#KAZUHAAA AND YOOSUNG CRIES

[sprayio]

When the Mystic Messenger gang play Genshin Impact…

Characters: Zen, Yoosung, Jaehee, 707, Unknown, V, Rika

Warnings: SFW. No explicit spoilers for either Genshin Impact OR Mystic Messenger. All Mysmes characters are written in a Casual Story setting. No Deep Story/ Another Story characterisations, other than some references In V/Rika’s HCs!

Genre: Bulleted Headcanons.

ZEN

Immediate Kaeya main. He sees him in the prologue, simps for him, fights with him, dies with him. 

He doesn’t even play the game properly. He only plays for Kaeya.

Loads it up in the morning going “Hey handsome.” Certified Kaeya Kinnie.

Bonus: His fans were the ones who pestered him into playing, so a week later when he posts a Kaeya cosplay on twitter? Everyone goes WILD.

Yoosung

Horrible Gacha luck but he’s addicted. What can I say? In terms of money…there is no money. Officially broke, slave to wishing </3. Respectable following on twitch, but gets so much SHIT from his viewers bc he is so funny to tease LOL.

“Guys stop!! I’m not gonna get c4- Keqing stop saying her name in chat!!! I need Kazuha!!”

Has like half of the 5 stars available bc he keeps losing 50/50s LOL. Certified anemo simp. Razor main forever!! Also likes Bennett. A lot </3. definitely a bennett kinnie.

But when Kazuha came out? Oh my god. He was in LOVE. Here’s a character he truly kins. Just loves Kazuha’s chill energy. (crying wishes Kazuha was real because he wants to be his best friend)

Jaehee

Goldfish, casual spender. Her main source of stress relief after a long day of work. She puts on a Zen musical and vibes as she casually 36 stars abyss with her level 90 Ganyu and Jean.

Anonymous in Yoosung’s streams but out of responsibility she comes on to give him a few tips on building characters and stuff. Unspoken legend in Superman Yoosung’s streams- so good at making team comps that work.

Doesn’t play too much- maybe like 1 hour a day and sometimes skips dailies because of work T_T.

Favourite characters are Jean Ganyu and Chongyun! She admires how hard working they are, and seeing them in her party never fails to brighten her day </3.

Jumin

Crying is he even playing the same game as the rest of us? This isn’t even Genshin anymore straight up- this is the sims.

His AR 25 account is so confusing because somehow he barely did any of the main storyline quests, but here he is in Inazuma casually collecting wood for new furnishings??

100% Zhongli main. Whaled for his c6 but doesn’t know what it does. All he knows is that rock from sky go boom boom and destroy enemies.

Eula and Ningguang appreciator! Uses them to lecture Yoosung and how they rose to power despite their backgrounds.

But at the end of the day, he’s only here for the teapot. And say what you will but…that shit AESTHETIC.

707 

Basically Tony to. Uploads random videos of his solo amber and solo barbara 36 starring Abyss.

Yoosung shit talks him on stream because of how lucky seven is with his pulls, but still only uses amber and Barbara.

Has all the achievements, maxxed EVERYTHING.

Probably a bit soft for Childe though. Projects onto him a lot. Cried in the Teucer quest. Wants Childe to be happy so gets a Zhongli for him (even though he doesn’t use Zhongli). Builds a house for them <3.

Though his main DPS’s are Barb and Amber, his go to supports are Xingqiu and Childe (gets hate comments for using Childe as a support LOL).

Absolutely adores Xingqiu for being a prim and proper young man on the outside, but an absolute MENACE on the inside. Enjoys the Xingyun dynamic he and Jaehee share </3

Unknown

Manical screaming. Meta player. 5 million damage Hu Tao. Hates 4 star DPS’s with a burning passion (especially Amber ♡).

Angry keyboard sounds. Sticks to conventional teams and artifacts. Maybe a streamer using voice distorter/vtuber model LOL. Rants about new players playing the game wrong by crafting Whiteblind for Razor.

Angry Xiao main. Has him c6 with an r5 primod spear. Maxxed talents. SPAMS the poor guy’s burst for every little thing. Small hillichurl? Well it’s time for evIL coNquERiNg.

Scary villain laughter as he plunges through Teyvat one shotting everything. Doesn’t believe in healers bc they’re ‘for the weak’ so he dies a lot. But never shows it on camera.

V

But then there Albedo was. In the first 10 pull. And V has never felt such a strong connection to a fictional character ever before.

ALBEDO.

Started because Seven forcefully installed it on his phone during the Albedo banner in december. Clicked wish randomly and was like “oh boy what does this do” blind hours.

Very nice character owner🥺. Reads all the lore, plays every single character he attains because he doesn’t want them to 'be lonely’. However, Albedo never leaves his number one spot. And then klee in number two because V will do ANYTHING to ensure Albedo’s happiness. But he’ll laugh shyly if anyone asks him about it.

Visits dragonspine and just leaves Albedo AFK in his lab to enjoy the music. Smiles when Albedo sketches during his idle, prompts him to get out a sketch book as well.

Collects flowers, lets anyone into his world. Super wholesome🥺.

Rika

Has never felt more at home in Inazuma. Mondstad was overly cheerful and stifling to her; Liyue overly pragmatic.

Empathises with every Liyue NPC. Loves to enjoy the music and walk around, trying to help anyone and everyone.

Feels a very close connection to Baal</3. Preparing to roll for her. Currently an Ayaka main (appreciates Ayaka very much. Was a little teary when she learned that her parents died).

One side of her kins baal and the other kins Ayaka. Kazuha is her sub DPS, she enjoys bringing him along everywhere.

Understands the feeling of being banished from a place. Kazuha reminds Rika of a little brother she wants to protect, and someone she had to leave behind </3.