#Liam and Theo basically adopted Nolan and Alec at the end of season 6 and no one can convince me otherwise

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*Theo and Liam find out that Nolan and Alec have been being bullied at school*

Theo: *Accepting that he is the mom of the Puppy Pack* Mommy’s gonna drop kick anyone that touches you.

Liam: And daddy’s gonna bail mommy out of jail.

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Nolan: Where's mom? Alec: Don't worry, I'll find them. Alec, shouting: Liam Dunbar sucks! Theo, distantly: Liam is the best person ever! Fuck you! Brett: You take that back right fucking now! Mason: How’s it feel knowing you’re gonna die?! Isaac: Don’t talk about my brother like that you bitch! Jordan: How fucking dare you!? Stiles: Talk about my son like that again see what happens! Nolan: Alec: Found them.

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Nolan: What’s up with dad? (Liam) He’s been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Alec: He's just a little overwhelmed. Nolan: Why? Alec: Theo smiled at him.

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Theo: Blue M&Ms are the best. Liam: whAT IS THIS SLANDER? Theo: What about it? They are. Liam: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER! Liam: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST! Theo: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO! Alec: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything. Nolan: I like the yellow ones. Theo and Liam: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! Theo, hours later, to Mrs. Geyer: I am so sorry, I didn’t mean it I was upset.

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Theo: Nolan spat in Alec's ear today when they were sitting on the couch together. Liam: ...What?! Why?! Theo, shrugging: You tell me.

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Alec: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Liam: Weight loss? Drink water. Nolan: Clear skin? Drink water. Theo: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Liam: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Nolan, Alec, & Theo: Okay. Liam: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Nolan: Bold of you to assume I have money. Alec: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Theo: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Nolan: I don't like bugs. Alec, are you even listening to me? Alec: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm. Nolan, at Theo: MOOOOOM!

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Alec: *on the phone* Hey mom, do you know Nolan’s blood type? Theo: Don’t call me that, and of course, it's B-. Alec: Oh, we guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

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Brett: I like your new pants! Nolan: Thanks, they were 50% off! Brett: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Nolan: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Brett: That's… not what I meant. Nolan: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Brett. Liam, Theo, and Mason: *Facepalm* Brett: *Whispering to Alec* Is he always like this? Alec: *Whispering back* Yes.

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Theo and Liam at the same time: I’ve only had Nolan and Alec for a day and a half but if anything happened to either of them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Liam: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Alec and Nolan: Even better! Liam: What the fuck did you- Alec *holding up a chicken*: Her name is Fluffy. Liam: Awww! Theo *Not looking up from his book*: Give her back boys. Nolan and Alec: *Frowning* Liam: But Theo, she’s just too cute! Theo *Still not looking away*: I don’t care, give her back. Nolan and Alec: Can we please keep her Theo? Liam: Yeah, Theo. Please. *Puppy eyes* Theo *Sighs, puts book down*: You three are going to be the death of me, but you can keep her. Only and I mean ONLY if you take care of her. I don’t want to be stuck taking care of a pet I didn’t even want. Liam, Alec, and Nolan *All hug Theo*: Thank you Theo! Theo: Yeah, yeah. *Looks at Fluffy* Okay, she is a cute chicken, I’ll admit to that.

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Alec: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken! Nolan: That’s not an award, it’s an angry text from mom that you had printed out. Alec, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

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Nolan: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Alec: Alec: I like you.

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Nolan *Sleep deprived*: The Ocean is a soup. Alec: Alec *Also sleep deprived*: Do elaborate. Nolan: What are needed for something to be a soup? Alec: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Nolan: *Tilts head* Alec: The Ocean is a Soup. Nolan: The Ocean is a Soup.

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Nolan: I'm going the physically fight the next person who insults Alec. Alec: I hate myself. Nolan: Alright, square up.