#Legends & Tales

[siixkiing]

@cosmicxblossoms {☯}

[Muse: Ao Lie] "why not go find macaque to be a menace to?"

"I would but that's like hours trapped in the time out shadow hamster ball...which is fun, till he stops me from being able to roll it around."

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@inmiasma {✧}

Erlang cupping his own cheeks and fluttering his lashes in an extremely exaggerated fashion

"Aww, someone seems to want my undivided attention. I guess I could spoil you a little itty bit~"

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@cosmicxblossoms {☯}

[Muse: Ao Lie] "Oh you're in pain too huh? well we can at least suffer together!"

"I'll be fine just, not enjoying the feeling too much. Pain tolerance usually isn't this bad..."

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@warriorslantern {☯}

"Have you learned nothing from the past?"

"Really? You're pulling that one out when I'm just wanting to have some fun right now...?"

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@6em4k {☯}

"I dunno what you're talking about."

"Don't try and play dumb, you don't pull it off as well as I do. We both know how much you can be a menace when the 'urges' strike you, don't lie."

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@6em4k {☯}

" 'Urge'."

"You shush, you don't get to criticize my urges when you're just as bad."

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@inmiasma {☯}

Nezha is NOT interested call Erlang

"Awww, Nezha trying to avoid me again~"

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@samadhifire {☯}

"Why--"

"Why not? I think it suites me rather well after all, really speaks to me on many levels~"

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@marshalforgotten {☯}

"... I suppose I can get some arsenic. Though would you rather I get some pain killers instead? Assuming either of those two things work on you..."

"Sadly, neither works — and the arsenic would just give me really bad stomach cramps at worse, which I am almost willing to have over this. Fuuuuck, my head."

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@6em4k {☯}

"Get one. Crank the dial on it to 11, see what happens. Bet the impact'll give it flavor"

"...you just want free food, huh?"

Not that he was objecting and he did want to test out his new gadget. If the shadow really wanted to be the test subject...well...

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@thespiritofwillow {☯}

"What if you lose it?"

"Well, it's a good thing I bought several of them than. I should wear the obnoxious glittery one next~"

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@rage-reloaded {☯}

Sonson vc I thought i hid that…

"Aww, it's cute that you thought you could hide my hat from me sweetie."

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@paracosmiist {☯}

Tongbi: “Good evil laugh practice, give it a B+, big brother. Same time next week?” #affectionatesarcasm

"...I am disowning you as a sibling and throwing your belonging into the ocean."

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@lon3lyqu3en {✧}

The scorpion could only softly chuckle at the silly concept of the king spinning a wheel like it was a game show.

"Well, I'll consider this a good idea than if it could get such a heavenly melody to be uttered by such a divine maiden such as yourself."

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@6em4k {☯}

"Despite all efforts and purchased curses."

"And here I thought you'd be smart enough to know none of that crap works on me. I mean, I get cursed almost weekly by someone with a grudge."

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@othrwrldlystry {☯}

tongbi: “When are you going to stop giving us HEART ATTACKS you GOLDEN OAF-!”

"I mean, it's not like I do it on purpose here BESIDES I can survive literally anything thrown at me..."