#LIKE. romo all 3 of them is fine. i think its cute! but its not what i was writing and its not what im gonna be writing 😔😔😔

[mamawasatesttube]

man. you know, i clean forgot about it, but now that i'm thinkin about it again, i think one major reason i haven't written much queerplatonic konbart is that i did do that in sotm, but people like. don't read author's notes i guess. it wasn't a TON, but there were enough commenters that were like "omg, this kind of reads like youre going for the ot3" that it got grating on me like. hey. hey listen. hey. not every intimate and committed relationship needs to be romantic. do you understand me. ive said so many times i write bart as aroace, and his and kon's relationship is deeply committed and very affectionate without the romance. augh.

which i mean... i have nothing against romantic konbart like i do enjoy that too!! but my favorite flavor is aroace bart + queerplatonic relationship. and i kinda like,,,, idk. idk. my arospec ass is just preemptively tired of having to explain that over and over again if i ever start writing them more often. 😔😔😔

[emsleyanbluejay]

Kris/oc Benazir tumblr is a bitch and deleted the ask I'm sowwy

Let’s try this one more time.

1. What made you ship it?

If I’m honest? The BTE bit where he’s feeding her chips(?) and she’s trying so hard not to corpse. As I said, I want what they have.

2. What are your favorite things about the ship?

To quote my tags: “Pick up the Orange. Hold the Orange.” Kris knows what she wants, and she takes it, within reason.

Other than that, it’s that sometimes they have all the braincells but most of the time they’re ping-ponging their last remaining one back and forth between them too fast to get more than half a coherent thought out of it. Honestly, I read both of them as ADHD, running on a wavelength all their own. Kris clearly has a hyperfixation on humans, while Orange has executive dysfunction issues, but together it’s ADHD to ADHD Communication at its finest.

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

You’re gonna make me say it, huh? Alright, fine.

BTE is wrong about their relationship. The backstage confession with sleeping OC is cute, but it’s wrong. You’re really gonna look me in the face and tell me this alien has enough social skills and awareness of human romance to recognize what a crush actually is, much less become a flustered dork around the man she’s already decided is hers in a friend way? Get out of here.

Once someone clues her in as to what human romance is, Kris 100% thinks that the strong positive feelings she has for Orange are romantic because of course they are. And it’s a new, fun thing about humans, so she’s going to somewhat clumsily go all-out. She can be a bit pushy about “This is Romance. We are Romancing.” sometimes, but hey, Orange likes that she takes the lead. He’s more certain than she is that the aforementioned feelings are not necessarily romantic, but they can cross that bridge when they come to it. It’s not like he minds the kind-of-dating thing they’ve got going on anyway.

TBH I really see them as romo-positive wtfro/romo-neutral aroflux solidarity. They end up with a QPP that involves a few traditionally romantic elements, but nothing about their usual dynamic fundamentally changes.

[iyliss]

Destinyship for the ship ask meme, as asked by @sleepy-space-nerd General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? Forever, whatever their relationship is, it’ll always be an important part of their life.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? -It took Saiou 10 years to understand Edo was his friend, and he’ll probably never truely gets the subtleties of feelings (and whatever romantic ones are supposed to be). Anyway, his affection for Edo went through such complication it’s hard to tell exactly when it became love. As for Edo, he fell the moment Saiou smiled to him.

How was their first kiss? I have a hard time not seeing canon saiou as quite touch (and romo) repulsed, so it’d pretty much be an awkward try followed by the promise to never try ever again. But I do have some AU where it’s different and it has been many things , desperate, soft and hesitant, passionate... My fav one is in an angel/vampire au where saiou was disowned by heavens for protecting Edo, and he’s dying they have a last kiss which actually turns him into a fallen angel, so a physical being, so he can be saved.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Edo

Who is the best man/men? - Judai

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Mizuchi

Who did the most planning? - Both I think? Edo got the money, and Saiou is a manager so he must know a bit about planning events.

Who stressed the most? - They immediately knew the risk of both of them stressing to death was too strong, so they took much disposition so it didnt happen (it still did)

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. Since it’s supposed to be a happy time, they organized it for themselves and the people they both appreciate. which is something like 3 people including a cat. So yeah, it was pretty small.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Almost everyone? Edo did have some friend he could invite, but Saiou was scared of them.

Sex: (i cant really answer the questions cuz same as kiss, for me default canon saiou is too aspec for this and probably slightly disgusted. But i have other stories where it’s more or less different. Can range anywhere from both of them being very soft and awkward, to saiou being ace but still actively going for it. But i guess the common  point is always that Edo is the most hesitant, he’s scared Saiou would accept just to please him, and he has this kind of “pure” vision of him which made him feel a bit bad about his desires and all? but it’s also a big ass mess. And i dont like talking abt sex in public anyway.)

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - none.

How many children will they adopt? - legally? not much since they can’t just adopt a whole orphanage. Actually? a WHOLE lot. (and also in one post canon story: aki)

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -both

Who is the stricter parent? - Edo tries, someone has to do it

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - They *are* doing the stunts with them and it also let them make sure it’s safe.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Saiou

Who is the more loved parent? - Per votes, Edo because he’s the one who comes the most to the orphanage. But the few who prefer Saiou do without any doubt.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Saiou, Edo wishes but he’s away every single time.

Who cried the most at graduation? -Saiou but that’s not even special.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Edo just needs to say his name and things are fine.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - They both do, but Edo puts a little more effort in it.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? -As we know per tag force canon: Edo loves meat and rich kid food and hates veggie/poor people food. Saiou just like anything as long as it’s edible.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Edo tries.

How often do they bake desserts? - Not so often, they don’t have a very sweet tooth.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Edo loves meat. Saiou kind of want to go on the vegan side of things but so his health hasnt permitted it.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - They both try, but always guess it too easily.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Edo

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -They both almost did when they were kid.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Saiou

Who is really against chores? - Saiou don’t really like some due to sensory issues

Who cleans up after the pets? - Both

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - none

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Saiou for the simple reason that people

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Saiou?

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Saiou because: hair

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - they don’t have dogs.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Often, they’re both quite creative and Edo loved making his own decoration as a kid.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Making sure the other is happy and safe

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - If you don’t wake up saiou and he feels safe, he will use everysingle moment of actual sleep he can get. One of his habit from childhood that never left.

Who plays the most pranks? - Edo sometimes do, and its mostly stupidly cute things like hiding a very cute note somewhere.