#LOL /perv

[hawkinsbnbg]

Eddie’s lucky charm was a polaroid of Steve’s pussy. Pretty and covered in lace, glistening and flushed with Eddie’s loving kisses.

It was tucked safely in his wallet, taken discreetly after one night when Steve had been too out of it to hear the noise when the camera went off.

And though it made him look like a huge creep, Eddie couldn't help but keep taking those photos without Steve’s notice and put them into his secret collection.

He just loved his baby so much, okay? There was no law that forbade him from thirsting after his husband. Not even when he knew Steve would yell at him if the cat was out of the bag.

If was the keyword here.

Because Eddie was always careful and on the alert, making sure his every move was surreptitious, only taking the goods after Steve was asleep or too delirious to catch him red-handed.

Only that Eddie never expected Steve to have already known about his perverted hobby and have been playing along this whole time.

The reason Steve still pretended to be oblivious was because he liked to be put on display for his husband, and he also kinda got off on it.

One day, he would “confront” Eddie about those photos and demand something in return. But it wasn’t today.

Today, he was going to “conk out” right after being fucked stupid again, and try to not get too worked up when Eddie manhandled him around for better angels.

[illusioncanthurtme]

Hold on, before I go to bed, I wanna ask a question. I was reading book of bill. Still haven't finished it yet. But I'm surprised I haven't seen more people talking about this in dippers search history:

This took me aback. This is my first time reading any of the gravity falls print media, so was there any implication of dipper crushing on pacifica before this?? In the journals or comics? My gf knowledge is pretty limited to the show (and now the half of book of bill I've read so far.)

[newobsessioneveryweek]

A little redraw for @apollosgiftofprophecy she's been deprived for too long

🫴🏻✨

Here's the Original

Which do you prefer? I think Commodus looks wayyy more sinister in this version and Lester looks more... Scared :(

The song I imagine playing in the background of this scene is "Bad Blood" by Taylor Swift 😄 it just fits

[catsoupki]

yuuji 'lemme see that ass shake' itadori & megumi 'breathe for me, love, so you can kiss me better' fushiguro

[kisspire]

i know this is old news but i love character who would rather die than admit they need to pee x character who is soooo shameless and loud about needing to go. like it’s the best dynamic i love it sm

esp if like… the stoic, hates admitting their need one has a pretty decently sized bladder and can generally hold for a long time, so their shy nature doesn’t get them in trouble too often… but this also leads them to be really overconfident about their bladder capacity. so when it’s bad it’s really bad, and they refuse to admit to anyone how bad it is (until, of course, there’s no hiding it… either due to uncontrollable squirming or obvious wetness)

and when the shameless one has a really small bladder and gets desperate fairly often/has a lot of close calls… that’s really good too!! more whining = more chances for them to accidentally torture the stoic one without realizing lol. plus i’d imagine they “cry wolf” a lot and complain about needing to go when they’re not that desperate, so when it actually gets really bad the other one doesn’t believe them!! (esp if they “just went”!!)

[abitterboy]

Rainy Daze

Genre: Smut (Seungmin)

Summary: Seungmin drives you home on a rainy evening.

Word Count: 2k

Warnings: Pervert Seungmin, horny thoughts, masturbation, men whimpering/moaning

(unedited and written quickly as i’m super busy rn but this thought plagued my mind. i had originally wanted to write this for jisung because im obsessed with perv ji but realized i have nothing for seungmin so here we go)

“Shit shit shit!”

Seungmin looked up to see where that voice sounded from and saw you stressed out in your car. The engine wouldn’t start and it was pouring outside. You got out of your car and kicked the tire before looking up at the sky and remembering the rain that you had just walked through. Your hands shot up over your head as you opened the door to sit back in your car defeated. He stood there confused as to what he should do as he held his umbrella over his head. Seungmin and you worked together and he has always kind of had a thing for you. You had been very helpful to him when he first started working there and were always eager to lend a hand. On top of your good work ethic, you were also extremely sexy and he swears he's never seen anyone look so good in button downs and skirts. He knew it was ridiculous but he daydreamed about you all the time. Especially if he found you bent over to pick up something or saw you through your office window with your top shirt buttons undone and your hair down. You were his greatest fantasy. Before connecting his brain to his feet, he started walking towards your car. He honestly had no idea what he was gonna say, but he wanted to provide you with some sort of comfort or solution in your time of need. Once reaching your car, he knocked on the window and accidentally startled you. He put his hand up and mouthed a “sorry” before you lowered your window. Even drenched in rain, you were still so beautiful. The way your hair clung to your face and your eyelashes stuck together, created an entirely new beauty on you that he had never seen.

“I uh- I see you’re having some car troubles.”

You laughed pathetically and put your hands to your forehead in defeat.

“Well I knew this piece of junk would crap out on me one day. I just really hoped it wouldn’t be a day as soon as this one.”

Seungmin saw the stress in your face. He looked across the lot at his car, and the only solution he could think of blurted out of his mouth.

“I could drive you, you know? Maybe uh-um if you want me to I mean.”

You looked in the direction of Sungmin's car and back at Seungmin before smiling.

“I would really appreciate that. Let me just get my stuff real quick.”

Seungmin nodded and watched as you got your purse and other belongings out of the car. He found it odd when you folded up a sweater and held it close to your chest instead of putting it on.

“Don’t you want to wear that? You’re less likely to get as wet if you do.”

“It’s foolish of me to keep this dry isn’t it? It’s just that I really like this jacket and I don’t know if I’ll have enough time to wash it tonight and wear it tomorrow. I’d hate for it to smell like rain at work.”

You slowly got out of the car and Seungmin extended the umbrella to you. You tried to gently push it back towards him, but he insisted. You pushed it back one more time but this time inched your way closer to him so you could both be covered by the umbrella. He tensed up at how close you were. Your wet shirt allowed for your bra to show through it and he tried hard not to stare but he couldn't help but glance as the two of you walked to the car. Seungmin walked to your side first and opened the passenger door to let you in.

“Thank you.”

You lowered your head first and bent into the car to throw your belongings in the back. Seungmin held the umbrella above you as he stared at the way your back bent and the way your ass was sticking out the car so close to him. He didn’t dare move and had to hold back his lustful thoughts of you so he wouldn’t embarrass himself by popping a boner. Despite him being confident and brave in his head, he knew he was too shy to actually act on any of his thoughts or feelings. You slid into the car and he made his way to his side to get in and start the car. You put your address into his phone and he started on his way. You looked out the window at the rain falling. Usually you enjoy rain but this was absolutely not one of those moments.

“I really appreciate this, Seungmin. You're a lifesaver.”

He shook his head and looked over at you for a second.

“No it was just the right thing to do.”

You smiled and turned to look at Seungmin. His sleeves were rolled up and he was super focused on the road. He honestly looked kind of… pretty? His facial features were soft yet had a sharpness to him, huh you had never noticed that before.

The ride wasn”t filled with much chatter but you two made small talk about a lot of things. It was not awkward at all and you actually enjoyed the ride with him. Once you made it to your house you went to grab your stuff out the back seat and thanked Seungmin again.

“You’re the best. I swear.”

Seungmin realized that you now had no car and wondered how you were gonna make it to work tomorrow.

“Um, would you need me or maybe want me to drive you to work tomorrow? I’m not too far from here it wouldn't be too out of my way.”

“Oh my god I wasn’t even thinking about tomorrow. Again, you save my ass. Yes I’d appreciate that. I’ll put my number in your phone and buy you some gas to make up for it.”

You grabbed his phone as he insisted you didn’t owe him gas. You scoffed and stated that you would do it no matter how stubborn he was. You wanted to put a photo of you in your contact so you grabbed Seungmin and took a photo together. You didn’t like the photo as you were head on and you preferred your side profile.

“Do you have a girlfriend?”

He looked shocked at the sudden question and shook his head no.

“Good, wouldn't wanna upset her.”

You smiled before grabbing him again and pulling his face towards yours to plant a kiss on his cheek before snapping the photo.

He was frozen. What the hell just happened. His mind raced as he thought of what he would do if he was brave. He would have grabbed your face and kissed you. He would’ve thrown you over his lap and put his hands on your hips to roll them over his forming hard on. He would’ve kissed you so deeply you'd be gasping for air.

Meanwhile, you were pleased with the photo and gave him his phone back before casually hopping out of the car. The rain had calmed down but you still ran a little to your front door to avoid getting any more soaked. Once you unlocked your door you turned around and waved bye to Seungmin. He feigned a smile and waved back before pulling off.

Fuck.

He was so fucked right now. Seungmin was so lucky you didn’t look at him after you kissed him because he knows you would have seen the way his pants were straining against his dick right now. The softness of your lips was still faintly felt on his cheek and he didn’t dare touch it. He planned to jerk off to the photo of you two when he got home but as he pulled into his driveway Seungmin realized his roommate was home. Damn. He reclined his seat to lay all the way back and closed his eyes as he took a deep breath, hoping to calm himself down. As he took in his breath he smelled something familiar. He smelled you. He looked to the side to see your jacket was left behind, blending into the color of his seats. He grabbed it without thinking and held it to his nose. Your scent filled his head and he couldn’t help but moan.

“Fuck, she smells so good.”

Without registering what he was doing he slipped his hand down his torso and ran it over his clothed erection.

“Mm fuck~”

A whimper escaped him and led him to further his movements. Seungmin lifted his shirt and undid his belt buckle before reaching in to feel himself over his boxers. With another smell of your jacket that was almost covering his face, he stuck his hand fully into his boxers and embraced himself. His thoughts ran wild of you on his lap, kissing him and grinding down against his crotch.

“Ah that feels good.”

He would kiss down your neck and take in the scent of your hair and clothes while you moaned with your pretty voice. He would slowly slip off your shirt and kiss up and down your chest, loving every part of you with his lips and tongue. You would roll your hips above him just to feel him grow below you and then you’d beg him to fuck you. At least that’s what he imagined.

Seungmin placed the jacket on his face to free up one of his hands and lifted his hips to lower his pants, fully freeing himself to get sharper movements around his throbbing cock. The jacket slipped from his face where he had placed it and made it towards his chest. He knew this was wrong, and he knew he shouldn’t be doing this but he had gone this far already. He placed the jacket over his dick and started using it to get himself off. The soft material and the fact that it was yours and had been on your body and in your room drove Seungmin absolutely mad. He started thrusting quickly upwards into the jacket that his hands kept wrapped tightly around his cock and squirmed as he did it. Soft whimpers of your name escaped him as he felt his climax approaching. A small fraction of Seungmin’s logical brain returned when he realized he couldn’t release on the jacket or you would know what he did so before he was finished he moved the jacket out of the way and came on his stomach instead. His breathing slowed as he came down and the rest of his logic returned to him.

He could not believe he just did that. He grabbed napkins out of his glove compartment to clean himself up. When pulling on his pants Seungmin realized that the jacket had a little stain on it. Oh fuck, that was his fault. He had to come up with a plan so he quickly did. He was going to pretend the jacket fell out of the car into a puddle when he opened the back door and that he washed it to return to you in the morning nice and clean. It was perfect and he would look kind instead of like the pervert he truly is. Seungmin collected his stuff, straightened himself up, and opened the door to step out of his car. He closed and locked the doors and made his way to his front door when all of a sudden he felt his shoe slip and he actually did fall into a puddle of water. Once the shock washed over him he could only say one thing to himself.

“Yeah, I deserve that.”

(im sorry im so inactive i just started a new job and it takes up all my time. i hope you at least got to enjoy this and i hope to be able to write again soon!)

[monstersinthecosmos]

do you ever think about nights when amadeo was being bratty like, outside of the usual Acceptable Brattiness? Do you ever think about nights when they had like actual arguments and became actually short with each other?

Nights when amadeo breaks the studio down in silence, refusing to look at marius, in a mood. Marius can sense that amadeo is thinking about going to sleep in one of the boys rooms, even just downstairs somewhere, because he doesn’t want to be around marius right now.

but he’s being bratty, he’s feeling sorry for himself, getting the way he gets when he gets too close to religion again.

and punishment isn’t the answer this time; a whipping will only make him sadder. Marius watches him as he folds up the drop cloths and lines the paint pots back up, his face stony enough to age him.

he needs gentleness, perhaps, if he were just willing to let marius give it to him.

It’s new, the way marius nudges him. Gentlest mental push. No, you want your own bed. It doesn’t matter that the master is there.

Marius sees the moment the suggestion hits him, the way it loosens his shoulders. Up on his toes, to blow out a candle, and then he lowers to the ground. Rubs his eyes. Sluggish as he makes his way to the bed chamber.

curled on his side, a bit later when marius enters, facing the fire, his back to the door. Still refusing to look, full of stubbornness, not even rolling over when marius sits on the edge of the bed, or puts a hand on amadeo’s shoulder.

suggestion again, tiny push, not a punishment. He wants amadeo to relax, to be himself again, to heal. Maybe even apologize, when he surfaces again. But amadeo flinches, as if he feels it. Trying to resist still, and thinking that he’s sick of magicians tricks.

marius leans close. Reach’s to tuck a strand of amadeo’s hair behind his ear.

“Time is a sort of river of passing events,” marius says softly. Amadeo scowls and swats at marius’s hand, curls up tighter.

the next invisible push is not so gentle. Enough that he feels the way it ripples down amadeo’s spine. But the rigidly floods out of him. Little sigh as he rolls onto his back, eyes glassy as he stares up at the ceiling.

you’re safe. You’re so safe, marius suggests to him. The little moan is like music, warming inside marius’s chest. And you deserve pleasure, there is not need to beg for absolution. And you desire your master’s comfort.

so it goes like that, with amadeos legs falling open, and the heat of the fire on the side of his face as he stares up at the master. Boneless and obedient the way he was told to be, accepting the comfort. Accepting massages, and oil slicked fingers, and tiny sips of blood as he orgasms. Over and over, and the master traces circles on the tender spot inside, until he’s so wrung out he could fall asleep like this, and he can’t remember why he so angry.

and Marius is warm from their shared heat, seeping into him through the blankets, from the fire. Amadeos cheeks turn red, unsure how he got here, drowning in all of it because he was silently told to.

you needed this, Marius suggests, three fingers deep, as amadeos eyes flutter closed, his beautiful thick lashes resting softly on his cheek. He doesn’t wake as Marius bends to clean him, licking the salty release from his belly. He draws amadeos cock into his mouth but just holds it here, just sits with it. Lets the pleasure permeate into amadeos dream world. You are safe. You are free. You will wake up yourself again.

You are perfect. You are perfect. You are perfect.

[ggumjjun]

hearing them talk abt games on wvs live…

gamers! kai and soobin who are such messy, sloppy perverts, but they share so well <3 sitting in soobin’s lap while he plays a game, cockwarming him until kai stumbles in, seeing the big bulge in your tummy as soobin thrusts up, yanking his shirt up your body to show off to kai…lazy smirk at your whimper, he’s not against sharing. pervert kai is staring at how soobin’s cock is stretching out your folds so much when he bounces you up, dripping slick into his lap <3 come on, don’t you want some, kai~? soobin tugging up his shirt you’re wearing, pretty tits on full display for kai, cutely touching them tentatively, leaning in to suck your perky nipples as you wail and sob, cock too much n his tongue rolling over your sensitive bud before sucking hard, his hands holding himself up. doll, you’ve made kai so hard now… doesn’t he deserve some~? soobin who fucks you from behind as you suck kai’s cock, deepthroating him as soobin thrusts, choking on his size as kai moans so loudly, your tits brushing up against his long legs >< all blushy when he cums on your face, lips dripping his seed with dazed eyes… soobin’s cum filling you up as you squirm at the fullness, his cum dripping from your pussy as he messily pulls out <3 god, kai watches this in hentai, never thought he’d really have pretty lips wrapped around his cock, or cum anywhere but his hand… and pretty thing, soobin smirks… sit on kai’s face, his lips meeting yours, hands groping your tits as kai eagerly n messily licks up slick n cum… so sloppy <3

ps… dress up for soobin n kai in a cute cosplay, won’t you~? let soobin stain your sailor style uniform, kai messily devour your pussy folds from behind ><

[0800-p1llowhump3r]

why isn't anyone throat training me right now- pin me down and ease your cock between my lips just to see how much I gag and squirm and cry. train my throat while you smack my puppycunt til I'm grinding against nothing and soaking wet. bonus points if you fill my hole with a vibrating toy or your cum + a plug to make sure I'm always full of your pups

[indigo-scarf]

Saw a random instagram post calling Myrtle a "sordid ghost" and that got me thinking:

Just last month HP was on at a friend's house and a guy made the classic joke "irl the Invisibility Cloak, the Marauder's Map, and Polyjuice would just be used by teenage boys to perv on girls", and everyone laughed, as you do.

But when it's ugly girl Myrtle using her magical powers (which are traumatic as hell, mind you) to perv on boys, then she's a creepy "sordid ghost".

[huckleberrykai]

*evil laughter*

used panty stealing plushie pillow humping scent kink perv roommate kai

gives you a plushie so you can get your scent all over it so he can steal it back and defile it ><

HSLDHKDBEKD the typa guy to lend you his clothes and say you don't need to wash it before you return it hehehe

I LOVE PERV KAI SO BAD NOBODY UNDERSTANDS like baby boy is just so in love he wants to be wrapped up in all of u 24/7

it's definitely worse before you're together tho bcs he feels so guilty for being so obsessed with you and your smells and everything u do he just feels so bad for being WHIPPED. the second you get together tho and he has the green light.. boy is in ur panty drawer 25/8. he's emptying your perfume bottle just so he can get off, he's unapologetically shoving his face in ur panties if he can't get to ur actual pussy, he's having you sleep over as much as possible just so his bed smells like u >.<

taehyun will get pissed when kai skips changing his sheets when he knows you won't be sleeping over for a while - he doesn't wanna lose ur smell :( - but he begrudgingly changes them n settles for using ur shirt as a pillowcase :3

AND THE PLUSHIE THING IS SO REAL ugh he knows it's been near you and it smells like you and he can only hope you're as pervy as him and hump them too >.<

he likes to imagine you all cute in bed humping the same plushie that he's guiding against his huge cock, the same plushie that smells just like you, cute little innocent face contrasting with his dirty little sinful act. he imagines you'd give him similar innocent eyes when you're kneeling between his knees ~ it's his favorite place to have you, (aside from pressed on your back with his tongue and nose nestled in your pussy. it's a very close second).

he's so down bad he can never get off without smelling you or having you nearby in some way. you have him by the heart and by the cock <3

[morbidpaintz]

can't sleep, decided to go back and rework this a bit

[a-a-a-anon]

never seen this rik and ade clip before!

[monstersinthecosmos]

did you ever wonder if naive little Andrei didn't have sex ed and only knew about sin and once he gets to Venice he's constantly worrying about getting pregnant but Marius thinks it's kinda cute so doesnt correct him

[ggumjjun]

hmhmmm pervy beomgyu thoughts~~

pervert!beomgyu who obsessed with your pretty legs, staring a little bit too shamelessly whenever you wear a skirt or shorts, thinks he’s secretly taking photos discreetly but you know he’s doing it n is so bad at hiding it;; gyu with his camera roll filled with blurry behind photos of your ass n thighs, taken from random angles n secretly wishes you would send him nudes but can’t ask bc he’s a little shy to >< jerking off in his hotel room on tour to his shitty photos, moaning loudly n drooling into his sheets, stroking his heavy cock n wishing he was better at photography <3 so treat him a little~?

when he’s away on tour, sending him photos throughout the day like a striptease, hd photos of your ass from the best angles, tugging up your panties n giving him just a hint of pussy, pretty thighs on full view <3 gyu who opens his messages without thinking much at rehearsal n has an instant boner, licking himself in a bathroom stall n jerking off as fast as he can, ugh he’s so bad at being discreet with how loud n whiny he is, pumping his cock n moaning n devouring the photos u sent with his pervy gaze, cums on his abs n struggling to clean himself up to go back >< messages that just get sluttier with every one, morning was pervy but clothed n lunch it’s a teasing shot, evening he’s fucked n has jerked off twice now n getting nude photos before show? ughh but he can’t resist, bundling his shirt between his teeth to muffle his grunts n cries, he’s already so tired of fucking his fist but he can’t go on stage with a painful erection~~ n this time, sending you a video of him masturbating in the changing room, warm cum splattered on his phone camera n abs before sending it >< ugh he’a such a mess too, flushed n blushy n sweaty, biting a shirt between his teeth n cock so hard n angry red, dripping cum down his veiny shaft <3 n gyu who rushes back to the hotel, forgets to eat his dinner n immediately video calls you, panting breathily n begging bc he really really wants to see you~~ crying gyu who’s pleading for more angles n can’t get any when he climaxed without permission, so sweaty n can’t take his eyes off his facetime n moaning so cutely when he ruts against his sheets, spurting cum everywhere on his hands n abs, touching n teasing his sensitive nipples n whining bc he can’t do it as good as you >< making such a mess when he finally gets permission to cum again n again, ugh he’s so down bad even when you’re not masturbating n just teasing him with your wet folds on camera, groping your ass n thighs for him while wearing thigh highs n his fav lingerie <3 gyu who’s sweaty n blushy, mumbling a sweet thank you, drool dripping from his lips n eyes dazed with his perv fantasy fulfilled >< waking up n wishing he video recorded that call, only for you to send it to him~~ beomgyu n his sticky cum everywhere, sighhh he definitely needs the room service… and might jerk off again in the shower~?

am very sorry to anyone sharing a wall w gyu, probably only heard him fucking his hand n moaning n begging you for more angles n permission to cum >< ngl tho… hyuka probably heard n then got turned on— ig he’s going to watch hentai or smth LOL

[eh-nonnie-mouse]

You know the game is getting serious when you have the wiki open on one monitor and the game on the other so you can double, triple and quadruple check ✨everything✨ you do