#Like I'm so hot everywhere else but at the gym I'm the least attractive person ever!

[an-onyx-void]

Does anyone else hate being seen at the gym, or is that just me?

[juani-momo]

Pokémon professors ranked by how hot and attractive I find them

I only included the male professors because gay

Professor Oak. The original. He's got a nice build and is charming, although that's all he's got. He's got a grandson, so he must have at least a child, but I wouldn't consider him a DILF because he can't even remember his own grandkid's name and then belittles him when you become a champion. He may be attractive and a good-speaker, but it's a shitty person to his family 1/5

Professor Elm is cute in a pathetic sort of way. I generally don't like them that skinny, but I just know he's hairy like a rug under those clothes. Peak otter material. He's also a good man, he lives with his family, gifts you a Pokémon out of the goodness of his heart, then gifts you an egg because he believes in you, and even let's Silver keep his starter because he realises he's grown as a person. I may find him too scrawny, but he's an ideal man on every other regard. 4.5/5

Professor Birch. He's a bear. I want him, and I can't stress this enough, to top me. Good dad, good person. Peak DILF material. Hoenn might've given us a dad, but it also gave us a daddy. He's also cute on a pathetic sort of gay, dude gets bullied by a random puppy and needs to be rescued. 5/5

Professor Rowan. He's got a nice build and beard, but he's too emotionally distant sometimes. He may leave me walking weird, but I just know it's only business for him. 2/5

He seems charming, but the kind of charming that you just know he's bigoted and would call you a slur. Like, he's mad racist. Cares more about appearances than stopping a genocide. 0/5

Too skinny. Other than that, he's perfect. Finds a kid passed out on the beach and adopts her. Also adopts you and Hop. Peak DILF material even though he ain't legally a dad. He's so sincere about everything, I usually would detest someone who walked everywhere showing their gym bod, but Kukui is just so nice and sincere. He's shirtless not because he's full of himself, but because he's himself. He's vibing. Got a PhD but is still a himbo. 4.5/5

Professor Laventon. Not a fan of the hat, but he's yet another guy who's peak DILF material. Like Kukui, he finds a passed out kid on the beach and immediately adopts them. Only wants to help people understand Pokémon are nice creatures, and to help you, and everyone else. 5/5

Professor Turo. Isn't name after a plant. Looks like the typical married guy who's on grindr to find barely legal men to fuck while his wife takes the kids to the dentist. "No, I'm not married. We divorced last year. I still wear the ring because it won't come off and not because last time I took it off I lost it for a week and almost got caught" lying prick. 0/5