#LAUGHINGGGG

[stromer]

clocked him a bit

[swifty-fox]

your benny/brady fic made me reconsider religion, it’s just that good

JOHN DONNELLY BRADY IN KFAK HAS OCD AND RELIGIOUS COMPULSIONS HE IS NOT A GOOD SELLING POINT FOR CATHOLICISM!!!!!

[transneilyoung]

this topster i made when i was 13 was quite a thing....

[flyingfabio]

jack 'defender of drunk driving offenses, bottler of top 3 finish while being on the championship winning bike and all around pecco's pet' miller saying that riders* should shut the fuck up and fix their shit bike

*riders who are motogp world champions which he is not btw

[iwonderwh0]

"I thought it didn't have cameras in most areas. This was proof it had been holding out on me again. Two: the video effects were smoother and more polished than anything I could have done, and that just made me more furious. This was a vid conference link for humans trying to figure out how screwed they were, not a professional newsfeed production. ART had dissolved the edges and corrected the colours just to show off. Next it would be providing theme music and mission logo. My performance reliability hit 60% and I could talk again. I said 'Fuck you, ART' "

[mantomhive]

i’m so autistic omfg one time when i was like 15 i went to the mall in the notoriously shitty racist xenophobic republican white trash neighborhood and there was an old obese biker man wearing a shirt that said ‘i beat anorexia’ and I genuinely, earnestly thought to myself ‘wow he’s so brave good for him :)’...

[opopsums]

[clip from Scars S10 E14]

eepo are you a top- are you a muffin top or a muffin bottom

the people need to know eepo

[gregoftom]

what do you mean you don’t think you’re gonna be buried at my side

[lindszeppelin]

[todayisafridaynight]

can they kill majima please please please please please

Swinging between ‘i need majima hit by a truck’ and ‘they should make five more majima games where fuck all happens’ at a very rapid pace ngl

[peacefulharu]

i dunno if its just me, but jk fandom kinda have less crack fics than i expected.

like, yeah, i love fluff, and those intense angsty after-war fics. but damn, crack fics are food for my soul lol

[were--ralph]

SCREAMING why this lady say I look like the guy from Blade 2

[iwonderwh0]

In a human AU Markus would probably just have heterochromia but I also kinda like the idea of him becoming blind on one eye as a result of some Event.

Then he either visually have a blind eye, has a prosthetic one (that might be another color) or has an eye patch

Lmao, wait, now I really like the idea of Human!Markus having a prosthetic but realistic eye of another color

Can be a party trick

"I really like your eyes."

"Thanks! You can have a closer look if you want. Here, let me just-"

*pulls prosthetic eye out*

[blazeball]

i presented my attorney's badge to him as a joke because i do that to everyone and that conversation made me feel siiiiick. head in my hands. these two are going to kill me

[pikslasrce]

this shouldnt be so funny to me but it is

[witchblade]

dieshe wanna dieshe wanna run it (run it)