#Long story short I don’t like the dodos though Orville is better than Wilbur. At least I can understand what Orville says to me

[amethystspaceprince]

I hate the way the dodos talk in Amimal Crossing. Like I don’t understand a single word they’re saying ever. Wilbur just spurted nonsense about some kinda delivery liquidation thing but he used his stupid nonsense talk and I don’t understand it. I’m an adult and I don’t understand Wilbur. How do children comprehend what he’s talking about. I think he was trying to say something about my furniture arriving in mail but he mentioned Nook’s Cranny and bells so...I’m confused.

Can’t he say it like plainly? Do we need this extra nonsense crap? “Trainwreck fruit parfait” that. “Tango cricket” this. Wtf does it bloody mean!!!!!

I do not understand how these are likeable characters. They just mean a lot of A button mashing. Also does the other dodo have to mention I have a mystery island ticket every single time? It’s extra dialogue I have to skip. I know I have it and if I didn’t it would come up on the list anyway. Also that’s why I’m speaking to you.