#LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[hunting-songs]

Which Hot Monster Are You Going To Hook Up With Tonight? Your Result: siren a siren's whole deal is how seductive they are. can you imagine the dirty talk??? damn. also, if skinny dipping is your thing, you're in luck. they'll probably make you lightheaded just with their words, forget about the passionately hot concept of beach sex at night with a merperson.

"Well actually, sirens are not mer-folk but actually birdpeople. I do however have nothing against getting passionato at the beach, quite the opposite, that is dolce, but sirens are not merfolk. They do however settle by seaside cliffs and lure in bypassing sailors. They are venusto women with the bodys of big birds, breasts and the head of a human where a birds head would be and they sing the most dolcissimo things into your ear. That can be anything you desire from just sex to hidden knowledge or actually the wifi-password of the Hotel by the sea you are staying at." By the memory the woman hummed sweetly, rolling the words on her tounge as deliciously as a drop of honey: "And mhmmmm....if you especially lucky they will sing con vaghezza for you, just because you enjoy their songs or because they like you or because you wer so enchanted by their songs that you wanted to play along and they noticed, and then-" The woman caught herself. Then she blinked- one time, two times, three times. "Oh, well. " Senritsu just shaked her head gently, chuckling to herself in all good humor: "A mhmmmmm ...lady kisses and never tells."

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[twistedtrasherbirdy]

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This is a bit sudden, I had a screenshot of an old chapter - (created by Parume). This scene seemed cute to me, and I wanted to draw it from scratch- AAHAHAAS

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this is the scene in question-ALERT FULLLLLL HDDDDDDDDD 4K PLUS AMAIGAH

[sencrose]

sometimes you get a double well drink on an empty stomach and start thinking everyone who’s ever wronged you should die a horrible death

[whore-tm]

x

[wonwoonlight]

when he finds out you're sick through the internet

A/N: idol!au. OC is also a celebrity though I don't explicitly say what. tiny teensy angst bc cheol is a worried Boyfriend💔 1.5k words! another random word vomits bc that's the only way i know how to write now lol idk why but everytime i write this kinda fic it's always seungcheol looooooooooooooool. not proofread, but enjoy!

[part 2]

Seungcheol doesn't really get angry.

For the three years you've known him in which you've dated him for two, you've only seen him actually get angry a total number of three times. None of them was directed at you, and all of them are for reasons that you would've exploded upon way before he did.

Seungcheol is patient and rational.

Seungcheol is normally patient and rational.

But he's never normal when it comes to you. And even though the patient bit still stands, nothing about his feelings towards you is ever rational. He's a little too emotional, a little too rash, and a little too worrisome when it comes to your wellbeing.

So when he's relaxing in the practice room during a break with his members, for once not on his phone because he's charging it somewhere on one of the tables, and he hears Seungkwan gasps a little upon his phone, he thinks there's another scandal blowing up upon the industry. But when the younger guy's blown out eyes meet him, colors drained from his face, Seungcheol hates that he knew it could mean one thing: something happened to you.

He shoots up almost immediately, not registering any words that come out of Seungkwan's mouth. His hands shake a little when he unlocks his phone, and his heart drops when he reads the official post from your company's twitter account that states your current condition, that you might need to pause your activities for the time being due to health reasons, apologizes for the worries, and asks for the fans' understanding.

He wants to get angry.

At who, he’s not sure.

At your company, for pushing you even though they know your schedule is practically inhumane? At your manager, for not making sure that you have decent rest in between schedules? At you, because he’s been telling you to fucking stop running towards whatever goal you have in mind but you insist that you know your limit and you’ll know when to stop?

Apparently, no you fucking don’t because else this wouldn’t have happened.

The rest of the members look at him in worry, and Jeonghan silently walks to their manager and the other staff to let them know about the situation at hand, that Seungcheol would probably not be in his best state to continue practice at the moment. The leader would probably insist that they continue anyway, but they’ve practiced for almost five hours already anyway and they could spare an hour or two for the leader when it’s clear that he’s worried beyond measure.

Seungcheol bites his lip as he tries to call you, his concern skyrocketing by the seconds the longer the beeping sound goes, no sign of you picking it up. He tries one more time, but you still don’t answer and he’s about to hurl his phone at the wall when your manager calls him instead, tells him that he sees his name flashing on your phone, informs your whereabouts, and that he should just drop by your place in a few hours if he wants to see you because right now you’re still sleeping in the car and he’s taking you home.

He finds it hard to say anything, a lump growing in his throat until he manages to swallow it down and ask how you’re doing right now.

“She’s… exhausted.” Your manager says quietly. “I know it’s my job to take care of her but… you know her. She didn’t tell me that she’s been having a hard time sleeping at night the past few weeks and it finally took a toll on her.”

It’s hard to suppress his anger, his breath heavier than usual though it’s not too noticeable unless they know Seungcheol. He wants to scream at your manager, but he knows it won’t do anyone any good and it’s really not the time nor the place for that. So he mutters a quiet ‘thank you’ before he hangs up, his members looking at him with a mix of worry and understanding when he looks up at them.

“Go.” Soonyoung says. “We’ve practiced enough today. Take care of your girlfriend and tell us later.”

Seungcheol nods and sprints out of the room, beyond thankful that his members always have his back.

Seungcheol is glaring at you when you wake up, though the way his thumb is still softly caressing your head and the worry in his eyes clearly tell you that his anger is nowhere near his distress. 

You offer him a weak smile, unable to defend yourself because you know what his eyes are scolding you for.

“Sorry?” You whisper and immediately cringe at how dry your throat feels.

He doesn’t say anything as he helps you sit down and hands you your favorite mug. Taking in the moment, you frown at how weak you feel, though you really only have yourself to blame because you genuinely thought you’re okay and you can take it.

You know it’s on you for taking as many schedules as possible, practically everything that your company offers you even when your manager says he doesn’t think it’s physically possible for you to do all that in such a short span.

Thinking about it now, you realize that your manager and the rest of your team also gets the short end of the stick through your decision. Him, your make up team, and your stylists would all need to be with you and your ambition forgets to consider their wellbeing even when you wrongly claim you would be able to handle it.

Guilt starts to eat you inside out, and it grows even larger as you see Seungcheol in front of you–didn’t he say he had practice today?–his face screams distressed and his shoulders tense since God knows when.

“Hey, talk to me.” He says softly when he notices you’ve been spacing out and you’re nibbling on your lip like you would when you’re anxious, taking away your mug before enveloping your hands with his.

You tear up almost immediately, and he moves to sit on the edge of your bed to usher you into his chest, patiently listens to your nonsense as you try to talk through your tears. He gets the gist of it: sorry–manager–company–wellbeing–my team–didn’t think it through–made you worry–overestimated myself–sorry–and the list goes on. He exhales as he hugs you tighter, both understanding and upset at the turns of events.

Being in the same industry, he gets what you’re trying to do, understands that you feel the need to keep on running while you’re able to, relates that you’re doing everything for yourself and your fans. But still, it’s hard not to be upset to know you’re pushing yourself too hard when he’s been telling you there’s no need to run as fast as you are without resting; that you’ll only hurt yourself one way or another and he hates that the one time he needs to be right, it’s this.

You end up laying down against his chest on your bed, hiccups and sniffles filling your bedroom along with a random song he’s humming against your head. You pull away to properly look at him, the first time you’re doing it since you woke up earlier, and his hum stops in question.

“Thank you.” You manage to whisper, your fingers grasping the front of his shirt without even realizing. “For being here when I woke up.”

He shakes his head like he doesn’t understand why you’re thanking him, simply leans down to plant a long, chaste kiss against your forehead before he pulls up your blanket so it’ll cover you properly.

“Just… don’t surprise me like that again, okay?” His breath is warm against your face, pleasantly so, and you nod as you promise him that you’ll take better care of yourself moving forward. 

“Are you staying the night?”

“Yes, I’ll return to the dorm the day after tomorrow. They’ve given me a day off.” You cringe at his words, though thankful that he’s been in the industry long enough to attain that kind of privilege. But still, you feel bad that you’re obstructing his practice and his members just because you’re foolish enough to– “Hey. Stop. I know what you’re thinking. No need to feel bad. I’m actually glad I get to rest with you.”

“But–”

“No buts. The kids can do without me for a day.” He playfully bumps his forehead against yours, his lips hover above yours merely centimeters apart.  He doesn’t meet your lips, though he kisses their corner sweetly and wraps you back into his embrace to the point where there’s no space between you two. “Sleep. I’ll be here when you wake up.”

“Good night, Cheol.”

“Night, baby.”

“See you in my dream?”

“I’ll see you anywhere you want me to be.”

He hugs you tighter, and you try your best to return the gesture despite the awkward position of your arms. It’s uncomfortable and you’re sure your arms will be sore the next morning.

But you wouldn’t have it any other way. Not when you succumb to sleep and find Seungcheol smiling at you on the other side of your dream, as real as he can be.

cont.

[mintytealfox]

at it again i see~ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[unfug-bilder]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

(C) Ralph Ruthe

[puniper]

was planning on buying zbrush the moment i felt financially comfortable enough, which i finally do, only to find out they switched to a subscription model THIS year??? looooooooooooooool

[dr-eamgirls]

my doctor called my w3!ght l055 “impressive” LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[tiredmamaissy]

NO BC RALAK TRIED TO FIGHT ME WHEN I SAID I KNEW HOW TO USE A KNIFE AND HE SAID IF I DONT ACCEPT HIS FIGHT HE WILL CALL ME A COWARD AND I WILL BE LOOKED DOWN UPON😭

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL oh my god im dying bc im trying to imagine him really saying this :')

[pobopolybius]

The person that told me to not say gringo is an AI enthusiast LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[incalculablepower]

looooooooooooooool in what world Harry and Ginny are soulmates😭😭😭 the most forced pairing I've ever seen

she's barely in the books but the JoKe needed someone female to be perfect wife for her hero. And the fact that she's a Weasley of course. Isn't it convenient? So the hero can be a true part of the family he loves so much🙄 As if he couldn't be if he was just Harry. You could see the moment she decided to pair them up. When the shy, timid girl, Harry Potter's fan, becomes badass interesting character....only we don't see it, we just hear about it. She also becomes so hot, even Slytherins are in love...Because only a hot, badass woman deserves to be with the hero. Book 6 is basically one big propaganda of "Look how perfect Ginny is for our hero!!!!!😍😍😍😍"

The most lazily written character that was rushed to meet expectations to be the "perfect wife"....Apparently this is what this whole "soulmate" business is all about

do u need a hug

[tiffanylamps]

tag the people you want to know better 🎉 thank you @teakrush for tagging me! This is super cool 😊 I hope you're doing well and that you had a nice time at church. I feel like my answers are gonna be super boring lol -> three ships (I'm going to reveal some of my lesser-known ships lol) - Han Joo Won/Kwon Hyuk, Beyond Evil (Look... I don't care what anyone says. I see what I see and... the tension between them fascinates me. I think I find their dynamic almost as interesting as jwds tbh) - Sally Albright/Harry Burns, When Harry Met Sally... (it's my favourite romcom. My fic take my name was actually adapted from a BE/WHMS au fic. I'll give you a very quick rundown: jwds meet when Dong Sik is a guest lecturer during Joo Won's final year at KNPU. They don't get on and the story follows them over the next decade, exploring how their lives continuously intercept and how deeply they end up meaning to one another) - Frodo Baggins/Samwise Gamgee, LOTR (what can I say??? they gay) -> first ever ship My first ever proper ship was merthur (Merlin/Arthur Pendragon, Merlin). I looooooooove them. -> last song I'm currently listening to Change - Djo -> last movie the bf and I watched Life of Brian today, just cause. We've both seen it many, many times throughout our childhoods (as it's considered a comedy classic here in England). It still holds up and it's actually a fantastic mockery of celebrity, cults, and religion, and almost predicted the unhealthy culture/s on social media

-> currently reading looooooooooooooool oh god. uhm... I hate this question because I never have anything "high art" to give as my answer. I'm super shit at reading as well as finishing books, so lately, I kind of fell out of the habit of doing it. So, if I'm being honest and I am... the thing I'm currently reading is........ Banana Scandal. Ahhhh, I didn't mean to end up reading over a hundred chapters of porn, but I like the characters 😂😂 especially, Tae Hwan! He's my favourite character, I love how flawed he is and how all of his actions make sense (when you take his history into account). Ugh, I love a pathetic meanie (I won't say any more, as it will be super spoilery) ^ in case anyone wants to check that manhwa out, be aware that it's SUUUUUUPER nsfw

-> currently consuming uhh nothing, as I am chewing on gum lol -> currently craving I'm craving for my creativity to be rejuvenated. I miss writing but I have major writer's block at the moment, so literally, no words are coming to me. It's frustrating but I've been keeping myself busy by working on a special project (that's not writing), but it won't be shared until February 👀

no pressure tags: @hanjuwonsupporter @foolishmortal @loisroo @l-tyrell @b1uetrees @katierosefun @ettelwenailinon @evil-moonlight @daydreamletmeknow

[snimeat]

HI YES JIMMY TOO YOU REA DMY MIND WE'RE CONNECTING

JAZZZ THANK FUCK YOU GET ME I DONT UNDERSTAND THE HYPE, LIKE, DUDE IS BLAND AS AN UNSALTED CRACKEEEEEERRR. If seen next to Nanon too? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HE JUST TURNS TO ASHES LIKE IM SORRY IM NOT ACTUALLY SORRY

[mindnmybidness]

Quite literally Sean P-Puff Daddy Dittity Combs is the devil. He’s evil. Y’all were quick to believe how terrible of a business man he was, how terrible of a person he was to his ex (RIP), BUT people hesitant to believe Cassie???? Looool. He’s the devil. Just say that.

If I were that man’s daughter I would have disowned him the moment I realized how terrible he treated my momma the first time… and now THIS?! looooooooooooooool he the type of Nigga you drop off in them old people homes and never go visit.

[mintytealfox]

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Frederick............

Frederick plz..............

why do your hobbies include psychology and......OCCULT STUDIES?? HELLO??? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BROOOOOO

and whats his beef with PEARLS?? LOL