#MAN FUCCCCCKKKK

[kay-is-dying]

Rhea Ripley + Roxanne Perez + Psychological Warfare ⚖️

[northiron]

every time i remember that lyanna is like 33 in the present of aso.iaf i'm struck by a fucking hammer.

she's like, in the PERFECT age range to date so many people it's insane. this is important to me bc her taste makes that hilarious (show!tormund, bronn etc) and like way this opens up the range of the psychological damage it could do to jon is Very Funny.

but really, on a more serious note it just really effects the dynamics of so many possible interactions. like she's only 3 or so years older than sandor. that's INSANE to me. she's so perpetually stuck in the collective conscious as a 16yo that when i remember in her main verse she's like.... and Adult.... with at minimum 1 kid...... and like a Whole Ass Fucking Life it's just like whoa. holy shit. That's Right you're like... Some Fucking Dude now and not just a ghost haunting the narrative.

[long-bodyswap]

Fuck

(don’t have the credits)

“Ohhhhhhhhhh YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Rick roars as he pumps his meat deep inside his neighbor’s tight whore manpussy!  “You fucking love this cock!  Need a real man’s cock to fill you up!  Tell me how much you fucking love my cock inside you!  NOW, WHORE!”“Unnnnggggg! YES  PLEASE FILL ME!  PLEASE LET ME HAVE THAT COCK-ohhhhhhhhhhhhh UNG!   mmmmmmmmmmmmmm YEAH RICKKKKKKK-mmmmmmmmGODDD!!!!” Dalton moans in disbelief as his tight mancunt is filled by this straight father’s meat.  “You’re so fucking big, Rick!   AhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH YEAH Give it to me!  HARDER!”“Your cunt wants more?  Scream for me.  Use that cunt to beg,” Rick coolly responds as he continues to ruthlessly pump inside Dalton.   In a frenzy of desire and pleasure, Dalton begins squeezing his tight cunt’s muscles, making that hole squeeze onto Rick’s meat, trying desperately to hold onto him and keep him inside.  Dalton was so turned on by his usually straight and polite neighbor treating him like such slut for cock, but in that moment he was!  He desperately started using his man cunt’s muscles to try to milk Rick’s load right out of him.  Thrashing his head around as his massive cock was sent over the edge, Rick leaned down, pinning Dalton under his weight as he went into a fuck rage, thrusting so powerfully inside his little fuck toy that they could both hear the furniture beneath them sliding along the floor with each pump!“OH FUCCCCCKKKK!  RICK I-I-I- JESUS!!!!! UNNNNGGGGGG PLEASE-I-I-TOO MUCH-ahhhhHHHHHHH-TOO MUCH COCK!!!  PLEASE-SLOW DOWN!!!” Dalton screamed in pain as Rick gave that cock whore what he had begged for.“Thought you-UNG (*THRUST)- wanted this-UNG (*THRUST)- COCK!!!!”“OH GOD!  OH GOD!  OH MY-FUCKKKKKK MAN PLEASE-I CAN’T- I CAN’T-I…” Dalton begged between gasps before Rick’s meat became too much for him and he passed out beneath Rick’s powerful mass.   “Looks like I’m too much man for you to handle, you cunt!  UNG!  YEAH FUCKING TAKE THAT COCK!  YOUR CUNT’S TAKING IT JUST FINE NOW!” Rick roars as he continues to viciously thrust into Dalton’s unconscious body, pushing the passed out slut’s legs up to give him continued access to that hole, as he thrashes his hips forward and back, pumping his meat in and out, in and out, as his abs and thighs contract, adding unimaginable levels of force to each thrust.   Dalton looks peaceful now as Rick keeps abusing his unconscious cunt, getting so sweaty that he starts dripping his musky liquid odor all over his passed out whore as he leans down to feel his powerful chest grinding against Dalton’s as he forces his mouth over Dalton’s and shoves his tongue inside the mouth of his knocked out whore.   “Mmmmmmmmmmmm YEAH! You taste so good, Whore!  Getting really close!  I feel it-Oh SHIT- I feel it!  REALLLLY CLOSE-FUCKKK-I’m cummin!- I’m! OHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!” Rick roars with dominance as he slams all the way back inside Dalton, grabbing Dalton’s hips and pulling him so hard towards his cock he worries he might break this man’s fragile cunt as he spills wave after wave of cum deep inside!  Without this slut even knowing it!  Rick thrashes his head around, arching his back as he screams unintelligibly, pulling his cock out enough to just leave the head inside before grabbing Dalton’s hips and pulling the sleeping cunt so hard towards his massive thrust that the impact causes him physical pain!  But FUCK the dominance makes his already spent cock shoot out two more loads of his warm man juices into his unconscious mancunt before he shudders and collapses onto the still blacked out Dalton, gasping for breath as he licks his own sweat off his slumbering prize, cock still buried deep inside.“Man, who knew I’d get such hot action from taking over you body, Pops?” Rick says before chuckling in a very teenager-esque way.  “Yeah always knew Dalton would spread his legs for you.  Nice first load to dump with your cock and balls.  Fuck, your body is so strong.” Rick just starts chuckling some more as it becomes more and more obvious that this straight, respectable father has been possessed by his own gay and kinky teenaged son.  Earlier that Friday afternoon after coming back from school Jesse couldn’t resist anymore.  His hunger and desire to enter and take over his Dad’s body had reached its breaking point.  He needed to own that man, to control his every action, to see for him, taste for him, bathe for him, cum for him.  He needed to steal everything from him, even though that man was his won father!   Calling his father into his room, Jesse told Rick that the corner of his ceiling had a leak.  As Rick, the ultimate loving father, immediately showed up to check and inspect, his devious and much shorter and slimmer 15 year old son began sneaking behind him.“Son, I don’t see a leak.  Are you sure you- *OOOOMMMMFFFF*” Jesse launched himself at his father, catching the much larger Rick off guard as he slammed into the wall.“Jesse!  What in the hell are you- What the!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!  I CAN’T MOVE-I-AAAAAAHHHHHHH GODDDDDD TOO TIGHT!” Rick screamed as he felt his own son sinking inside his fully developed and strong body. Jesse kept pushing, feeling his legs and hips fully enter his father, integrating into those strong legs and his own small cock and balls entering and taking over his Dad’s massive dick and nuts. “Feel that, Dad?  I’m possessing your hot Daddy body.  mmmmmmm I’ve wanted this for so long.  Can’t wait to fill you up, control you, steal you, use your hot body to get nice and sweaty, to taste your cum and dump your loads inside all sorts of cute guys.”“Y-y-you c-c-can’t…” Rick whines weakly as his son fills him more and more to the limit, taking control of his body from him.  “P-p-p-lease!  G-g-g-et out of me!!!” are Rick’s last words as Jesse’s head slips inside his and he finally reaches the limit.  Rick collapses to the ground, thrashing his body as he feels his 15 year old son rearranging inside him.  His back arches and his face his scrunched up in agony as he claws at the ground, gasping and gritting his teeth before his face finally relaxes and his scrunched eyes open with an adorably devious doe-eyed curiosity.  Rick sits up and breathes deeply, closing his eyes and smiling as he feels massive amounts of air fill his manly lungs.  He begins gently rubbing his hands along his face and shivering in giddy joy from the feeling of that masculine five o clock shadow before reaching his hands inside his T-shirt and caressing that powerful chest and massaging down that tight stomach down to that beautiful and juicy cock.“Mmmmmmmm yeah, I fucking own your body, Daddy,” Jesse says as a shiver runs down his spine from the sexiness of his own father’s voice under his command.  “Now let’s go find a tight man cunt to fuck,” Jesse says before grinning as he notices the precum wetspot already forming through his Dad’s gym shorts.  

[solns]

CLOSE FRIENDS????????? YEAH SURE

no u dumb bitch no they’re not just friends. and don’t give me that “OH BOYS CAN BE FRIENDS TOO” honey he walked the whole world for six years for his buddy instead of accepting randy’s fate. That’s love. Not brotherly love. Romantic.

I don’t wanna be a replacement fuccccckkkk yeah sure the games gonna say we’re not but let’s face it we met like a few days ago, we’re like his dead buddy, he’s so obviously greiving and in comes in MC WHO’S JUST LIKE US!!!!!! GOD why did they even make this route????? this feels wrong man

this feels like we’re stealing someone’s lover, like some new kind of ntr

I don’t like this. Not unless WE’RE magically randy march (what the fuck I don’t need anymore stupid plot twists) I don’t like this route. Serge is a swell guy but he shouldn’t be love interest. They should’ve had a different plot for this guy. This is just wrong.

[bisluthq]

But my point is Chelsea and her issues and her inability to make relationships work and apparent disinterest in pursuing them *could* be an indicator that she’s closeted. / Even when she was at her most Trust No Man she still had long term bfs, older more powerful men which makes a lot of sense with the daddy issues. She’s now dating some comedian she’s been friends with a long time and seems to have a happy like actual partnership now that she’s worked on her issues. Idk I’ve watched a lot of her for years and she seems very into dick but she’s just not interested in the whole traditional wife and family roles thing.

Good for her then, I stand corrected! The hive mind can achieve great things 😂😂

But also anons what say you about Mindy and BJ like we all agree it’s weird as shit right like what the fuck is happening there? Who’s the baby daddy man and what’s the relationship between them?

There are like sekrit celeb baby daddies that interest me for 3 minutes at a time when I have something to say about it but I get over it - like January Jones’s is either JSuds or more likely Matthew Vaughn right? Like MAYBE it’s some rando but realistically it’s one of those two and in both cases I get why she’s keeping it a sekrit.

What the fuccccckkkk is Mindy’s vibe?

Truly one of the most confounding HW celeb gossip moments of my life.