#Kabruposting

[eternal-moss]

Kabru the glossy, approachable exterior vs Kabru who nobody knows, not even himself.

Kabru that lives to save humanity vs Kabru who wants a reason to live outside of revenge.

Kabru who will smooth out the bedsheets and gently lay Mithrun down vs Kabru who barely takes care of himself.

Kabru who knows everyone’s personalities and motivations down to the finest level vs Kabru who is fearful of making any permanent attachments.

Kabru who doesn’t hesitate and will strike someone down with fearful efficiency if it means saving others vs Kabru ‘Oh. This is bad. My legs have gone weak.’

Kabru who wants to shoulder the responsibility of humanity’s future. Kabru. ‘And today the world is ending and it’s entirely my fault. Somebody.. please just kill me right now.’

Kabru aged 22, ultor, warrior of humanity. Kabru, a child in the rubble.

[naehilisms]

beast by a different name

[kazzzmataz]

i know theres a lot of talk abt laiostism but honestly we need to talk more abt kabrutism that is an autistic man who put all of his autism points into winning at social interaction

[thepaleelf]

he has bewitched me body and soul

[transurgender]

KABRU SPOTTED🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[yuri-puppies]

We really get to see Kabru exercise his social awareness and his story-crafting skills this episode, like how he tailors his backstory differently to Toshiro and Namari (and the Floke twins out of frame!) - framing the massacre of his people as a result of elven interventionism and focusing on his personal tragedy; contrasting his hardworking mother to the faceless, dispassionate elven forces

vs how he talks about Utaya with the elves, first by making them take him seriously pay proper attention to him, indirectly invoking Milsiril's social capital to present a nepo-baby persona* that paints Kabru as not-like-the-other-tallmen, why he's practically a Canary

*i said persona. if you call him a nepo baby in my notes i will send a squad of trained skunks to your house to eat your plants and spray your kitchen counters and also block you

(baffles me. BAFFLES ME that there are readers who fell for it. at least the Japanese VA did a great job of making it sound just fake enough for the audience to clock it as a successful deception check, so it should be clearer now)

Only then he appeals to their emotion, framing Utaya as being about the elves' misplaced best efforts and the losses they suffered, framing the death of imperial soldiers as equal to the brutal massacre of a large city's worth of people. That emotional appeal and successful positioning of himself as aligned with the Canaries is what allows him to ultimately propose his plan to evacuate the dungeon.

[treasureplcnet]

kabru of utaya

this is based on portraits of nepali shah kings!! the various ones i referenced are here :)

[anglerflsh]

born to be the favourite of a 17th century King who is let loose with internal and external politics and then assassinated for fear that he's taking control of the crown more than the actual king and for the homosexual allegations. Forced to post on tumblr dot com instead

[mobblespsycho100]

honorary business guy of all time

[acrophylll]

kabruposting

[fondcrimes]

I started my kabrupost being like “ch 76 is not just about labru it’s about kabru” but by the time I wrote the ending I was genuinely huffing labru copium in my school library lmfaooo

[eternal-moss]

Also obligatory Kabruposting

Spoilers for ep17 under the cut. Kabru moments that made me lose it

Kabru fans around the world were destroyed by this. The gentle stroke after his head was split open :( there were some brutal deaths, it’s hard to compare them, but his was so sudden.

^person who is definitely not traumatised

Ueueueueueueueueueue. Ueue.

^person who is most certainly not traumatised

Kabru’s party when killing people :D

Kabru’s party when eating eggs D:

(I love how horrified they all look. Holm, I love you but we aren’t forgetting the undyne short, that is easily way more disgusting than eating harpy eggs)

Look at him. Bro I just love Kabru :,)

[mahgck]

watching dungeon meshi. the mutuals kabruposting does not prepare you for kabrus actual appearances in the show

[helenas-crashed-car]

Btw no matter how much I kabrupost marcille is my favorite character kabru just happens to make me deeply deeply ill

[citrus-feline]

a brief collection of tags i have used when kabruposting

[transurgender]

ohhhggg my god. i just realized kabrus gonna have an actual voice. we're gonna hear him yell out "I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU" in like an actual voice. that hes gonna have and talk with. dear fucking god