#LIKE WE CALL IT THE POLYCULE AS 21TH CENTURY READERS
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out of all the things to expect from Dracula, i didn’t expect to see, in the text, van Helsing going “oh my GOD we’re ACTUALLY a polycule”
#LIKE WE CALL IT THE POLYCULE AS 21TH CENTURY READERS#I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE VAN HELSING SAY - VERBATISM -#'Then this so sweet maid is a polyandrist and i am a bigamist'#LIKE. IT'S TEXT. LMAO.#ichatalks#dracula daily#Jack going 'i don't see how it is funny' but tbh i've been laughing ever since Arthur said giving Lucy blood was like marriage#bc i leaped to the same thought as Van Helsing and then the text just confirms it
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