#LostAndConfusedButStillDignified

[not-glorfindel-stop-asking]

Tsundere Linder🫵🫵🫵 (affectionate)

Ah, yes. Of course. A Tsundere.

Which is, presumably… a type of seabird? Perhaps a distant cousin of the puffin?

A particularly temperamental shorebird that appears cold and aloof but secretly brings its mate the best fish it can find?

Or—wait. No. Is it a variety of storm? A rare Elven weather phenomenon?

“Beware, the Tsundere winds are strong today!”

That does sound rather foreboding.

Or, could it be… some sort of obscure herb? One that is bitter when first tasted but reveals a hidden sweetness over time? I can only assume this means I have been compared to some kind of dramatic culinary experience, in which case, I have several questions.

Unless—gods above, is this an insult? Have I been slighted in an unknown tongue? Am I now duty-bound to challenge you to a duel of wit and literature? I demand clarification at once, lest I compose an unnecessarily impassioned speech about honor!