#Livvie ☕

[salamaniac]

Good afternoon! Is this Ms. Maniac? Nice to meet you, allow me to introduce myself. I am Livvy Dunne, the co-manager here for the Albertan Amazon factories, and I have received many orders of multiple colored thongs worth around 2,000 dollars, all leading up to your number and address here. Are you still willing to make this purchase?

No? Oh uh...Would you like me to cancel the transaction for your payment then? Yes?

Okay, one moment. I'll just put you on hold for a second, please remain on the line ...... "You came into my life...with love and everything...!"

Hello, Miss, I'm afraid I have some...bad news...I'm— I'm horribly sorry to say this but uhm... It appears that over 50 thongs are already on their way to your address...The shipper has already crossed the Atlantic border...I'm so sorry.

Unfortunately we don't accept refunds at this hour, and when your stuff is already on its way...I'm afraid there's no going back... I'll have to check in with the top class about this. I am so, so sorry for this inconvenience...

mb haiii ^_^

SSDOPTP TIIThaiii!1!!!!!112122!! 🍂☕🥥💨 🐬🌺

[nyukyusnz]

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚➶ mutuals •°. *࿐

theo🦊 ; ⤑✧∘ @canadianwatermelon ∘✩

chai ; ⤑✧∘ @seonghwas-lighter ∘✩

ju🐇 ; ⤑✧∘ @wonieily ∘✩

lizziora ; ⤑✧∘ @minho-hoho ∘✩

may🐸 ; ⤑✧∘ @tyunni ∘✩

clara🎧 ; ⤑✧∘ @/haerinzluvr ∘✩

laya ; ⤑✧∘ @libi-libido ∘✩

zainab ; ⤑✧∘ @user-123456789 ∘✩

ellie💭 ; ⤑✧∘ @deafeningballoonnacho ∘✩

miles ; ⤑✧∘ @star1117-archives ∘✩

elai☕ ; ⤑✧∘ @horanghae-mianhae ∘✩

paige🌸 ; ⤑✧∘ @yeonjunsleftboob ∘✩

wyn💜 ; ⤑✧∘ @/wyynn ∘✩

soph🐉 ; ⤑✧∘ @moonandsunwoo ∘✩

aelin ; ⤑✧∘ @veenxys ∘✩

lexi ; ⤑✧∘ @heepottt ∘✩

rin ; ⤑✧∘ @sandwichrin ∘✩

cha ; ⤑✧∘ @jaesvelvet ∘✩

chip🍒 ; ⤑✧∘ @jaehunnyy ∘✩

tater🥔 ; ⤑✧∘ @potaeto-writes ∘✩

mel ; ⤑✧∘ @/astro-yechan ∘✩

kai🥞 ; ⤑✧∘ @ventismacchiato ∘✩

jea ; ⤑✧∘ @/uwoodobi ∘✩

mimi ; ⤑✧∘ @ihavenocarinsurance ∘✩

rose🌹 ; ⤑✧∘ @7a-updates ∘✩

han⚡ ; ⤑✧∘ @softxsuki ∘✩

aditi ; ⤑✧∘ @bluejaem ∘✩

raven🐶 ; ⤑✧∘ @lyneyhoon ∘☆

cara🎡 ; ⤑✧∘ @scented-morker ∘✩

ahna ; ⤑✧∘ @rukkiya ∘✩

zero🦦 ; ⤑✧∘ @ad0rechuu ∘✩

malak🌻 ; ⤑✧∘ @completelyrain ∘✩

nessa ; ⤑✧∘ @minnielvr ∘✩

jenny🌼 ; ⤑✧∘ @minholing ∘✩

kira ; ⤑✧∘ @sungtny ∘✩

kiera🍓 ; ⤑✧∘ @cherrysvng ∘✩

berry📍 ; ⤑✧∘ @angelic-jeonghan1004 ∘✩

zanna🍰 ; ⤑✧∘ @slytherinshua ∘✩

livvy🦩 ; ⤑✧∘ @143sourdough-pancakes ∘✩

deni🪷 ; ⤑✧∘ @xo-lesserafim / @cha3w0n-hearts ∘✩

leilani🥂 ; ⤑✧∘ @hiyyihs-aein ∘✩

lelia🌙 ; ⤑✧∘ @jakeyzzz ∘✩

kei🍨 ; ⤑✧∘ @misokei ∘✩

leila🧸 ; ⤑✧∘ @leiksx ∘✩

mani🍁 ; ⤑✧∘ @kvjunzzz ∘✩

snow ; ⤑✧∘ @minlixing ∘✩

meg🪐 ; ⤑✧∘ @kpopstanmeg ∘✩

harper🐿 ; ⤑✧∘ @hannahhbahng ∘✩

bee🧍‍♀️ ; ⤑✧∘ @he4rtsforjihoon ∘✩

lilliane🎀 ; ⤑✧∘ @bearseulgs ∘✩

dia🐤 ; ⤑✧∘ @iiraluv ∘✩

kass ; ⤑✧∘ @kararisa °☆

astra ; ⤑✧∘ @csmicvrse °☆

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚➶ pls let me know if you'd like to be removed or anything like that !! if you'd like any notices for me to be aware of, i have been ia and i don't know a lot about what has recently gone around !! stay safe , i love you all <3 !! •°. *࿐

[onlymingyus]

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mutuals with emojis or special tags

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elv 🧡

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[sw1mmingfoolz]

went through the whole list xD

angel, daylight, dreams, gem, hunnybunch, kinky, rainbow, soft,

- livvie <3

thanks babes ily 🥺💕 thank you for asking as always hehe

angel; do you have a nickname?

not really, besides cait (or caits with my family lol). one of my friends calls me caitlin dicky cuz my second name is somewhat similar, and me and my sister have weird inside jokes like "jumbo john johnson flurgenschmurgen" or "old clockwise" but i don't have any cool nicknames with friends haha

daylight; favorite album of all time?

as everyone in my life knows - doppelgänger by the fall of troy. it isn't what anyone ever expects lol but it's a defining album of its genre, the fact they made it when they were like 18/19 gets me, the guitars are UNREAL (especially the fading ones at the end of mouths like sidewinder missiles... so so good) and the combination of actual singing with screaming is incredible. it isn't for everyone, i'm the only person in my life ik who is so passionate about it lol but it's a fan favourite album when it comes to the band :')

dreams; do you want or have any tattoos?

i don't have any right now but i want some and plan on getting my first soon after saving a little! i want the album art to doppelgänger on my thigh, a bunch of basic ass flower tattoos lol, certain quotes that mean a lot to me, something space related and something on my chest, honestly i have a lot of plans i just need the money to match heh

gem; who are your favorite tumblrs?

you obviously 😌 and uh @suhnshinehaos @wondernus @ravixen @husbandhoshi @starlightjoong @etherealyoungk and @mangogyu are all great writers (and ae is a great artist too!) as well as genuinely lovely souls :) i'm probably missing some of my lovely moots agsjdhdj this is by no means exhaustive

hunnybunch; what sounds help you sleep?

i listen to thrash metal to fall asleep and i'm not joking LMAO :') sometimes it is tfot, sometimes slayer, sometimes more classic heavy rock with metallica... idk chaos does it for me :') otherwise i listen to synthwave (i love carpenter brut), kpop, or the birds outside my window at 5am agskdhdj

kinky; do you blush easily?

extremely 😭 i get flustered easily and am very very pale so it shows up easily too, it's a curse istg

rainbow; what was the last line of the last book you read?

it was an anthology of translated chinese poems, the last line being simply "See, they come." from the Ha Jin poem 'They Come'. Great poem by a great poet :)

soft; describe your favourite spot in your house.

my living room! i viewed 3 apartments and got the biggest one; i saw one with a bigger bedroom but i wanted a lot of living room space. my sofa is comfy and is where i spend a lot of my day, it's grey and has teal cushions and is a nice place to watch tv lol. the tv was given to me by my grandma and i watch youtube on it with my switch (animal crossing edition baybeee) and has my two fave plushies (a frog called mr baxendale and a bat called fruitcake) on either side. i have a rug with a big centre table and a smaller table underneath it and a blue armchair and my kitchen is right behind me which is great cuz i snack constantly lol :') it's comfy despite being small and really tidy and already has nice memories here so yeah haha

[svtsunshine]

happy birthday, cait! hope you have a good one <3

- livvie (who checked time in britain before sending this)

agsksgdj thank you livvie! that's so sweet of you 😭💞💞 I will have a good one entirely in your honour now 😌💞

[evasjacks]

I hit a milestone!! I’m so thankful to each and every person that follows this mess of a blog and keeps up with my crap, y’all deserve an award, honestly.

So, rules:

- follow this wannabe tsaritsa

- reblog this post (likes don’t count!)

- check out my edits and writing  (optional!)

I did writing requests last time and more recently and that was pretty chaotic, so instead we’re doing blogrates and five sentence fics, which are basically just me writing a quick fic(let?) because I have no commitment and exams keep coming. So, send me:

Blogrates: (formats under the cut)

- ☕ for a regular blog rate

- ⚔️ for a shadowhunter blog rate

- 👑 for a grishaverse blog rate

Other Stuff:

- 👏 for a compliment

- 📚 for a book rec

- ✒️ + a character/ship for a five sentence fic (fandoms here)

blacklist #adacelebrates to hide my bullshit!

Basic: - icon: I don't get it? | pretty! | gORGEOUS | saved to camera roll | - url: not my fandom? | ohh I get it | amazing! | LOVE IT | wanna trade? | - mobile theme: | basic | love it | goD THAT HEADER!! | - desktop theme: | default | it's great! | how did you do that?? | gIVE ME THE CODE | - following: | no, but I still love you! | I am now! | always and forever | - overall: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Grishaverse: - series: | tgt | soc | kos | - country: | wandering isle | kerch | fjerda | shu han | noyvi zem | ravka | - order: | etherealki | corporalki | materialki | - dreg: | wylan | jesper | matthias | nina | inej | kaz | - friend: | mal | genya | david | alina | nikolai | zoya | tamar | tolya | wylan | jesper | matthias | nina | inej | kaz | - nemesis: | mal | genya | david | alina | nikolai | zoya | tamar | tolya | wylan | jesper | matthias | nina | inej | kaz | Shadowhunters: - series: | tid | tlh | tmi | tda | twp | - species: | mundane | vampire | werewolf | warlock | nephilim | - weapon: | throwing knives | throwing stars | dagger | sword | whip | spears | - family: | townsend | lovelace | lightwood | fairchild | herondale | carstairs | blackthorn | - friend: | will | tessa | jem | isabelle | alec | jace | simon | clary | ty | kit | livvy | dru | cristina | mark | james | lucie | cordelia | thomas | alastair | matthew | anna | christopher | jesse | magnus | - nemesis: | julian | emma | grace | charles | sebastian | malcom | mortmain | clary |

[onlyseokmins]

i heard you wanted fun thoughts

seokmin fucking you nice and slow, his face frowning when you try to articulate a request. "what is it, pretty?", he murmurs. when you just open your mouth, he giggles before pushing two fingers in your mouth, giving you a sweet smile and cooing at your fucked-out expression before ruining you

- livvie (@venerex)

THIS IS SO RUDE IM SWEATING I have nothing else to add bc I'm just fixating on him being sweet but absolutely ruining you and being dirty af all while acting innocent!!!! My favorite genre!!! Listen, I'd chomp on any body part he offered 😭✋🏼 ig @chogiwapadada wasn't lying...

[onlyseokmins]

just wanted to confirm that you are, infact, summoning horny seokmin thoughts

- livvie (@venerex, @crimsoncauldron / thought i'd formally introduce myself)

Omg Ngl I gasped when I saw this in my email at work cuz like miss livvie, herself???? On my silly blog?

My exact reaction ^ Hellaur livvie 🙏🏼 aha, I'm Ez (or Elv) bdjdjd and yeah I'm still kinda shy but I'm also unhinged bc there's a whole 900wc seok smut sitting in my drafts that I'm still writing 💀 also plan to reblog your writings asap <3 but to finally answer your q, I'm always summoning horny seok thoughts 🕯

[sw1mmingfoolz]

assumption: you don't like dark chocolate

- livvie

agsjdgdj mostly true and that's an easy one cuz I'm not much of a coffee drinker either 😭 I can eat the odd dark chocolate especially if it's only a little but more than like a cube and it's way too rich for me I am nauseous just thinking about it lmao

send me assumptions and I'll tell you if they're true or false!

[sw1mmingfoolz]

hey cait! how's it going? how do you like the new place?

- livvie

hello my darling! it's going great, i love my apartment and adore living alone i'm even more solitary than i thought :') been relaxing recently cuz i had a great day wednesday and have gotten very into speedrunning content (mostly summoning salt). it gives me goosebumps and gets me the way i assume sports gets normal people hahahaha

how are you doing? 💞💞

[sw1mmingfoolz]

🌹hand in marriage?

- livvie

um absolutely? in honour of our marriage you can have peak domestic fluff in which i go hard on the description 😌💞 love u always and appreciate you sm

His languid brush strokes mesmerised you, vibrant oranges and yellows mimicking the shapes of fruits placed so deliberately in an ornate bowl behind his canvas. A gentle breeze tickled the hairs on the nape of his neck, the rest bunched behind his head by a fraying hair tie, and the sun reflected off his tan skin to give him a kind of ethereal glow that all but blinded you. His flushed lips were slightly parted in concentration, tongue occasionally peeking out the side as if trying to steal glimpses of his masterpiece, and the hand holding his palette was incredibly steady as if it were made specifically for this purpose. You gazed between him, his work, and the glistening sea, which danced happily in the warm sun beyond sand coloured houses, tall trees and plant filled terracotta pots, and wondered how so much natural beauty could exist before you at once. It was breathtaking, yet at the same time it felt like you were finally able to breathe in a way you weren't in the city. Hyunjin turned to find you staring and offered a soft smile, eyes sparkling, and silently gestured you over with a jerk of his head.

send a 🌹 for a snippet of a wip!

[sw1mmingfoolz]

i have a very particular dry writing style because most stuff i read is non-fiction and news, it doesn't surprise me in the slightest that you can recognise it haha (it does surprise me that people actually read what i write, i describe feelings very coldly, i feel)

and you cannot mention your teapot and matching mugs and not show us pics

- livvie (i will send more asks if you don't answer this with pictures, i take mugs very seriously)

OMG JUST READ THE TAG ABOUT THE PURPLE GLASS GOBLET, NEED PICS OF THAT TOO

honestly i like it, mine is very warm and weirdly fond for someone who isn't interested in dating atm so reading your stuff while just as romantic is a lovely contrast to my own? but yeah most of what i read is fantasy and romance so it makes sense lol, i'm someone who is way more into the idea of love than the actuality of it and dating (big up trauma) so i suppose that's where the feeling in my fics comes from :')

also lol new genre of photo; cryptid photos of asda hauls with my blurry sister 😌 still no idea why i bought a purple flowery goblet but my apple juice game boutta step tf UP

[sw1mmingfoolz]

"baby?", felix asks, his concerned eyes taking in your distressed face, "what's going on? you okay?"

"yeah", you watch as he arches his brow in disbelief, "just one of those days, you know?"

"okay", he pulls you gently into his arms, pressing a soft kiss on your hair, "wanna get some soup and cuddle?"

"that sounds good", your voice is muffled against his chest, "can we watch that victorious videeo essay?"

"ofcourse”

- livvie (hope you feel better soon, cait)

livvie it concerns me sometimes that you know me so well 😭 and that maybe that goes both ways because i recognised this to be your writing immediately :') that was adorable, thank you, i actually do have a couple cartons of my favourite soup and my new bee teapot right here so maybe that is how I should spend my night! i appreciate you sm 😭💞💞 i'll be okay, as always going through the motions but it's definitely interesting how on bad days you lose sight of the good ones and convince yourself it's always bad ahahaha, felix soft hours can get me through anything I think 😌💞

[sw1mmingfoolz]

congrats on 700! well deserved <3

- livvie

thank you livvie! ilysm 😭💞💞

[sw1mmingfoolz]

7, 27

- livvie (who hopes she remembers the numbers right)

agsjsgsjshs i always have that worry but if you didn't you're always welcome to send more 😌💞💞 thanks for asking ilysm!

7. Do you prefer to read short fics or long fics?

i think it depends on my mood but generally long fics! there's just something about setting aside a chunk of time and dedicating it to tens of thousands of words that take me on a whole journey and pull me right in; short fics are nice when i don't have time but i like to sit within the plot with my feelings yknow :') might also be biased cuz i'm writing a long ass fic rn and the dedication they take is admirable to my adhd ass lmao

27. Do you like to give your readers some warning of what might be coming or just slap them in the face with content at random?

well. idk i have my to do list and i talk about wips cuz they make me excited and i get too impatient to keep them to myself but no one ever knows when shit's gonna drop cuz i just be napping 24/7 😭 so kinda mix of both but i think more towards the former! :)

send me some fanfic reader/writer asks!

[sw1mmingfoolz]

lavender, peach, jade (custom one that says "let's grab some tea")

- livvie

aaaah livvie thank you that's so sweet 😭 when you're up here it's a date 🥺💞

send me a colour! (or multiple)