIKE HE LEGIT BEAT ASS ON BIG BADS AND THEY FUCKING EITHER IGNORED THAT,RETCONNED THAT TO MAKE LIU KANG BETTER. WHEN THATS ALSO A DISSERVICE TO LIU KANGS CHARACTER TOO. AND NOT TO MENTION KUNG LAO KICKS MAJOR ASS IF YOU CAN FUCKING PLAY HIM RIGHT. y'all salty af if you can't play him and blame it on him being a bad character. Fuck you.

Same goes with any character.

Also not to mention. Everyone who is talking shit has a lot of dirt on them too they aint fucking saints or special. So why is kung lao getting the short end? Every since 9 when they decided to fuck him over and kill him off pettily.

Like fr. They butchered his character in so many ways. And never give him the respect that he not only deserves but actually fucking had. In previous games he was badass and treated very fairly.

SO WTAF HAPPENED?! did nrs get so salty and gamers go so fucking butthurt they got wrecked by kung lao mains they were petty enough to fucking destroy a character for a haha gotcha?! Like wtaf man.

Or is this because nrs plays favorites.

Or is it both?

I guess we'll never know.

This isn't just coming from a kung lao lover.

This is coming from someone who is tired of disrespect to outspoken Characters. And tired of the disrespect to character who have a high sense of fucking honor towards their fam and close bonds with their peeps. In the case of kung lao he is proud of the order he serves.

Can this be reckless? Of course. Thats just how it be if unchecked. That i can see with lao.

But to make it out to be like this god awful thing and treat him like shit and like nobody else is just as guilty or even worse is fucking ridiculous.

Not to mention if you hc him like i do as nurodivergent and has adhd. Yeah....this fucking annoying petty bullshit the characters talk about him gets more infuriating.

I will defend kung lao till the day i die. Not because i love him. But because i cant stand hoes to kick a man down who is just trying his fucking best. And not to mention i hate bullying. Of any kind.

So yeah i will body hoes with a vengeance to dare come at kung lao.

Try me binch.

[mrstsung]

What your Kombat Man Crush/boo thang says about you.

(I will only do certain characters. As there is a lot. Plus i don't wanna be super bias. So here ya go.)

Cw: may or may not be nsfw. Some angst too.

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Kung lao: awwww,you love this dimple cutie pie?! Well for one,you instantly are new friends with me. And two,you understand my love for this hat man! He deserves so much better. So so so much better. It's so tragic he doesn't get the respect he deserves. But im sure you will show him that. 💖⛩

Liu kang: you like the classics. You also like the main heroes of almost every story. You may have to kompete with kitana. But hey. Maybe liu can have two cuties? 💖🐉🔥

Raiden: you are either a sweetheart or an absolute badass. Plus he's a cutie. He's so wise,gentle,and amazing. Good taste. 💙⚡

Fujin: you love the sweetest wind himbo ever! You are friend shaped. You dont take shit. But you don't like to start fights. Plus....you love long white/colored haired characters. 🌬💙

Nightwolf: underrated babe af! You love nightwolf,you get respect points from me. May the great spirit protect you both! Many blessings. 🐺💖

Johnny cage: you love the funny himbos,johnny despite the nrs shitty writing. Is actually a great character. He covers up insecurities and fears with humor. Always trying to make you smile. Very protective. A good father. Fuck what anyone says. He is a good husband material. I support you and johnny! Tho i don't like mr.cage in the spotlight all the time. He doesn't deserve any less respect. He has it from me. So as long as he watches himself. 😎😊

Jax: same as johnny good husband,great father. Honestly Jacqui (and even cassie) deserves good mom figures. So another good choice. 😎

Hanzo hasashi/scorpion: omfg tragic af! But you giving him a second chance at life?! Another clan?! Another family. Omfg my heart can't take the cuteness,the angst,unf my heart 🥺💖😭😭😭😭. Just take him,take him plz! Treat him gently.

Kuai liang/sub-zero: same as scorp. Like plz treat him well. He's been thru so much. Im sure the loss of his bro hits hit hard too. Like damn why are the ninjas so damn tragic?! Boon! how dare?! 😭💙

Shang Tsung: another tsimp after my own heart! 😏😎🔥💖 welcome to the cult er i mean club,club. Yessss. *strokes chin evily* ok but fr,you have taste. You know whats up. You like em stronk,powerful,and bad bois. Like how can you not like shang at least a little bit?! His voice,honeyed words. That little serpentine temptation. That gentle hiss. Those eyes. That devilish smile and laugh. Like i know,just know his king cobra some big somethin somethin! Those abs,them arms,that bod 👀💖....ehemm. sorry😅. Got carried away. But yeah,um. You have good taste. 🐍💚

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I know it's not a lot. And there is so many more characters. But some i just can't really do. I don't really have anything i can think to write properly about them. So forgive me. 🙏🏻💖. Also may do a kombat ladies version soon.