#LIKE OH GOD I NEED TO LOOK UP THE SETLIST BECAUSE IM NOT ok time to stop yelling

[dany36]

RIP to England but My Queen still lives and she Sold Out 👑

[cursestothemoon]

Hi!! I just saw your hd of Fred dating and actress and it was SO GOOD!! 👏😍 could you do one but instead of an actress a famous singer??

OoOoOoOo

y e s. 

alrighty

buckle in

this is gonna be gewd

so we are gonna start with the two ways of how you guys would meet 

number one 

you are a witch and also a famous singer 

ginny is going through her rebellious phase 

you know how it is

and homegirl is bLASTING your songs in her room

and Gred and Forge just happen to be visiting 

Fred would just

pause for a moment because 

wow

that’s the most beautiful voice hes ever heard and the lyrics are really speaking to him

our mizunderstood king

so naturally he busts into Ginny’s room and is like who is t h a t

and ginny would have a poster of you up

aH

and obviously it’s a magical one so you are dancing and singing 

and she’d just point to the poster and be like 

that’s Y/n, she toured with Weird Sisters 

From that moment on

fred was in love

he wouldn't shut up about you

George would get him merch

he’d try to go to concerts 

then the day came

T H E  D A Y

him and george got a phone call asking if they could use the shop in a photoshoot for some celebrity

the pay was pretty hefty so they agreed

what fred didn’t expect was for you to walk in 

makeup done, hair done 

my man lost his marbles

“gEORGE DID YOU SEE WHO IT IS?”

“....y/n-”

“iTS Y/N L/N.”

apparently your new album has to do with fireworks, sweets? 

idk you choose

wait now i can't get the music video for fergalicious out of my head

either way you are there 

and there is a photoshoot happening 

and i think fred would be rather shy at first 

hes a grown 21 year old and he has a newspaper clipping of you in his bedroom

its a bit intimidating 

but then he thinks about it 

and hes like??? she’s in mY shop

yeah she’s Y/n L/n, she's insanely talented and has played at sold out arenas but only I know where the bathroom is

if you caught that nudge we should be friends :)

so anyway

yeah he was like this is my time to shiNE 

would be the biggest flirt 

and you think hes honestly quite charming 

and stUPIDLY GOOD LOOKING 

you’d score yourself a date

and fred was beyond excited 

not only for the date

but for ginny’s reaction

aLRIGHT NOW WE HAVE THE SECOND WAY

you are a muggle

and he has no idea you exist

until one year for Hermione’s 19th 

a sort of ode to the last year of being a teenager 

she wants everyone to go to a concert 

your concert 

Harry and Ron would be the only ones who have heard of you

Harry because he went through a phase 

and Ron just hears Hermione talking about you

but yeah a group of them would go

fred and george included 

it’s a party everyone's coming out

so they are all waiting for it to start 

fred’s just hanging out

throwing back a beer 

what not 

then it starts

lights

fog machine

idk

but his attention has been grabbed 

then you come out and he is just ❤️👄❤️

ok let’s say you are a lana del rey type of artist 

fred would, once again, lose his marbles

and he’d just be so captivated by you

and the words

dADDY ISSUES???

gets a bit hot and bothered

will also tease Hermione for listening to such suggestive songs

or let’s say you are more pop punk

maybe grunge

oOOOO

GRUNGE 

im thinking of Hole

courtney love

strictly speaking of her music and not her as a person

still very hot and bothered

maybe more so

he is a head banger

will either create or join the mosh pit 

will buy a t-shirt on the way out

ok afterwards they would go to a club or bar nearby 

super popular one 

kind of a big deal

guess who walks in

g u e s s

you do 

with a few friends

a few roadies 

you know the homies and what not 

and i think you’d be the first to see him because lets be honest

you noticed him in the crowd 

hes tall and cute 

also for the sake of this lets say they had really good seats

and fred would notice that you were there when you ‘coincidentally’ took a seat next to him at the bar

there is a good chance he would be taking a sip of his drink when he noticed and would choke 

hA what a dork

but yeah you guys would definitely hit it off

Hermione would also lose her shit

ah you would party with them

it would be so much fun oh my god

ok now that you guys are together

which ever origin story you prefer

we need to get into the relationship

you would sing 

constantly 

throughout the house 

and when he caught you singing he’d just stand there, a bit hidden, and just listen 

wHEN YOU HAD TO LEAVE FOR TOUR HE’D BE SO SAD OH MY GOD THEN AFTER YOU LEFT HED BE INCREDIBLY GRUMPY

george will write to you telling you to immediately come back because he is done with fred’s shit

obviously you can't

but fred would take any opportunity he could get to come see you

iF YOU WROTE A SONG FOR HIM AND SANG IT ON STAGE HE WOULD TEAR UP

or lets say you guys got in a huge fight 

talks of breaking up

but he’s still watching your live shows 

and you start singing the song that you had wrote about him

but now it’s so much sadder and you are trying not to cry and Fred would just diE

would immediately see you as soon as possible to resolve the issue, talk it out, and stay together because you canNOT LEAVE HIM

if he’s having a bad day he will try to subtly ask you to sing him to sleep

but that's only in the beginning

“I don’t know work was stressful today, i think im going to go to bed.”

“alright, you want to be alone or you want me to come with you”

“can you come...and... you know I haven't heard the new song yet...could you sing it for me?”

aH hes so cute

also i am a firm believer that when he is in a bad mood he is the biggest baby

but anyway

he’ll get more comfortable with asking you and eventually just ask you to sing for him when you guys are cuddling

oK HE’D ALSO BE THE COCKIEST LITTLE SHIT 

hes such a tease

its a bout to get just a little nsfw 

“come on, love, let’s hear your beautiful voice.”

take that how you will

aH he has a before show ritual

right before you get on stage 

if he is in town and with you

he will give you one kiss for each song on your setlist 

and as you go to walk onto stage he will smack your butt

a gentle tap

he says it’s for good luck 

[chickenfetus]

i was tagged by @softshouyous​ (my mum saw me trying 2 copy nd paste ur post fck i had a heart attack kill m, she proceeded to tell not to make friends online LMAO) 

how tall are you? - 5′0 // 154 cm what color and style is your hair? - black,, browish red tjat r like in streaks (making it look like its dyed even though its noT) when its in the sun and its like?? crazy idk man but ik its not straight what color are your eyes?- fucking black do you wear glasses or contacts? - glasses!!! do you wear braces? - yeahhhh its been 3 years dammit what is your fashion style? - bad its bad,,,, lol i wear fucking blue (the blue screen kinda blue) shorts with everything?? i need a better sense of fashion lololol when were you born?- december 26 folks u could just call me god how old are you?- 15,, ,, do you have any siblings? - an older brother just like falen what school/college do you go to? - what the fuck shit kinda qni is this what kind of student are you? - um. .... i always do my homework the day its due and study on the test day itself so im pretty great tahnks what are your favorite subjects? - biology and pe (wakes me up i love pE) what are your favorite shows? - theres voltron,, haikyuu!!, hmm m, daiya?? recently got back into that,, bnha at the moment ya. .. ..... what are your favorite movies? - i don’t really watch movies LOL (this is falen’s answer but im keeping it bc relatavke) what are your favorite books? - something that had to with the sun i dont remember the title its been so long since i pciked up a book what are your favorite past times? - staying at home pplaying my dum idol games and watching anime great lfie do you have any regrets?  - not being a better friend what is your dream job? - dying would you like to get married? where? - id like 2 get married 2 lance in space i’m leaving this question out because it was lame and creating my own. do you think chester the rat terrier is the cutest and greatest dog on the planet? - ??? same falen lmao th eufkc is this do you want kids? how many? - i already have so many do you like shopping? - i guess?? i never do it though no friends no time how many countries have you visited? - um. ... hm. .. many?? let me make a list so i can count

malaysia (kota kinabalu)

australia (perth, melbourne though i dont rmb that)

uk (london, manchester, liverpool, york, uhh, edinburgh??)

indonesia (bali!!)

thailand (phuket)

hong kong!! (thats in china i think lol even i dont know)

japan (hokkaido, tokyo i gotta go back i was young when i went)

that shld b all but knowing my memory i may have left one or two out tho i doubt that

what was your scariest dream? - had to do with roaches lmao do you have any enemies? - no real enemies but there was a girl and idk if she still thinks of me as her enemy (god i hope not) but she said i was her love rival (p sure shes dating the girl she thought i liked or smth) go her do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? - i have lance put your phone on shuffle. without skipping post the first 15 songs that play okay but let me finish this song first,, the songs will either b in japanese or english be warned (im gonna put a link to every song bc why not)

1. ok so first we have a cover of happy synthersizer by aho no sakata and some other utaite i dont hear much of anymore 2. fuck the next one is a lil embarrassing but yolo LMAO its unpredictable by 5sos (its old so it probably sounds bad but it sounds okay 2 me but i just might b deaf) 3. ok this is a good one all right its reason living by SCREEN mode (its the bsd opening for the 2nd season heh) 4. goddamn everything’s fuckign japanese a cover of tokyo summer session by the utaities amatsuki and 96neko 5. its in english this time thank god the weigh down by the amity affliction my music taste is all over the damn place 6. you only live once, the yoi ed lmao 7. nightmare by the amity affliction (again) 8. st. patrick by pvris 9. alone by (??) marshmello its not exactly.. 10. death of a strawberry by dance gavin dance i LOVE this one ok 11. heartache on the big screen by 5sos 12. dirty laundry by all time low gooD SHIT i sWEAR 13. oh no by bring me the horizon 14. under the stars by secret eyes i reALLY REALLY LIKE THIS ONE 15. welcome to war by aliens ate my setlist

taggingggg: nobody god this took me forever i loveed it regardless!!! thaknu flne time to SLEEP 

edit: it wouldnt fukcing post ytd so im posting it now and i do not have 2 sleep anymoe bc im awaek and kicking (lena’s beefy ass)