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And that’s the end of the chapter, but the shenanigans between the two all-powerful idiots are just about to begin.

My god, I didn’t expected the reason behind Inasa’s refusal to join U.A. to be so... simple. I was so sure that he would never refuse an spot on the most prestigious hero school, but it turns out, he did. Because Todoroki was there, and he didn’t wanted to be nowhere close to the son of Endeavor, the one that he considers to be anything but a true hero.

Inasa And Todoroki fighting was... expected, knowing the reasons behind that animosity, but not on the middle of the goddamn exam. Even Gang orca, that really did show that he’s not a pushover, can’t believe on how stupidly immature they are being. But unfortunately, he can’t do anything but to crush them to show how to put their priorities in order.

Those next few chapter probably won’t be pretty, because even though they almost killed/seriously injured someone, they’ll just put the blame on each other and keep fighting between them, while Gang Orca just keeps watching and going “is this for real? can I come back once they are done?”.

Anyway, that’s it for today. Inasa and Todoroki are having a small friendly chat amidst a battleground, and almost made a casualty on their own team. Gang Orca is... honestly he’s just watching and facepalming. And Midoriya is Fucking pissed. Now it’s probably the moment that Midoriya is going to snap and become Evildoriya, completing the stable loop. Let’s see the rise of evil, next time, on Chapter 112:  Heroes vs. Villains vs. (Inasa vs. Todoroki)

Oh, and one last thing, someone already sent me the best thing ever, that I was about to ask for right now....

SOMEONE DID THE MEME

I LOVE THE PERSON THAT WASTED THEIR PRECIOUS TIME DOING IT. THIS IS GOD’S WORK RIGHT HERE.

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OH THANK CHRIST MIDORIYA WAS THERE TO SAVE HIS EVIL-SELF

AND ALSO HE LOOKS REALLY FUCKING PISSED

I HOPE YOU TWO REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU FUCKED UP TO MAKE MIDORIYA MAD.

THIS IS NOT EVEN HIS FINAL FORM. BE GRATEFUL THAT THE BUNNY-MAN HAS MORE IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO THAN KICKING BOTH OF YOUR ASSES.

THIS JUST IN: LOCAL BUNNY IS INDEED PRETTY PISSED OFF. MORE NEWS AT TEN, NOW THE WEATHER.

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And that’s another one for the score. The total amount of villains hit by their quirks remain at zero. Stay tuned for next time, when those guys just stay there waiting to be hit, without even trying to dodge or block.

Jesus Christ, it would be funny is it wasn’t really sad. Gang Orca is probably like that guy from the “Notto disu shittu agen” meme.

You know, you two wouldn’t be having this problem if you didn’t sync your attacks so perfectly. If Inasa went first, and then a few second later Todoroki attacked this shit wouldn’t happen.

HOLY FUCK YOU TWO ARE ABOUT TO INJURY EVILDORIYA

AND GANG ORCA REALLY IS LOOKING LIKE THAT MEME

“Those fucking kids I swear to god, killing each other instead of paying attention to the exam. I hate this job. Mom was right, I should’ve gone work on Sea World” -Gang Orca, probably.

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Orca's can't stun prey with ecolocation, so I like to think this. It's been stated that Qurks are like muscles, and can be stragthed and evolve through training and stress, that's what the UA training camp was for. So I think Gang Orca trained and stregnthed the ecolocation aspect of his quirk so much he weaponized it to this point. He wasn't born able to do stun enimies, but he trained like hell and now his soundwave stonger than that of an natural Orca's.

Oh, that would make a whole lot of sense to be honest. Or he was only able to make people dizzy with it before he trained it enough to get to this level.

Oh, so he was another animal? Interesting… Well, it would be easy to just make him a sperm whale instead of a killer whale, and not have to come with an story like “he trained to make his echolocation into a weapon”, but I guess that having an hero named “Sperm-man” wouldn’t be that appropriate.

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Fuck’s sake Inasa, shut the hell up and deal with this bullshit between you two later. He’s being shot and he’s still bickering with Todoroki.

Oh HOLY FUCK, an flashback out of nowhere! Now it’s really not the time for that Inasa!

Also, I really wouldn’t expect to see Jack’s wife out in the open like that, she being so reclusive and all and-

Huh, what? Oh, right, there’s also the fact that Kid Inasa, Kinasa, was probably the only person in the whole world that was a fan of Endeavor. “Was” being the right word, seeing as he’ll start to hate the man as soon as he becomes a teen.

Okay, never fucking mind, it took all of five second to Endeavor to destroy the image of hero that he had on Kinasa’s eyes. Good fucking job endeavor. The kid wanted a fucking autograph and you pushed him away.

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yeah, holy shit. I sometimes forget how much of bastard Endeavor can be, not just to his family but to others.

Quite ironic, I would say. And be glad he didn’t even looked at your way, because his stare would make your heart freeze up in fear.

Wait, hold on, Inasa really was at the entrance exam with Todoroki? And he went to speak with him? WHAT? Then how in hell Todoroki can’t remember him? It made sense when I thought that Inasa was cut from the list before he had a chance, but now you’re telling me he was there... and he did refuse to get in U.A. by his own will? Is that it?!

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My head is trying to process where my train of thought got so confused.

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Oh, okay then, that explains a lot... Todoroki can’t remember him because he didn’t even looked his way before dismissing him. Just like his father did.

Sorry Todoroki, even though you’re nowhere close to hoe bad that monster is, you did acted kind like him towards others when the story started. I remember you walking toward Midoriya and basically saying that you’re going to crush him in the sports festival to reach the top.

You WERE cold and dismissive of others before, just like your father. You moved past it, but Inasa doesn’t know that, so cut him some slack and try to fix things, because to him you are just the second generation of bastards.

Okay Todoroki, that’s the way to think, but by that little flame igniting inside of your head I can already tell that you are bout to  get riled up.

Goddammit.

Yeah ‘roki, you moved past a lot of stuff, but all that anger and disgust towards Endeavor is still there, and it won’t go away anytime soon. Those type of stuff, moving on and don’t letting the horrible things in your past pull you down, take a lot of time and effort, and Inasa is just making thing worse right now. He’s not doing it out of malice to be honest, but he’s still doing it, and all those pent-up felling are about to be unleashed, on the worst way possible...

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Oh yeah, today was a very productive day. finished the paperwork that my new job required, got an haircut that looked awful and now I look dumb and ugly, solved some script problems on my game/hobby, had some good ideas about how to fix my current story, and managed to sleep for most of the afternoon. Now I’m pumped, and pretty excited considering that tomorrow I’ll finally go watch Endgame, to which me and my sister already got spoiled to hell and back.

Anyway, all that aside, it’s time to go back to the chapter, where Todoroki and Inasa were having a friendly chat in front of an dangerous villain and an army of henchman.

Oh my fucking god, I stopped the chapter right before the best part.

Even gang orca can’t believe this shit. He’s not even trying to crush them, he’s too dumbfounded about it to react properly.

And holy fuck, that was a pretty serious accusation that Inasa did, that Todoroki is trying to sabotage him like that. Oh god, is that what he believed to really happen before? That Todoroki or Endeavor did their best to put him out of the game?

Oh boy, it is. He thinks that they are capable of stepping so low. I mean, I wouldn’t put Endeavor out of the equation, but Todoroki would never do something like that.

Inasa is pushing the “E” button. He won’t like when Todoroki gets fed up with this bullshit of saying they are cut from the same cloth.

Goddammit, that was a direct hit. And from a Cement gun...? That sounds like something Mei would do to help construction works.

Wait, hold on, isn’t that dangerous? I mean, that is supposed to harden fast, so what happens if a kid is shot on the face? They wouldn’t be able to breath, what the fuck, now I know it was something that Mei designed.

Also, Gang orca is starting to break character, because he would never expect the kids to start shouting to each other instead of, you know... fighting him, the villain.

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“Finally, an end to this nightmarish existence... Oh, the sweet release of death, how I longed for you” -Gang Orca, probably.

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Oh for fuck’s sake, they are starting to get on each other’s way. HAd todoroki used his ice this attack would work out pretty fine, but no, he used his fire, and the heat made Inasa’s blast go up, and over the head of the targets, and what managed to go the right way was enough to deflect Todoroki’s flames and nothing more.

Oh god, This will be a shitshow, I’m sure of it.

Shut up Inasa, I just said that, at least let me seem smart for one second.

Okay Todoroki, I understand why you used your power, that’s okay, but at least fucking coordinate with him instead of complain. You two are just nagging that the other is getting on your way instead of focusing on the exam, good grief it’s almost like Midoriya and Bakugo disagreeing on how to deal with All Might.

I just hope that this doesn’t end with one of you on a coma and the other with an almost broken spine.

And I’ll be calling it for tonight. I know that I’m currently unemployed, but that doesn’t mean I’m free from feeling sleepy at my usual bed time. See y’all tomorrow for the epic conclusion of this duel of morons.

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GET A CLUE OR DEKU WILL REK U

“DON’T MAKE ME COME THERE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL FUCKING DEK-U” -Midoriya, making sure everybody knows what’s the meaning behind his name.

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And there he is... Windy boi is really excited to be able to kick ass, and lets just ignore that he basically went “Seeing a bunch of guys fight each other is making me feel hot”. And I have to say it again: That costume looks fucking awesome for some reason.

[KILL BILL SIRENS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND]

Okay kids, please behave and play together. You two can take it out with fists once the exam is over.

Also, the fuck you’re made about Todoroki? Just because he doesn’t like you or your father you’re staring at him like cut the line to the bathroom.

“Oh fuck, the two kids that can level a city with an sneeze are beefing in the middle of the exam. Fucking run for your lives!” -Random student Nº3, probably

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Oh shit, the government called the Man in Black to supervise the exam!

Well, at least this explain how they are able to make sure everyone is acting according to what the expect of the next generation of heroes. Now I know that the CIA agent watching me trough my webcam is just making sure I’m acting in accordance to the new world order directives.

I just hope my score isn’t as low as I think it is. I’d hate to find out what “failing” would mean on my case.

Evildoriya is going to the front lines to buy them time to escape.

Yeah, he’s luck this isn’t GOT, because otherwise he would be completely fucke-

Oh god, there is a rather large chance that he is indeed fucked. Those guys won’t go easy on him, and I bet they also won’t give him time to act.

OH FUCK

EVILDORIYA IS GONE

IT WAS GOOD TO KNOW YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT, BUT WILLY IS ABOUT PUT YOU TO SLEEP WITH THE FISHES

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This rescue team from Class 1-A was kind of far away from the explosion, but the announcement was enough for them to realize what needs to be done.

Now it remains to be see if they will keep rescuing the civilians or go to help on the fight. Some of them I agree on going to the front lines, others... not so much.

Oh boy, it was Todoroki, just like I suspected...

Tsuyu said what I just did last paragraph, some of them need to go and fight, but that doesn’t mean that ALL of them need to go. There’s a lot of people in need of rescue right now, and they need to learn how to balance things out.

And that means sending out the ones whose quirks can’t be used to anything but to fight. You heard your call Hagakure, go out there and fuck them’ up.

See, like Sleepdeprived McInsomnia just said, one of the important point that is currently under evaluation here is how to manage the situation at hand and put the best quirks on the places they are needed.

This generation isn’t making canon folder to be throw at the villains. They are trying to create leaders. People that will work with others and guarantee the best use of personal at hand.

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Oh god, those two poor bastards are about to see something magical... And to think they were having a normal work day, until they were assigned to Inasa and Todoroki...

At the moment, Gang Orca has officially given up on his role as the villain of the exam, because those two kids in front of him are so goddamn stupid that he can’t help but to enter in his “dad mode” and give them an stern talk to.

Meanwhile, that poor bastard is on the verge of collapsing of exhaustion, but things are about to get good and he can’t miss a single second of the shit that’s about to go down.

Okay, Inasa is hitting pretty low right now, but again I understand where he’s coming from. He can’t see Todoroki as anything but a mini-endeavor, and honestly, Todoroki hasn’t had much chance to give him anything to prove otherwise.

So, in short, these two idiots are about to go from just bickering to actually fighting any second now, and Gang Orca will be sitting there, just watching, completely speechless at the scene.

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The FBI agent assigned to Todoroki talking with the FBI agent assigned to Inasa: What the fuck are those two kids are about to do?

The FBI agent assigned to Inasa talking with the FBI agent assigned to Todoroki: Oh, believe me, you’re not going to like. You saw U.A. sports festival this year? Something like that, I’m pretty sure.

Goddammit Inasa, leave the flirting to after you two kill that Orca.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Midoriya is starting to suspect some shit is about to go down right now, and it won’t be pretty.

Okay Todoroki, good call, ignore his attempt to get in your nerves and focus on the exam. That’s what I like to see.

That’s not what I like to see you fucking moron. You just tried to get on his nerves instead.

Also, “Your quirk’s perfect for [evacuation]”? The fuck are you smoking Todoroki? Inasa’s quirk couldn’t be more unsuitable for rescue operations if he tried. Did you saw his attempt to save people from under the rubble?

Oh, but you don’t care about it... You now you won’t be able to focus while he’s here, so you just want him to leave... Oh god, I knew this was going to south since the beginning, but I never expected it to go this bad.

I thought that Inasa would try to mess with him, but Todoroki would ignore him since he has nothing against Inasa. But instead, Todoroki is throwing shade back at the same rate. Oh god, this exam is about to become another “Midoriya & Bakugo vs. All Might”.

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Wait a second, where the fuck is Bakugo?!

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A few words before I start the chapter: holy FUCK that GOT episode. It was amazing. or would be If I could see what the fuck was happening.

Now back to our regular schedule: Last time we got to meet Gang Orca, but properly this time, and he was as terrifying as would be possible without pointing a gun to those kids’ heads. That was a hell of a first impression, if I say so myself.

So, there’s a new “villain” on the loose, and the kids will have to deal with it and his henchmen to pass this exam. For fuck’s sake, just to think this is the second time that villains attack the place where the kids are doing rescue exercises... Anyway, it’s time to see what those little heroes can do against an unexpected threat. This is Chapter 111: A Smoldering Start.

Oh boy, why do I feel like Todoroki will have a big say on this chapter?

Oh, time for another flashback? Okay then.

So it’s time to see the Elder council deciding on how shall they do this year’s sacrifices, to appeal to the great elder gods. Let’s see how they decided to put Gang Orca on this one. My guess is that the fact that the other name for an orca is “killer whale” had something to do with it.

Oh, so someone there did thought that playing “killer dodgeball” wasn’t the best course of action, but another person there just told a lot of bullshit and he shut up.

No seriously, that’s the exact way I talk when I have to do an presentation and I need to feign confidence. it works, but you know it’s just bullshit.

So, there’s some sort of disagreement about the focus of the exam. It seems like part of the personal responsible for it thinks the new generation should focus on teamwork, on putting their skills together to get past the obstacles. It is actually a great way to deal with an uncertain future, because they can’t hope on brute-force their way out of any problems, not anymore.