#LMAO HERMES IS LIKE HEEEY WTF

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“ at least we’re both the same kind of stupid. ” ares @ hermes hehe

"What? Stupid? I'm not stupid. Unlike you, Ares, I don't rely on brute strength to get what I want. I rely on my wit and my ability to sweet talk others. Do you do that? I don't think so."

Hermes huffs, bristling a little. Is he as offended as he's acting? Well, no, but a lie is a lie is a lie, and he's the best of the best. "What did you want anyways?"