#Lemme just cuddle this little murder machine

[theearlgreymage]

“Alright, alright…” he returned to his thoughts. Trying to think of a suitable name for the cat. “How about Levi?” At this suggestion, Levi purred and Erwin smiled fondly down at the small cat he was rapidly growing attached to. “Levi it is then.” Levi stayed at Erwin’s side for a while longer, until a squirrel scampering through the yard grabbed his attention. Rising to all fours, Levi eyed up the small rodent with wide eyes before taking off after it in a flash. His shape blurred against the vibrant grass like a shadow as he gained on the smaller creature. The squirrel, realizing that it was about to meet its doom, darted into the bushes with Levi hot on its heels. The branches and leaves rustled for only a moment as Levi vanished after the squirrel, before the yard fell silent. “At least I know I don’t need to worry about mice with you around,” Erwin mused to himself as he climbed to his feet. Heading back inside to wash the cut on his hand. Their routine shifted after that day - Erwin staying outside to pet Levi for a bit whenever he gave him food. Levi started waiting for Erwin on the porch, rubbing up against his ankles whenever Erwin came outside with his bowl of food. While giving Levi his daily dose of pets and chin scratches, Erwin would tell Levi about his day. Letting the small cat know about the drama between his students and coworkers, details about his lessons, and the day to day minutiae that went into education.

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I promise that @ic3-que3n and I aren't locked in a room together. Really. We aren't.

But.

Are they responsible for another fic? Duh. (Love you 😘)

Because they drew the cutest Cat!Levi for Day 7 of Inktober - Drip, and I just couldn't help myself

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Levi Ackerman & Erwin Smith Characters: Levi Ackerman, Erwin Smith, Dot Pixis Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, cat!levi, Teacher!Erwin, Levi is a feral little stray, Erwin is a tired teacher, this is extremely self indulgent, Inspired by Fanart, Fanart Summary:

Today was different though. As Erwin crouched down to place the plate of food on the stoop - which was no longer served on paper plates, Erwin had purchased some proper feeding bowls for the cat - he felt a soft pressure along his ankle.

“Oh, hello there,” Erwin cooed to the cat as he froze in place. He’d tried holding his hand out for the cat to investigate before, but the feline had kept its distance and all but turned its nose up as though Erwin’s hand was offensive to him. So he stayed still, letting the cat rub its cheek against his pant leg. Pacing back and forth between Erwin’s ankles and rubbing against him on every pass.

“Finally feeling friendly are we?” Erwin asked teasingly and gambled a finger. Holding his hand out in the cat's direction.

The cat ignored Erwin’s hand, continuing to rub against his legs for another moment before the food gained control of his focus. Instead of going inside and watching the cat like normal, Erwin crouched down further. Sitting on the stoop and observing the cat up close.

[bitchybutcher]

Texts I sent a friend the first time I watched The Boys, Season 1:

-        HERE WE GOOOOOOO

-        Butcher has said approximately 5 words

-        I’m already dead

-        I should not be this turned on by such a fuckin maniac

-        Oh ok so Homelander digs a mommy domme

-        Ok no but Annie needs a hug. She needs to be protected at all costs

-        Why is Hughie only hot covered in blood?

-        Deep needs to choke on a bag of dicks but also he’s an insecure baby who wants to feel important

-        I love Frenchie. I have nothing else to say about him I just love him

-        Butcher needs to stop saying things. Every time he opens his gob the fanny flutters get worse

-        I like this Mister Milk guy

-        Oh ffs Homelander is legit jealous of a baby

-        This subby bastard needs to go on fetlife or the femdom subreddit and get himself an actual mommy domme

-        Poor Hughie in the middle of this domestic between Frenchie and the Milk guy

-        FUCK Butchers chest looks good in this episodes shirt

-        Frenchie you perv no of course no cameras in toilets

-        OH his name is Mothers Milk not Mister Milk

-        The Maeve actress looks really familiar imma have to google to find out what else I’ve seen her in

-        Ohhhh Homelander is insane insane

-        I mean he’s pretty, and he’s hilarious, but WOW

-        He’s a lil off on the crazy/hot scale

-        WHY ARE THEY WATCHING ATRAIN GET HIS TOES SUCKED

-        WHY ARE THEY WATCHING

-        Ohhhh no Atrain is a using BASTARD GIRL BEAT HIS ASS

-        Welp imma be listening to Butcher say “we’ve gotta get some” on a loop for days

-        Maeve is so sick of Homelanders shit

-        Yup I’m shipping Hughie and Annie hard. They’re so adorable and they both really just need a hug

-        WHY DO THEY KEEP WATCHING THIS DRUG WOMAN DOING SEX THINGS

-        Well episode 4 is officially my favourite:

He said my name

He sleeps nude

BUTCHER BUM

-        Oh ok so Deep is actually just a soft baby

-        He’s in therapy omg

-        He needs a hug

-        HIS NAME IS KEVIN

-        And he loves dolphins and he’s lonely oh man why am I feeling bad for this douche he assaulted Annie

-        Hughies phone beeps and immediately the guys are like “he got texted by a girl, look at his face, has to be”

-        Oh Frenchie is a subby boi too apparently

-        WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SUBBIES IN THIS SHOW I WANNA HUG THEM ALL

-        Kevin and his soft spot for dolphins is melting my heart this kid just wants to do good things and he really needs a cuddle

-        They’re on a bowling date oh my god they’re too precious

-        KEVIN STOLE A DOLPHIN IN A VAN

-        KEVIN IS HAVING A BREAKDOWN AND ALSO GETTING ARRESTED

-        Oh dude I’m such a slut for Butcher this isn’t even funny

-        Homelander is insane and I adore that but also I’m LIVING for Maeve’s facial expressions when he’s on his bullshit

-        Frenchie is such a sweetheart with his lil home cooked meal and setting her cutlery properly

-        I feel bad for the female

-        Why does Hughie only have one jacket

-        Oh boy the Jesus nutters festival

-        Ngl the stretch Armstrong fella is kinda attractive

-        “You’ve done a murder, comparatively speaking, blackmail is a piece of cake”

-        Girl help I’m in love with a fictional unhinged angel muffin

-        I WANNA KNOW WHO’S BEHIND THE FLY THAT KEEPS BUZZING AROUND THEM TOO CLOSELY

-        Shapeshifter? Some kind of Antman type person??

-        More importantly how do I find a genie to make Butcher real cause no joke I love him

-        Oop Toni’s kiwi accent slipped out when he said mayonnaise

-        Homelander is the neediest little subby bitch boi I swear to fuckin god

-        HUGHIE WITH THE GAY BLACKMAIL

-        Ooooo something shady with Becca…tenner bets it’s something to do with Homelander somehow

-        OH SHIT IS MAEVE A LESBIAN

-        Ok so I adore Kevin the Deep. He’s comfort eating junk food and looks like he’s been crying cause of the dolphin

-        Aww Annie standing up for herself

-        OH NO SHE’S CALLING OUT SAD KEVIN THE DOLPHIN SQUASHER

-        Oh wait no ok she didn’t actually say who it was

-        I don’t know why I feel protective over Sad Kevin but he’s so sad and he’s so bad at doing good but he’s trying and dear lord he needs a cuddle

-        Hughie clapping Annie after she basically told them all to fuck off  😂

-        THEY’RE TURNING BABIES INTO SUPERS

-        LASER EYE BABY

-        ANNIE AND HUGHIE FINALLY GOT TO HUG

-        Butcher just weaponised a baby. What. Like it was a little gun

-        Homelander is NOT getting horny cause Stillwell called him a bad boy and started mommying him OMFG

-        And now she’s calling him her good boy with her shirt open

-        Subby boi and his mommy domme I FUCKING CALLED IT FROM THEIR FIRST SCENE

-        CRAZY SILENT LADY IS A WOLVERINE WHAT

-        Bitch got gutted then just like eh no big lemme just knit my internal organs back together

-        YES ANNIE TELL STILLWELL WHERE TO STICK HER SHIT

-        Awww Kevin tryna do good again he’s so cute

-        A DUDE GOT HIS DICK FROZEN OFF WHAT THE FUCK

-        Kevin is so bad on camera oh dear

-        He’s trying to apologise and he’s so bad at this

-        Who and what the fuck is Black Noir

-        IT’S THE I SEE DEAD PEOPLE GUY. HE’S THE MIND READER PERSON THAT’S AMAZING

-        Awwwwwww lil baby Homelander

-        They need to stop making me feel fuzzy over dickheads

-        Kimiko trusts Frenchie this is precious

-        Jamming out to the end credits song is one of the best parts tbh, the soundtrack is boss

-        I feel so bad for Kevin

-        He’s been exiled to Ohio and he’s sad

-        They didn’t even give him a plushie dolphin to cuddle

-        I’m rooting so hard for Hughie and Annie, this had better work out for them

-        WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING TO KEVIN

-        GILLS AREN’T FOR FINGERING

-        Oh what I’d give to have Butcher stalking menacingly after me in a train station

-        Sixth sense guy doesn’t know how lucky he is getting cornered in a bathroom stall by the hottest psychopath on tv

-        Yeah I’d let him smash me on a sink any day

-        Oh no not more Sad Kevin

-        Traumatised baby needs someone to mind him

-        BUTCHER SHOT ANNIE?!?!?!?

-        Oh god Homelander in Syria this can’t be good

-        BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURAL????

-        Aaaaaand more Sad Kevin

-        Yeah I shouldn’t be surprised that he’s doing the full breakdown shave

-        Oh no sad Annie

-        Atrain is gonna do himself an injury

-        Black Noir is hilarious even though they don’t say anything and have no face

-        Soooo he admits to creating supervillains behind her back, and she tops him? As reward??

-        This bish does remember what happened to Becca, right? Demon spawn clawing out of her

-        Frenchie and MM bonding in captivity 🥰

-        Ooooh conflicting stories re Homelanders baby

-        Not Hughie going in all badass and immediately getting creamed 😂

-        The retainer! Hughie is a genius

-        I mean he’s a dumbass

-        But so smart

-        Hughie: *firing machine gun* I’M SORRY I’M SO SORRY

-        YES ANNIE!!

-        SAVE YOUR SOFT DUMB DUMB BOYFRIEND AND HIS BUDDIES

-        Uh oh

-        Roided up Atrain

-        Oop heart attack

-        Oh fuck he melted her face

-        OH SHIIIIIIT

-        Butchers hurt little face nooo

-        Oh ok season 1 is over

-        …it’s 5am

-        Aaaaand I can see daylight

-        I’m very tempted to just pull an all-nighter and watch season 2

-        But bed also sounds nice

-        I think bed

-        Dream of Butcher

[mochirou]

thinkin about,, baku doin somft cat things. you know how cats expand their pupils when they see something they like? that but Directly At You - 🍁(anon signoff)

i’m gonna assume you knew that i’m a fictive of kirishima bc i don’t do x readers,, -kiri

catsuki nekugo hcs

this boy acts so much like a cat it’s insane

he’s antisocial to pretty much everyone he doesn’t know well and that’s already kinda a cat thing

he muttered “wait lemme look at my list of reasons he’s a cat” (...yes, he has a whole list. thank me for it.) -bakugo

he always demands attention at the most inconvenient times. like when kirishima’s playing a game or something, he’ll just crawl up, shove his head through his arms, and sit on his lap

kirishima is indifferent, and acts like this is a regular occurrence, which it is.

one time he was feeling extra touch starved, so he sought out kirishima in the common room then he just. dropped onto him and said “give me attention” in a growly/whiny voice

on the physical affection thing, another habit i think he’d have is the face nuzzle thing

you know the one, where cats push their face against your hand or leg or face or something

once he feels like he won’t be judged for it, he’ll rub his face on kirishima’s chest, neck, hand, face, hair, whatever

the first time he does it, kirishima coos and awws at him, and he giggles in surprise because he expected kirishima to think it’s at least a bit weird

...then he gets like 10x more aggressive with it because he knows kirishima thinks it’s cute

hes also SO warmth seeking. you can’t tell me otherwise.

first it’s hot drinks, his winter suit, fluffy blankets

but one day... the class catches him napping in the sunlight

cute little smile on his face, totally blissed out and kinda glowy cause of the sun on his face

then everyone forgets hes an angry murder machine for a bit

once he discovers kirishima’s also warm, there’s no turning back.

constant cuddles.

he also likes it when kirishima’s shirt is off, so he can feel the heat radiating off him

he always relaxes against him with a little sigh, or a mumbled “mm.. warm...”

if someone he trusts (...kirishima) runs a hand over his arm, back, and chest, or plays with his hair, he’ll make a contented humming noise

...almost like purring

he’ll make that noise whenever he feels happy, safe, and warm, and hes getting affection.

so in conclusion, katsuki is actually a cat.

thank you for your time.

also, one more thing, he probably bites people randomly. that too.

[ask-postgame-v3]

V3 characters ranked from how kissable they look

16: Maki. Unless ur Kaito than you will die trying.

15: Tenko if ur a guy. You would just be murdered on sight

14: Miu. She would probably just try and fuck you after

13: Kaito. Idk what to put here but he probably just smells like sweaty socks.

12: Korekiyo. He'd probably just say "Humanity is beautiful" or something

11: Tenko if ur a gal. She'd probably just be flustered and hit you.

10: Kirumi. Idk what she would do.

9: Shuichi. Flustered mess.

8: Tsumugi. Would probably just drool and make you both a couple cosplay.

7: Rantaro. Super chill after and might kiss you back.

6: Himiko. She would preform magic tricks for you for the next couple of hours.

5: Kokichi. If Luna has taught us anything it's that he loves affection.

4: Angie. Can and would build a sculpture of you after. Or make a painting of you both.

3: Gonta. Would probably be a blushing mess after and would say that ur as beautiful as a queen Alexandra's birdwing or something like that.

2: K1-B0. Wpuld be glitching and would try and kiss you back.

1: Ryoma. He looks so soft and squishy, and probably smells amazing to. Would probably just kiss you back and show you pictures of cats, then its cuddle time. 10/10, the perfect man. Ultimate Boyfriend even. Ok lemme stop-

(( Kaede is not on here- ))

"Ah... If your request is for me to kiss you, I don't mind fulfilling such a request, but it'll take much more than that to earn my heart as your prize, I'm afraid."

"I mean... You can kiss me if you want, just warn me first. And expect me to shutdown for a while, because... wow. That's a lot of physical contact."

"Ooh, yes! And then cherry blossoms could fall all around us like a cool anime opening, and the High School Of The Dead theme song could play, and everything would have to be perfect for a kiss!"

"Heh. I wouldn't mind a kiss. You'll just have to know that I'll probably forget you ever kissed me. Y'know, with the whole amnesia thing and all. I'll try not to, though. Promise."

"Nyeh...! That's right! So if you want the coolest magic tricks, you have to steal my heart first! That's every mage's secret, you know!"

"Tch, n-no! I don't l-like affection... Not even a-a little bit!"

He pauses.

"But... that was a lie."

"If it be Atua's will that you kiss Angie, then Angie will happily accept a kiss from you! For Atua, of course, and no other reason! Nyahahahaha!"

"Gonta like kisses, but they not gentlemanly! At least, that what teacher says. He say Gonta can't kiss anyone, or else Gonta not true gentleman! And Gonta want to be true gentleman!"

"Wh-What...? You want... to kiss... me...? But... Don't you have anything robophobic to say...? Everybody always says th-that I'm just a stupid machine... And that I don't h-have feelings..."

"Why don't you just bite the bullet and ask me on a date already?"