#;Hermes

[audaciiaearchive]

“ at least we’re both the same kind of stupid. ” ares @ hermes hehe

"What? Stupid? I'm not stupid. Unlike you, Ares, I don't rely on brute strength to get what I want. I rely on my wit and my ability to sweet talk others. Do you do that? I don't think so."

Hermes huffs, bristling a little. Is he as offended as he's acting? Well, no, but a lie is a lie is a lie, and he's the best of the best. "What did you want anyways?"

[zendeyas]

Lupita Nyong'o & her cat Yoyo – Glamour (2024)

[nuria-keller-arts]

More Hermes because this unhinged guy is somehow curing my burnout

[hanpaopaoo]

I thought Hermes' tortoise is a new addition to Hades 2 but I just realized the lil fella had always been there 😂😂 which leads to...

A personal speculation to why it looks so happy in the second game now.. that spot must've provided quite some view

I'd be grinning too if I were in its place.

[nico-di-angelato]

live reaction of hermes dropping off the package

[side-eyes]

🐦

[bkyngw]

i find it absolutely hilarious that melinoë and hermes seem to be the only ones able to completely understand charon despite the difficulties

[mythology-void]

guys holy crap look what I just found

THE FREAKING TRANSITION IM ON THE FLOOR

[thecrowinacrown]

So.

[cloudyfacewithjam]

Hermes design in Hades 2 looks… interesting 👀💍

[hymnoeides]

'Cause I'm stuck with your stories

[sloanslone]

Hey, so I thought of this! (Pls be nice)

Since Hermes comes to Uber Ody(spoilers)...

Hermes Vs Calypso :p

My designs might change though.... 😭

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Athena: I PLAYED YOUR GAME AND WON!

Zeus: YOU DARE TO DEFY ME?! TO MAKE ME FEEL SHAME?! NO ONE BEATS ME! NO ONE WINS MY GAME!!!

Hermes, taking the Monopoly board away: Okay I think that's enough for family game night.

[nuria-keller-arts]

Help, Epic the musical (specifically Hermes and his stupid pigeon laugh) has me on a chokehold

[madart9]

Hc that Hermes created the Lin Manuel persona as a joke but Hamilton was wildly successful so he just kept it up and Apollo is FURIOUS that a) he’s overstepped into his domain and b) he’s so damn GOOD at it (much to the chagrin of literally everyone)

It’s like the dam cow thing all over again, but this time instead of stealing fifty of his cows Hermes stole his bit.

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Hermes and Poseidon both struggling to stay away from their sons and being haunted by what the Fates have in store for them meanwhile Hades click clacking around the underworld palace with his little heels thinking of sea puns to tell Percy