#Luv my sister

[pgratedlies]

advice story time (not eventful but I should share my discoveries before I pull a hermit crab on the world and peace out my contribution to socialization)

Ok so writer's block sucks ass and I'm more of a pussy/dick person so it writer's block can trip on an egg and fall into the 6th ring of hell.

And I was super pissy about it, draft due on Friday, I got decent sleep this week but a girl wants to sit in bed on Pinterest not stuck on her stuff ass chair typing. So after being dramatic about it I was like "Hey this is a feature article and if imma hate whatvr I write anws why not just write whatever the hell?", Before this I asked my sister and she cheered me up and told me to use some of the inside jokes of the fandom we're in.

Suprise, suprise- if u whip out yo stash of gummy bears, Luke warm water and (this is my secret element) the most emotive song about the emotion ur tryna convey (get a loop) then they're ya go. First off the gummy bears were a reminder for me to keep the writing decently positive, gummy bears make me happy- fruity(teehee) flavours, not too chewy but u still get that stuck on ur teeth feeling and they're sweet, now for the emotive song if ur writing sad things listen to sad songs, if you wanna write about a normal lifestyle get a generic song if you wanna write about marine life listen to under the sea specifically.

Also type in comic sans- you get so angry u wanna finish as fast as u can and boom! A half essay in 30

Now when writing I was totally messing around but in a serious way, I used inside jokes and I got a laugh outta my sister but I aldo got a great fucking intro after 2 fucking hours of procrastination ✨✨

[wisecrownvoid]

My Narcissism and Superiority complex merged to create this vast well of self confidence. Of course this comes with the gritty water of pride, but Im working on it, I've got a britta filter

My sister

[romonostalgia]

omgg my sister just tagged me in a post on instagram and it was of that shirt that's like 'walk into the club like hey what I got social anxiety and I want to go home'

[sardonicplague]

its 3 am and izzy is sending me pokemon memes over skype

[yallre-blog]

i army crawled my way to shelly's room and now i'm laying on top of her because she won't fucking move over and cover me with any blankets

[sarkassm]

my sister and I watch Adventure Time almost every day together.

I hope that when she reaches the age of experimenting with weed, that I haven't out grown it and we can both get high and watch it together so she can understand how much better it is.