#Logan fr set his ass up

[tokillamockingbird427]

Elias: "Hesh... what does "KYS," mean?"

Hesh, sweating bullets: "Uhh, why do you wanna know..?"

Elias: "Logan showed me a meme you sent him, and you replied "KYS" and I like acronyms so I'm just wondering what it means."

Hesh: "Oh! Well, uh, it means "Keep yourself safe" you know? Yeah, kys. Keep yourself safe..."

Elias: "Oh! That's adorable. Looking out for your brother. :) Okay, thank you David. Love you."

Hesh: "Love you too dad."

Elias: "KYS. :D"

Hesh, trying to hide how that shit hit him like a close range shotgun blast to the chest: "Yup! Will do!"

[vampirepunks]

Can I get some headcanons for Eddie and Venom pls? 🥺👉👈

Oh hell yes, I adore those two idiots (affectionate) so much!

Sexuality Headcanon: I definitely see Eddie as bi and Venom as demisexual/panromantic. Given that symbiotes reproduce asexually, sex must be a rather alien notion for them at first, initially conceptualizing it as a form of hunger. I imagine the emotional and mental connection involved is priority #1, especially with their host. I really love fics where it's a matter of intimacy for them, becoming another form of communication and affection after a period of struggling to quite grasp the concept. (I'm not at all biased by being demi myself, cough cough) Love it even more when they start off confused about the stigmas and boundaries around the topic, made worse by Eddie being shy and bad at explaining. Weird human norms are weird.

Gender Headcanon: Eddie comes off as the most Dude™ ever and I love playing around with that, so I'm flexible with interpretations. With cis Eddie, the sexuality crisis trope for being attracted to Venom is always really fun (bonus points for religious trauma coming into play) and I have a huge soft spot for transmasc Eddie. Venom doesn't understand gender and probably never will. The more they learn, the less sense it makes to them (it me fr). No one will ever know peace once they learn the term "social construct."

A ship I have with said character: Slap these losers together and call it a day, I say! Symbrock ftw.

A BROTP I have with said character: I really love them as buds with The Wolverine. After all, getting their ass kicked by Logan in the comics was kinda the final straw for them to shift into being the Lethal Protector, after he let them go with a pep talk.

A NOTP I have with said character: Anything involving Carnage or other Venom spawn. A lot of that has gone around after LTBC and it's a yuck for me personally. Peter Parker is also a solid no for me, given the domestic abuse allegory with Venom. There's way too much ugly history there for me to enjoy it.

A random headcanon: Eddie has ADHD. His symptoms get worse when Venom is hungry or agitated. Overall, it's impossible to say whether they're a help or a hindrance. Pros: their reliable memory, strong self-preservation instincts, knack for improvisation, and ability to prevent understimulation. It's great having someone that can keep up. Cons: Impulsivity x2, bored symbiote struggles to cope with hours-long hyperfixation time, overstimulation when they keep talking over an already hyperactive thought process. Brain too loud, send help.

General Opinion over said character: These two are so precious to me, will always easily be in my top 5 favorite characters of all time. I'm thirsting and judging at the same time. I make a hobby of lovingly roasting them but will also defend them to my dying breath. Disaster couple, matched set: do not separate, 11/10.

Thanks for the request! 💕

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