#Juergen Leitner Rant Neil Gaiman Version

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NEIL GAIMAN?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING NEIL GAIMAN GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK WRITER DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING NEIL GAIMAN

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT NEIL GAIMAN I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE WROTE THAT SCENE IN SEASON TWO WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST TO SET HIS FANS LOOSE AND CRYING IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST MESSY HAIR GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said Neil Gaiman waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with Neil Gaiman speaking one word after this episode not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip the intro and the credits when he’s mentioned

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he writes books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some shithead whos a fan of sad gays and wanted to make his version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateNeilGaiman

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned in the credits bc he wrote it and I lost it

where the fuck is Neil Gaiman if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch Gaiman and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when Neil wrote the second season script so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but be happy about the second season of Good Omens