Luke: I’m sure talking and a little flirting with that DILF Mandalorian won’t turn into anything. He’s way out of my league and he is clearly busy with other things.
*Literally 24-Hours Later*
Luke, now naked, on a broken bed, a big Mandalorian snoozing on top of him, adoption papers askew on a table, and a wedding necklace on, blinking at the ceiling: Well, that escalated quickly
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