#Neil Gaiman destroyed me

[bloodydrew]

NEIL GAIMAN?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING NEIL GAIMAN GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK WRITER DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING NEIL GAIMAN

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT NEIL GAIMAN I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE WROTE THAT SCENE IN SEASON TWO WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST TO SET HIS FANS LOOSE AND CRYING IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST MESSY HAIR GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said Neil Gaiman waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with Neil Gaiman speaking one word after this episode not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip the intro and the credits when he’s mentioned

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he writes books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some shithead whos a fan of sad gays and wanted to make his version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateNeilGaiman

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned in the credits bc he wrote it and I lost it

where the fuck is Neil Gaiman if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch Gaiman and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when Neil wrote the second season script so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but be happy about the second season of Good Omens

[peblezq]

Good Omens 2 was like reading a 100k fanfic in the middle of the night that you realize was left unfinished and last updated 5 years ago, and you are left alone with this earth-shattering cliffhanger

[chaoticgayomens]

i still cannot get over the fact that like. neil really took archangel gabriel and lord beelzebub from the bible and was like “OKAY WHAT IF THEY FELL IN LOVE. c’mon people they were a PUNK and he did BALLET!! we’re going to have this absolute BIBLICAL GYM BRO fall absolutely head over heels for a BIBLICAL GOTH ENBY!!” i love neil gaiman.

[voids-ideas]

Crowley is going to suffer a lot for what happened, but he'll never take it out on Aziraphale.

He's going to hate himself for the things he could have done differently, for not trying a little harder. For not going with him, for not saying something more.

But never for Aziraphale. Never

[coffeeandstrawberries]

Another lesson one can draw from Neil Gaiman's situation (what an euphemism; sorry my brain is dead) is that we live in times of profound loneliness and people are taking advantage of that. You spend enough time interacting with strangers online — and good chunk of them will consider you their personal friend and subsequently will defend indefensible.

In increasingly fractured media environment it is getting impossible to promote anything without direct interactions with fans. Who can afford it, except for Elena Ferrante? Everyone does it, to some degree. Should we be inheritly suspicious of all creators who go out of their way to embrace their fans?

I don't know. I guess. Probably. I definitely am.

Desire to bask in adoration is narcissistic. If a person indulges it a bit too much — maybe don't get a tattoo with their face. You may regret it down the road.

Parasocial relationships are dangerous. The author is dead. Media can be enjoyed without having personal connections to their creators.

[maculategiraffe]

been rereading sandman

[nastasya--filippovna]

When every darn article and website kept describing Good Omens Season 2 as a Comedy

well nobody's laughing

[orionsangel86]

So in a moment of madness last November I decided to try out having a boyfriend for a short while. 2/10 don't recommend. 4 months putting up with a needy CisHetMan has almost pushed me to a full 6 on the Kinsey Scale. I'm gonna have to put "no Joe Rogan Fans" on my dating profile going forward. Sigh.

Anyway I'm back on Tumblr and I dont recognise this place. 4 months and everything has changed. Who are you people? What are these shows? I do not know these blorbos!

What on earth did I miss? Anyway I'm back and feeling chatty. Come talk to me.

[a-love-like-yours]

Good Omens s2 SPOILERS

Just a reminder that this waist grab canonically happened and I will be basing my entire personality on it for the next few years because it is the only thing letting me hold on to my sanity.

[champgnesny]

i can’t listen to “love of my life” by queen without screaming, crying, throwing up, poking my eyes out, slamming my head on the wall, pulling my hair, eyebrows falling out, rolling on the floor, and thinking of crowley crying about aziraphale too

[skz-miroh]

No because part of Crowley’s rainstorm hypothesis is that “they realise they were made for each other”

He believes that Aziraphale and him were made for each other

[apolloniusaureo]

GUYSSS

If Aziraphale will become an archangel, would Heaven do something to make him forget about Crowley? They know they worked with each other, they know that he could do something to stop the Plan if it won't be actually "good", because Crowley showed him that not everything is good and not everything is bad, and also saw what they did to stop the Apocalypse, obviously. They know he wants to change that place for his lover, so they could be together for eternity. They know that they possibly share 6000 years of memories, where they messed up some of the plans. So, to make sure he will take Gabriel's place and do his job in a way Heaven would like it, would they make Aziraphale live as before meeting with Crowley - sticking to their rules, being fully on Heaven's side? Well, Aziraphale wasn't sticking to rules so much even before talking with demon Crowley, I mean he gave away his sword to humans, because he was worried about them... But Heaven doesn't know about it.

[d3ad-eye-andy]

Since it has been officially established that Aziraphale fell first (but Crowley fell harder), then technically, if we really thinky thunk about it, Angeleyes isn't Aziraphale.

Angeleyes is Crowley.

[ghostofchaos-past]

is this it?? are we back????????

IS THIS IT?!?!?????????

[lennysencen]

hey so I find a new shipname for Crowley and Aziraphale. What do you think of the ineffable divorcees?

It's bad yeh