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[mumblesplash]

in honor of last season’s poem being called “”end poem”” (all quotes mandatory) this season i made one out of pieces of the actual end poem

[sherbetyy]

computers get sick just like us…

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

so like i think filesystem formats are 95% "if you don't understand what people are saying it means you dont need to care about this" and i understand almost nothing but im interested in something someone said about how btrfs and ssd managers use such similar systems for block based writing and COWing that if you made sure they were block-aligned itd be even more efficient than a naive approach & negate the problems people usually raise with excessive ssd wear with btrfs. but i don't know shit about that or how to begin to know shit about that. it seems like it's maybe a matter of config stuff but i haven't really gotten into OS & firmware level config stuff so i don't know how that goes. also it's fucked up that the accepted/ official pronunciation of btrfs is "butter"

[sentientstump]

my one (1) thing I would like to know about you: how old is your oldest Minecraft world?

oh no... i knew someone would ask me this at some point, but...

i delete worlds, its not a good habit of mine. let's see what's the last survivor has to say: 2/14/2022 so... that's approximately two years? i really don't remember what's in it. it's for 1.18 with origin mod? i guess i was just testing things

[pomegranatecraft]

that includes axolotls and shaggy cattle - like highland cattle!

[keeps-ache]

🔫 pew pew

[cookie-stars]

I THINK I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE

[tesla-rip]

oh shut up with that. like you didn’t just do this 2 days ago:

[the-ultimate-tree]

god getting minecraft is such a pain nowadays. don't get me wrong i love the game but why the fuck do i need to jump though so many hoops to get it

[skyburger]

shut the fuck up im playing sky burger

[hoarderofliterature]

you are not ready for this crucial mx500 review i found while trying to get more storage for my minecraft videos

[afatkidclub]

Older Boyfriend Simon Riley

Thanks to the notes on my last post, I will be posting this blurb here. It's just for shits and giggles.

Older Boyfriend!Simon Riley who has been the best boyfriend you have ever had.

Refuses to let you call a handyman. Leaky sink? He had it fixed before you even knew there was a problem. Squeaky desk chair? Suddenly completely silent. 

Gets really competitive with Mario Kart and refuses to play again after losing a couple of rounds. Gets really into Minecraft but doesn’t let you help build things because “You’re doing it wrong” even though you’re the one who taught him how to play

Does not understand girl math. 

-- “The fuck you mean it’s not real money

-- “If I use cash, it’s free because it doesn’t come out of my account. Therefore it’s not real money.” 

-- “I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works.” 

-- Now drops cash in your purse so that you have “fake” money to use. 

Hates girl dinner only because he knows that a bowl of popcorn or a couple crackers and cheese is not a full meal. 

A year of his life drops off every time he hears you saying “I’m doing it for the plot.” 

Refuses to download tiktok but will watch them on your phone with you for hours at a time

Went on a very long lecture about the Roman Empire and how it came to be (talk specifically about the military aspect) once you mentioned something was your Roman empire. Didn’t even notice you had fallen asleep halfway through the lecture. Still doesn’t know what you mean when you say something is your Roman Empire. 

Has absolutely no idea what you mean when you say “same.” 

-- You had to explain that it was just something you said when you found anything relatable

-- “What the bloody hell could be relatable about a plastic bag blowing across the road.” 

Has attempted to use the word slay in a sentence and it only ended with you in the longest laughing fit known to man. 

Listens to you explain celebrity beef and wonders why you talk about them like you know them personally and how you know all this information. 

Vine references, goes right over his head. 

-- One time quoted “Road work ahead, uh yeah I sure hope it does” after you had done it so many times, you nearly choked to death on air that day. 

Emojis are his worst enemy. Never gets the message when you try to hint at something using emojis. 

Learns very early on that anytime you two go out for errands, you require a sweet treat. 

-- Uses going out to get a sweet treat as an excuse to take you out on dates 

-- Also makes sure to buy you a sweet treat anytime you complete a task you didn’t want to do.

[ink-ghoul]

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[frankenturrets]

am i wrong that back in the day you just paid for like. a minecraft account basically and then any subsequent download of it was free. ig back then there maybe wasnt pocket mode or xbox (?) and the switch wasnt even a thing so there wasnt anything else to monetize but like. am i wrong about that. istg i remember that

[annoyingalchemist]

My laptop is on its last legs- it may already be off them, functionally, the only keyboard I have that works doesn't seem to be recognizing mousepad input, and the touchscreen is just barely functional. Anybody have any recs for a replacement?