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#Like aragorn just goes “oh fuck shit he was shot uhhh could you check for a heartbeat rq”
ar0acejay
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I absolutely LIVE for the hc that Legolas doesn't know shit about how humans work
#I think I've heard about this concept somewhere before
#But a boromir is alive AU would go SO WELL with this
#Like aragorn just goes “oh fuck shit he was shot uhhh could you check for a heartbeat rq”
#And legolas us just like “I gotchu bro”
#And the heartbeat is there so that must mean that he's dead because aragorn told him to look for it
#Idk humans are weird
#So he tells aragorn that boromir is dead and they send him down the river
#And then they run after the hobbits and don't waste a second thought on that
#BUT
#boromir spawns in minas tirith
#Idk how he survived with all those arrows but let's pretend
#And he's super angry and furious and all
#“YOU SENT ME DOWN A WATERFALL”
#and everybody's like “wtf I thought he was dead”
#And boromir is like “bitch you thought”
#And the aragorn slowly turns to legolas
#“I told you to check for a heartbeat”
#And legolas just goes “I DID. It was THERE”
#And everybody's like dude are you serious bffr
#Thanks for coming to my ted talk
#Or when they're out on the journey
#And they stop to take a break
#And legolas just goes “why tf are we stopping”
#And the others just go “dude some people need a BREAK”
#but yeah I thought this was an interesting concept
#lolol
#lord of the rings
#lotr
#lotr memes
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