#LLtHW

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Anyway gosh I love Artbreeder, shit is useful as hell. Look at my girls. they turned out so beautiful. 🙏🏼 @bucketofchum 👀👀👀👀 

EDIT: I made a few minor improvements....

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I am so unspeakably pleased to announce that after roughly FIVE years of work, I am finally starting to publish my first Lessons Learns the Hard Way book. 

The first book is entitled Chaos Cannot Be Controlled and follows July, Emma, and Nytep in their efforts to figure out themselves and their relationships while also dealing with hostile supernatural creatures. There’s love (platonic and romantic), there’s magic, there are secrets and lies, and in the end, there will be some very tough decisions to make. 

I currently have three parts published (roughly 3k words altogether) and will be figuring out an update schedule soon. So if you enjoy snappy dialogue, complex characters, and the occasional bit of wordplay, please check it out! If you like what you see, please subscribe so you’ll never miss an update. 💖

[You can also read it on WattPad here. The updates will be slower, but they’ll all be fully completed scenes.]

Oh, I almost forgot to mention: the cover art was done by the amazing @arkkosun​! They were an absolute joy to work with and produced an amazing cover, so I definitely recommend commissioning them! Full cover art under the cut because this is already a really long post and I’m sure you’re going to be seeing it very often in the near future~

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“𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠…” 

“𝒜𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝓇𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝓃, 𝑀𝓊𝑒𝓇𝓉𝒾𝓉𝒶.” 

 A.k.a Death escorts her smol succubus gf back to Hell for some party Lucifer's hosting & tries to avoid all the mortals she's sent there. 👀 (ref for Valen’s dress/pose under the cut)

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New episode of CCBC out today! Also, please look forward to Sunday’s update with me, as Everyone’s Favorite Antagonist is finally making his debut appearance!

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Sometimes a family is a jaded Millennial recluse, her aggressively-optimistic Gen Z student, and an ancient eldritch god of Chaos. And that’s okay. 

New CBCC episode out today!

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Since I haven’t made a proper feature post of it yet: here is the beautiful cover that the amazing @arkkosun drew for me! I won’t write five paragraphs of description this time, but I will say that if you’re interested in checking out the story (which involves a bunch of magical nerds figuring out how to love themselves and each other), you can read it on Tapas here or on WattPad here.

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Kitty: Let me get this straight...

Emma: more like let me run this bi you

Nytep: let’s see how this pans out

Cupid: guys this is nb-lievable

Marie: can we ace-ess the situation?

Valen: I’m gay

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still obsessed with this exchange between Zephyr and Cupid and never EVER shutting up about it

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Hey so I’m gonna start publishing an urban fantasy novel next week. you guys wanna. ask me questions about these babes? (pictures of a Chaos god, a Death god, some Seers, and a beautiful succubus under the cut, most art done by arkkosun)

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New episode of my Urban Fantasy novel, Chaos Cannot Be Controlled, out today on Tapas! In which the God of Death may or may not be kind of a useless lesbian. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Fun fact: the antagonist of this story was literally plucked right from the pages of H.P. Lovecraft's work. My version has all the unknowable, chaotic eldritch spirit with none of the gross racist undertones!

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since I’m currently having such a hard time dressing a grown man, here’s another one for the Stupid LLtHW Memes collection

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Hello naughty children it’s update time~

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Soon, babeys~. Like tomorrow soon!!

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It occurred to me recently that I can genuinely describe my book as “what happens when you take an introverted Millennial and a bubbly Gen Z kid and make them deal with demons and shit tryna eat their souls?”

The answer is one of them writes an informative codex detailing dangerous immortals and the other one makes TikToks captioned “lol this fairy really asked if he could have my name. He tried it.”

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New episode of Chaos Cannot Be Controlled today, featuring the one and only C.C. Black--the Crawling Chaos, the Stalker among the Stars, the Prince of Darkest Dark--otherwise known as Nytep! Our main antagonist, inadvertent love interest, and one of my favorite characters is FINALLY making his debut.